peanut butter and jelly time. i am all about peanut butter and jelly for lunch. it's delicious.
not much to report about my day. kind of blah out. mom and i just walked around town and visited the shops. i'm in a bit of a mood.

having one of those days. i'm not getting enough sleep. i'm giving mom a hard time at bedtime about sleeping in my room. i don't like my bed. finally she just gives up when dad says i can sleep with him. then i toss and turn and try to push dad out of bed. he doesn't get much sleep either. so i'm grouchy and dad is grouchy and that makes mom grouchy. dad goes off to work to get some peace and quiet that just leaves me and mom to be grouchy together. grrrrrrr.

mom and i just walked around town today. neither of us are in a mood to deal with other people. we checked out the shops and bought a few little things. nothing super exciting. i got a new big boy cup. it's tip resistant. i'm really good at drinking out of grown up cups so mom got me this. i'm using the potty and doing great putting peepees in it. that's about it really. ho hum.

for lunch mom got us a pizza. i got my own slice. it was delicious. i like pizza.

i'm working on using the potty. mom has confiscated all my diapers and says i can't have them on. i find this a little upsetting at times. yesterday i found a spare diaper on the floor and i tried to put it on myself. mom just sat there and laughed at me. it's going pretty well so far though. i haven't peed on the carpet at all. i know pee goes in the potty and i make sure it goes in there. after i pee i get my star chart and stick my new star on- all by myself.
it's wednesday. not sure yet what mom and i are going to do for fun today. i'll let you know. right now i'm just working on using the potty, watching spongebob and playing with my cars.

monkey class today.
so mom has taken my pants this morning and says i can't have them until we go outside. what the hell woman. been using the potty. so far so good. i pee. mom says good boy and empties it for me. i get another star on my chart.
it's weird having monkey class on a tuesday morning. i'm used to doing nothing, now i have to be dressed and somewhere. mom and i went to class. it's full of little babies. i'm the biggest one there. that's ok i guess. i wasn't real interested in singing and dancing today. i tried to run around and cause trouble. i got away from mom during one of the dances and ran across the room. two of the younger boys saw me and thought it was ok to do the same, so then there was lots of running and shouting. mom caught me and i got told off. during instruments i was goofing off with the drum beater and whacked myself hard in the head. mom hahaed me. i got to pop bubbles, any bubble i wanted. being the biggest in class as some advantages.
after class mom and i went to the grocery store and bought a few things. nothing super exciting.
today is kind of a low key day. mom and i are just going to hang out around the house using the potty

mom and i went around the shops today. we found a couple cool things to buy. i found a little water hoop game on the shelf. mom showed me how to work it. you press the buttons and the hoops fly up in the water and are supposed to land on the spikes. it sounds super easy but man is it hard. mom said we could buy it and i did a little happy dance in the store. some old ladies saw me and giggled. when we were walking a firetruck went racing by with lights flashing and sirens on. oh it was cool.

spending time with my dad. i gave him lots of kisses and told him i love him. i love you daddy. been having a nice day. dad went off to the gym this morning. mom and i went for a walk around town. we went to a few stores and then went back home. nothing really exciting. it's not as nice out today. lots of rainy clouds about.
dad came home just as i was sitting down for lunch. DAD! we all ate lunch together. then it was time for mr hoover to visit. oh mr hoover, sucking up the crumbs. i sat on the couch with mom while dad pushed mr hoover around the house. mom and i watched a show all about penguins. i got to see a baby penguin eat fish pukies! i though mom was just making that part up, but it's true. baby penguins eat fish pukies.
when dad was done he came and sat on the couch with me and mom. we all sat and watched the penguins until mom sent me off to my room for nap time. that was ok i guess. pete and i goofed off for a few minutes. he assured me that while fish pukies may sound disgusting, they are actually very tasty; much like my mom's beef stew.
i got up from naps and mom got me ready for the park. she said dad would take me. AWESOME! so dad and i headed off to spend some guy time at the park. i took my motorcycle and showed dad how i ride it around. it was a great way to spend the afternoon.
dad and i got home just in time for dinner. tomato soup? no, chicken stew. oh gross. i don't want to eat that, take it away! i want tomato soup. mom and i had a little disagreement about dinner time. eventually i agreed to taste her chicken slop, but only after the tv had been turned off and i was told i could not have any chocolate cake or garlic bread. it was actually good. so i climbed up in my chair and ate a bowl of chicken stew. dad turned spongebob back on for me. he also made me some garlic toast to dip in my stew. thanks dad- you rule. when i was done mom gave me a little piece of chocolate cake. so dinner turned out rather well.
now that i'm full of food, it's time for bath and bubbles! dad and i are going to have a quick splash before peppa.

it's saturday and you know what that means- PANTAKES! dad made up a big batch of banana pantakes for me and mom. they were sooooo good. after everyone had eaten breakfast we did the usual saturday morning trip to the grocery stores. mom got her list. i got to ride in the cart. dad pushed me around the stores while mom mumbled to herself while putting things in the cart.
when the shopping was done we went home. dad put stuff away and then went off to work. mom was all- let's go walk around town and see what's going on. um, no thank you. come on, let's go for a walk. no thank you, want to stay home. finally mom gave up and left me to play with my cars in peace. i didn't really feel like walking all over town this morning. i watched some spongebob and played.
mom made some grilled cheese samiches for lunch. i do like those. i got an apple to eat afterwards. oh yeah, good lunch. when i was done eating i asked mom about going to the park. she said- naps first. ugh. mom and her stupid naps obsession. i got blueberry and headed off for my nap.
got up from nap feeling rather dopey. it took me awhile to wake up. i sat on the couch for a bit watching spongebob. eventually i got myself together and asked mom to take me to the park. ok, let's go! so mom and i got ready and she got my motorcycle out for me. we went to the park and i rode my motorcycle around on the paths again. i really enjoyed myself.
went home and ate a big dinner. dad came home. as soon as he's done eating his dinner, we're going to hang out doing guy stuff. awesome.

mom and i walked around town today. we did the chores. i helped mom buy things in the grocery store. after that we went to the shops. i haven't been for a good poke around the shops in ages. i looked around. there is some cool new stuff out. i stopped and had a little chat with one of the shop ladies. she asked me where i'd been since she hadn't seen me in ages. i told her- at the seaside! build sandcastles! mom and i stopped by the veg stand but didn't find anything good to buy there. i poked a couple watermelons. i pointed at them and exclaimed- WATERMELONS! and mom was all- why yes, yes they are. after our walk in town mom and i went home again.
i ate some lunch. i really wanted a peanut butter and jelly samich so mom made me one. it was delicious. it's rather a nice day so i asked mom if we could go to the park. she said- yes of course but naps first. oh man stupid naps. i got blueberry and crawled in bed. i woke up at my usual time and mom got me ready for the park. i asked if we could take my motorcycle, mom said- sure why not. awesome. it's a great day for a motorcycle ride.
mom and i went to the park and i got to ride my motorcycle around on the paths. it was good fun. when it was time to go home i said- oh ok and i got to ride my motorcycle all the way home. mom made me a big dinner and i ate it all up. all that riding made me super hungry. dad should be home soon. i can't wait to spend some time with him.

i'm off to the seaside today. i've got my bucket. i am totally going to make some small rock castles.(there's not much sand on the beach we go to, loads of small rocks though.)

the seaside was really good. jammma and i took the train and grdad followed in the car. we all met up and had a great day at the beach. grdad helped me build some sandcastles. he would get buckets of wet sand from the water line and then bring them up to me and dump them out. as soon as his back was turned i would knock the sand towers over and laugh. i got sand everywhere- even in my jacket pockets. i love playing in the sand. we had a really nice picnic. i ate cheese samiches. i love cheese samiches. i got to play at the big park. i had a little nap in buggy while jammma and grdad pushed me around town. at the end of the day we piled in the car and grdad drove us back to exeter.
now the sad part of my day. grdad and jammma had to leave and go home. booo. i gave them hugs and kisses. i took it pretty well. i asked to go with them but when mom said- no, you have to stay here, i didn't cry. grdad and jammma promised to come back soon for another visit so that's ok. dad is home so i'm going to watch chiglwee with him.

jammma and grdad took me to art class this morning. i got to paint. i like paint. made some really great stuff. afterwards we walked around and had fun in town.

mom has reworked my schedule. today i have music class. tictoc fingers ready! i was so excited about going back to class i ran all the way there. that resulted in us getting there super early. jammma, grdad and i walked around the park for a bit checking out the flowers and watching the homeless people drink. ahhhhh spring time in england. class was great. i ran around for the first part but when it was time for instruments i sat right down. i got to pop some bubbles and that was that.
went for a short trip to the store after class. ran into mom, she was on her way home after a hard morning of shopping. i hid behind a building and jumped out to surprise her when she walked by. mom was all- oh you. helped grdad and jammma buy some milk and whathaveyous.
got home and ate a huge lunch. jammma made me a batch of her wicked awesome roasted pepper and tomato soup. delicious. played with my toys for a bit and then it was nap time. stupid nap time. i eventually went to sleep.
got up from naps. played around some more. had some dinner topped off with strawberry ice cream mom made. very tasty, like strawberries. grdad walked me and jammma to the park. we had a good play. i got to go down the super huge big kid slide. it was awesome! grdad went to meet dad for dinner at the pub. jammma and i staid and played a little longer before going home to see mom.
mom made a batch of her super tasty veggie lasagna with garlic bread. i like garlic bread. i managed to get jammma and mom to share with me. i had jammma call my dad so i could talk to him before bed. hi dad, whatchewdoin'?
so it's been a super busy day. i'm going to get blueberry and pete. jammma is going to read us some stories.

i'm home. i gave mom a hug. i checked my toys real quick. now i'm going to jump on my motor bike and go meet dad at the pub. grdad and jammma are going to walk with me.

another busy day today. there was a big parade past the house this afternoon. the sikhs were marching.( the sikhs go marching by, hurah hurah. the sikhs go maching by hurah hurah, the sikhs go marching one by one, the little one stops to buy a bun...) grdad took me down to watch and then we followed them for a bit. there was a fire truck with firemen. we stopped to talk to them. the firemen gave me a drink and i got to check out their truck. good times, good times. i've had a really great visit with jammma and grdad but the time has come to pack my bags. tomorrow we're driving down to my house so i can see my mom and dad.

i told grdad that i wanted to call mom, so he called. then i decided that i was having too much fun to talk with her and ran back outside to play. i came in just for a second to say: hi, mom i washed my car! before running off again. jammma and i have been having loads of fun. today we visited burton. it's a nice little town. we walked around and went to the park there. i found another sandpit to play in. we did other stuff like visiting a garden center. it's a place where you buy plants. grdad told mom about what a good boy i'm being.

i called my mom. i tried to talk to dad too but mom said he stopped off at the pub for a sneaky pint so he wasn't home yet. i'm fine. i'm busy having fun. today jammma and grdad took me for a car ride. we walked around a giant tescos and then went to play in a park. the park was awesome. there was a slide and the biggest sand pit i've ever seen. there was also a water spout. i was in charge of the water. you spray the water on the sand and then you can make sandcastles. mom's only news is that she bought an ice cream maker. oh really? i like ice cream.

another day, another park. this one had a train to ride on.

awesome. had a load of fun playing but the best part of the day had to be when grdad asked me to hold his ice cream for a second. yeah, grdad i'll watch the ice cream for you. no problem.

today i helped jammma make tasty treats. grdad had to go to work. i like tasty treats. helping to make them was fun.

today i went to a batism. the little boy who lives next door was getting exorcised and batised. he invited me because i've gone through that thing myself. i gave him a couple pointers, like: duck when the holy water comes at you. there was a big party afterwards. not a bad way to spend a saturday afternoon.

oh man, what didn't i do today? went to the park this morning with jammma, grdad, aunty amy and elenor. we walked around getting our fresh air and sunshines. i stopped to smell the flowers.

i like flowers. the park was good as always.
did the usual after park activities- eat, play and have a nap.
in the afternoon grdad took me, jammma and shirley(she is one of jammma's friends, she lives down the street.) to go visit harvey. shirley's daughter is in charge of harvey.

i go visit harvey every time i am in town. he's huge! but he's also friendly. i usually toss him a quick carrot and then go visit everyone else who lives in the stable. there is sooooo much to see at the farm. i used grdad's phone to snap a quick picture of harvey having a snack.

i said hello to some of the other horses then i was off to visit with the dogs and the chickens.
rooster says cocadooooo.
after the farm we all went back home again. harvey went to bed and so am i. i'm so tired

busy day today
got up at my usual time. jammma stuffed me full of breakfast. i had my big bowl of oatmeal followed by grapefruit and some toast. yummy. when everyone was fed and dressed we met up with amy and elenor. i got to push the buggy. i pushed elenor around while we did the chores.

i showed elenor how to do the shopping. we walked around the grocery store and put things in the basket. when we finished shopping, it was time for fun.
on the way home we stopped off at the little park near the old trainstation. i went on the swings for a bit. it was getting towards lunch time so we all walked back home for food.

after lunch we all piled into our cars and went on a super big adventure. grdad took us to go visit the happy hens. it was elenor's first time. i've been before, happy hens is fun. all i wanted to do was drive the toy tractors around. oh yes, toy tractors. elenor and amy fed the animals, that's girl stuff. before we left we stopped for a little snack in the cafe. elenor and i had a play with the toys in the kid area.
home now and i'm super hungry. i'm going to eat and have a splash in the bath. tomorrow is another busy day.
    

mom and dad just left. i got lots of kisses and hugs. mom told me to be a good boy. yes mom. blah blah blah. see you later. just leave already so i can go sit on the couch and feel sick. i woke up from my nap feeling gross. i'm kind of hot and super grumpity. it's going around. elenor was here earlier causing a ruckus. auntie amy said elenor was sick too, lots of pukies coming out of that kid. auntie amy gave me some cuddles to cheer me up. elenor saw and went mental. she was already crying because she's in a bad mood. when she saw her mom holding me she upped the volume to ear shattering level. my mom just looked at her and laughed.

other than feeling a bit sick, today has been ok. i blew bubbles and played outside. i played with my cars. since i don't feel well no one gave me hassle at dinner time. i got to eat pompoms and dip for dinner. pompoms? pompidoms, i don't know they are some kind of indian crunchy chip. i ate them with mango chutney. very nice.

dad is taking me to pick up grdad from work. not only that but grdad said he would show me around the work trucks. i get to see big mail lorries up close! i so can't wait.

happy zombie jesus day! i'm hoping to score some chocolate.

phew. what didn't i do today? i got up super early. as soon as i got downstairs i wanted to go out and play in the sand. make sandcastles! mom was all- how about you eat breakfast first and then get dressed. make sandcastles! one thing at a time. MAKE SANDCASTLES! dude, first things first. grrrrrr. make sandcastles. i hate waiting to have fun. fun needs to be had right away. finally jammma unlocked the door and i got to go play in the sand, except there was no sand. JAMMMA! where's my sand? jammma said that dad had to come down and get it out. oh man, hurry hurry hurry. dad came down and sorted out my sand. it was awesome. i dug around and made sandcastles. oh it was so much fun. i was rather annoyed when jammma asked if i wanted to go for a little walk down the street. walk? are you kidding me. then mom came out- do you want to go for a little walk? there are tasty cakes at the church down the street. tasty cakes? go away and let me play in the sand. then i thought about it for a minute... tasty cake? i like tasty cake. i went and found jammma and told her i wanted to go on that walk after all.
so me, mom and jammma went down the street to the church there. aunty pat was there. hi aunty pat. she was selling the tasty cakes. mom bought 3. i tried to grab one off of her. she said- no, you need to sit down. so i ran over to the nearest chair and plopped right down. mom just shook her head at me and said- you can't just sit down, you need to ask the gentlemen already sitting at the table if you can join them. yo, old dudes, can i sit here? no, i didn't really say that. i just sat down and the old guys laughed at me. i ate my tasty cake. all the old ladies came over to pinch my cheeks and say- oh my look how you've grown. hey old ladies. my whole derby fan club was there. there was other stuff to buy besides cakes. jammma got me a book. mom took her turn to look around and she found 2 small penguins. score for me.
went back to jammma's house and had some lunch. aunty amy came over with elanor. we all went for a walk down to the grocery store. boooring. elanor fell asleep. and then i fell asleep.
got up from my nap and did some arts and crafts. i'm covered in glitter!

mom and i went out for our morning walk in the rain. i insisted on wearing my flatcap. oh yeah, i look good. jammma's house jammma's house jammma's house and see grdad. that's all i want to talk about this morning. mom was like- we have a veeeerrry long day, there's lots of stuff to do but eventually we'll get to jammma's house. squeeeeeeee! so our entire walk around town that's all i talked about. mom was all like- good god. while on our walk we came across a passion play going on in the middle of town. we stopped to watch some crazy women weeping over the body of a dead jesus. some guy gave me a chocolate egg to eat. this easter thing is pretty cool.
mom and i went back home. she stuffed me full of lunch. i watched spongebob and kept asking to go to jammma's house every 5 seconds. mom was not impressed. she was busy doing important stuff to get ready for our trip. dad came home! early, in the middle of the day. we hung out and watched pingu together while mom struggled to get her shit together.
finally mom said she was ready and we all got in the car to visit grdad and jammma!
car ride was alright. i turned to mom and said- we're going on a journey. why, yes, yes we are. it was a long ride but we got there in the end. jammma and grdad came out and i jumped out of the car to give them big hugs.

my mom is evil, evil i say. i didn't feel like taking a nap today. i just hung out in bed and played with my friends. i did get a little sleepy though and shut my eyes, just for a little rest. she came in a few minutes later and dragged me out of my nice warm nest. time to get up time to get up. christ woman, i just fell asleep. she took my blankies and made me walk into the livingroom.

so i'm going to curl up on the couch under her blankies and try to get a few more minutes rest.

evil mom.
other than mom giving me hassle about when i take my nap, today has been alright. i had a good sleep in. mom made me a big bowl of oatmeal with a banana, just like every morning. it's such a great way to start the day. watched the morning shows. dad went off to work. i was so into watching spongebob i didn't notice until about 10min later. where's dad? where's dad? in the shower? no he went to work. oh see him later then.
mom and i got dressed and hit the charity shops. she found a couple good things to buy, mostly educational stuff. she got me some french story and a spanish one. the big score was a huge bag full of building parts

after the shops mom and i went home. she made me some lunch. i ate it all up. i love peanut butter and jelly samiches. mom made a cheese sub for her lunch and i ate part of that too. i like toomaatoes, i like lettus. i even like the red onions that mom puts on her sub.
after lunch we went to monkey class. we were almost late because i was busy taking pictures with my digital camera. i took pictures of big trucks and motorbikes, oh and a couple buses. we got to class just in time to sit on a fish and wave hello. class was good. i sang the songs and did the dances. since today is the last class before break we got to pick instruments from the box. for the first song i picked the wooden fish thing. you can tap it or scrape the ridges. it makes a cool sound and it's fun to roll around. for the second song i ran over and grabbed this set of musical tubes off one of the new boys. you hit them with a stick and they make a tingggg sound, kind of like a triangle. oh my god. i loved them. i cried when i had to put them back in the box. i popped some bubbles, got a sticker and that was class.