it's sunday. i experienced my first major time displacement wormhole that threw me into the past by an hour. what the fuck? mom says it happens twice a year and is some sort of global time conspiracy to make people late/early for church depending on the season. i am all kinds of confused. this morning i got up at 4am. i know it was 4 am because before i went to bed blankie and i agreed- hey let's get up at 4am and ask mom for some warm milk. blankie set his alarm clock. the clock went off at 4am. mom woke up and told us to pipe down- it's only 3am for christ sake! huh? she dragged herself off the couch and got us the warm milk. eventually we all went back to bed. blankie and i got up again at 6am. i saw the clock it clearly said- 6am. mom grumbled awake. we played a bit and chatted. at 7am i asked mom for my baby rice. she said that i would have to wait until the real 7am rolled around? what? blankie's alarm clock says it's 7am right now! so she took blankie's clock and fiddled around with it and changed the time to 6am. ugh. she made me sit and watch while she did stuff on the computer. eventually she let me have some baby rice and for extra just in case i got a bottle too. by the time i was done with breakfast mom said i was starting to look like a whitchety grub.
so that was my morning. last night mom let me watch trainspoting. she said that if i ever need proof that she loves me, i should watch that movie. we've lived together almost 6 months now and i haven't ended up like baby dawn. the people talked weird in that movie.
i helped my gram make fruit cakes this morning.