today has not been a very good day. it started off alright. i had a nice sleep. i slept all night in my own bed. i ate a good breakfast. mom was doing stuff so i just hung out playing with quackers and lizard. i did a big poop and it went in the potty today. mom was all- excellent job. when we go out later we'll have to look for a special treat. awesome!
so mom and i went out to do a few things. we had to hit the photo store because mom needed to print something off. i kept touching the machines. mom told me off, a couple times. don't touch the machine! blah blah blah.
we had to do the grocery shopping. i touched more stuff in there. mom was all- stop touching things. grrr grrr grrr.
visited a few charity shops. mom bought some boring books. i continued to act up and not listen. finally mom was all- forget it, no special good boy treat, we're just going home. only good boys get treats. booo.
i cried and whined at mom all the way home. we got home and i proceeded to destroy the house. mom was all- whatever.
i made a big mess and ate a good lunch. mom declared nap time and i said- screw that. i sat in my room and just talked to myself for a few hours. mom was all- no nap, no park. ugh.
fast forward a few hours and i ended up losing tv privileges too. mom was crazy enough to try and make me sit in the naughty chair. yeah whatever lady. i refused to pick up toys, i made more messes and i just ignored everything mom said. in the end mom just turned out the lights and stopped talking to me. works for me. i'm going to bed early.