oh man what a night. i hung out with my mom watching american psycho on bbc2. mom says- crap film of a great book but man did christian bale look fine. whatever that means. gram hooked me up with a bottle at midnight30. she was watching the negotiator, samuel l jackson- man he's in everything. went to bed after my bottle and slept in until 4am. i decided to give my old mom a break. there was a lot of talk about goblin kings and gypsies the other night so i figured i better cut out my sleep depervation project for atleast a night. today i upped my biological warfare offensive instead. through the chemical reaction known as digestion, i managed to turn yummy warm milk into a stinking foul smelling yellow mush and best of all it shoots out my ass at regular intervals. between 4am and 6am i filled 2 diapers for my old mom to change. hahahaha. wait until dad gets back he'll be gagging at the stink i can churn out. it's father's day today. word has it my dad is most likely recovering from a bitch of a hangover. he went to dr martin's 40th birthday party last night. can't wait to hear the stories. more later when i get my picture up. peace out bytchz.

ok, here is my photo spread for today. since it's father's day and my dad is away on business, mom took loads of pictures of me. i swear she's as bad as a japanese tourist with that camera, all the time taking pictures.