today i am partying on the darkside. i got mom up at 5am. she told me it was too early to get up and to pipe down. i pushed my face against the bars of my bed and spit my sucker out at her. she tossed a few toys in for me to play with. i made loads of noise with them and sang along. once she figured out there was no way in hell i was going back to sleep, she took me downstairs. since it wasn't time to eat yet she made me wiggle until 6am. mom made me some oatymeal and mixed in some of my milk and a bit of fruity pot. it was a huge bowl and i ate it all.
mom and i played and played. she watched me scurry around the room, i watched her get sleepier and sleepier. i was a little sleepy but no naps for me. no matter what mom did, i wasn't going to sleep. at one point she and blankie teamed up on me. i just wiggled away.
mom and gram chatted and decided that they would just take me into town without a nap, maybe he'll sleep in his stroller. so mom got me all dressed up so i looked fancy and we jumped in the car. mom and i went to have my picture taken. there is some ghey ass baby of the year thing going on and mom decided that i should enter it. they don't have a most evil category, mom checked. i was pretty miserable for the girls. they tried and tried but i wouldn't smile at them. one got too close and i started to scream. it was all down hill from there.
mom had this really nice day out in mind since it's rare that she gets to go into town. her and gram were going to visit the shops and do girl things. i was going to sit in my buggy and nap. before going home there would be a stop at subway for yummy treats. what really happened was i started screaming and would not stop. nothing mom or gram did would make it better. i let up just enough for them to buy some batteries. mom was going to pay for them but i started to really screach so she just took me out of the store.
when gram came out of the store mom made me sit in the buggy. i really screamed about that but mom said there was no way they could carry me all the way back to the car. and back to the car is where we went. i ruined the fun day out and we all went home. mom looks so defeated. haha
i gave dad a hard time today too. i'm dishing out evil left and right. going to walk gram to work and have a secret adventure with grandad. should be fun.