not much to report. everyone around here has been busy. visitors of some sort are coming. mom keeps babbling about new year. i've just been eating loads and making poopies.

another day another dollar. woke mom up a few times during the night. she grumbled. screamed at her most of the morning, no reason. she finally convinced me that a nap would make me feel better. i slept for 2hrs and woke up feeling great. i had my half of banannana. spent some time in bouncy chair. right now i'm just hanging around watching mom upload pictures to the internet and waiting for gram to finish making my lunch. la de da.

yeah so i was not feeling so well last night. the only thing that made me a little happy was mom rubbing my chest. she let me stay in the big bed next to her all night. all i did was wiggle and fuss, stupid fever. when we started our day today, i felt a bit better. mom took me downstairs. i got some fresh diapers applied. she gave me some warm milk. she put the hot meter in my mouth and it said i was 2 degrees cooler than last night. so that is all good.
i had a bit of a nap and when i woke up gram was in the kitchen. gram said i could hang out with her while mom got some sleep. win-win.

friday friday. did a little of this and a little of that. mostly worked my mom's last nerve. she says she is all out of patience and keeps forgetting to buy more at the store. i just like to fuss for no reason. i'm fussing. why? no reason. today, you name it, i gave her a hard time about it.
had creamy leaky cock. blankie says that he had that once. the doctor gave him some cream and cleared the problem right up. blankie! it's something that my gram made for my lunch. chicken, leaks, potatoes=good stuff. i ate it all. yummy.
i spent some time with my dad. we hung out, practiced our burping. played with my friends. good times. but then i even got fussy with him. mom noticed that i felt a bit hot. she convinced me to take a little nap. i woke up even more fussy. she tried to keep me entertained but i wasn't interested. ate a little and had another fitful rest.
mom handed me off to gram so i could talk to her for a bit. i had a nice time with gram. we read stories and played.
when mom got me back she noticed i was still really hot. i got the hot meter stuck in my mouth and that said i was feverish, oh manz. so mom stripped my clothes off and dressed me in something a bit cooler. she made me drink some milk to keep hydrated. we then all went to bed. i kept mom up all night, tossing and turning and whimpering in my sleep. i was grabbing at things, mom thinks i was dreaming about falling. misery.

i went to the park with gram today. one word- SWINGS! holy hell, best invention ever. i had so much freaken fun. she took me in my fancy buggy and wrapped me up in blueberry- my newest blanket. when i got home blankie gave me the cold shoulder.

can we do this chrismast thing every day? it's so freaken cool. i got loads of things wrapped in colorful paper. how did satan know i love paper? i was kind of sad to learn that red sparkles paper tastes no different than plain white. i got loads of books, one even talks- and in a funny language at that. i got a few new friends- a musical octopus, a soft lion, a turtle drum and a little teddy. and i got clothes but no socks- score! i even got a new big boy blankie- it's huge and blue. and bubbles, i got bubbles. oh so much stuff. too exciting.
i started the day a little after 5am. i heard a ruckus coming from the roof. i woke mom up- satan! and his raintears. what do we do? she scoped me up and put me in the big bed with her. i told her a few stories. eventually she took me downstairs and i had a big bottle of warm milk. i wiggled for a bit. mom then got second breakfast ready and i had a huge bowl of baby rice. i wiggled some more. read a story with mom. i then got a little fussy. it was like 8am and no one was up yet. come on peoplez.
mom went upstairs and kicked dad out of bed. i didn't see her again until noon. mom said all she wanted for chrismast was some sleep. dad and i hung out. i tricked him into feeding me another huge bowl of baby rice and half a banananna. i thought i was going to explodee.
i watched everyone eat their big fancy lunch. i had some chicken casserole for my chrismast meal. i think gram snuck some peas in there, i saw green lumps. that means either boogies or peas. i ate it all though.
i watched tv with mom and dad. i played and did stuff. i was sitting up playing and fell over suddenly and wacked my head. mom says i need to stop that or i will end up in the special class. i got a little red bump, it looks cool. had some warm milk and a short nap. when i got up we opened presents. whooo-hooo.
and that has pretty much been my day. going to visit with uncle tom and auntie amy with dad and grandad. i think it will be bed time after that.

santa santa santa. it's been a busy day for me getting ready for santa's visit. i got up this morning all excited. i was chirping way in my bed. mom scooped me up and i sat in her bed while she got ready to take me downstairs. i chatted away- santa! i had a big breakfast and was in a pretty good mood until mom and i had a disagreement about nap time. how many times do i have to tell her- just because i am wiping my face with blankie- doesn't mean i am tired.
i had a big lunch. mom got me some chicken casserole out of the freezer. i ate it up yum. i did suffer a mishap though. i was fooling around and ducked just as mom was coming at me with a spoon full of chicken mush. she hit me right in the eye. i had mush in my eyelashes and there was fussing while clean up got under way. i guess i should wear safety goggles.
after lunch mom and i played, read stories and talked about santa. dad says that if i am not totally a good boy, he will raise the red flag outside the house and santa will know not to stop. oh noes! so i did my best to be good.
i went with gram and grandad to the church christmas music thing. there was singing and some guy gave a boring talk. i heckled him. i got home and mom stuffed me full of warm baby rice and some fruit. then i had a bath in front of the fire. after i got dried off and put into my red jammies, dad and i hung out. we watched mom wrap presents.
mom filled me full of warm milk and i have to go to bed now. she says if everyone is not totally asleep, santa will just pass by and won't toss things down the chiminy. who knew getting presents was this complicated.

doh! i'm missing the movie i've been waiting all day to sit down and watch. i heard mom talking to g-dad, greatest gram and dana bunny. she left me to wiggle on my playmatt with my friends. i started screaming because no one was talking to me. i saw mom looking at me while she continued talking, so i screamed louder. dad came running downstairs to see what kind of danger i was in- no danger dad, just annoyed no one is talking to me. so he and i hung out while mom finished her chat. had an alright kind of day. i slept in to 5.30am. got up and had some warm milk to start the day. had a really nice nap and ate some yummy food. can't really complain. watched border patrol, it's all about australia's customs and immigration. damn that country is tough to get into and easy to get deported from.
mom says her nut dating bread turned out super tasty, just like greatest gram and dana bunny makes.

i am not my mom's favorite person today. i've been having trouble sleeping at night lately. last night i had mom up every hour with fussing of some sort. mom says grrrrrrr.
i hung out with dad for a bit this morning after he got up. we did guy stuff and it was great fun. he told mom i was super good.
mom says that greatest gram is on the way to dana bunny's house so she needs a few minutes peace and quiet to updatery the blog. i'm going to go check out the wise men with gram. there are weird decorations up all over the place.

i got my first black eye today. i look so badass. i was sitting up and playing with my talking ball. well ball rolled off and i went chasing after it. i tipped over and wacked my eye on the base of shaky slatty rocky bed. i said ouch. mom picked me up and said- no blood, you're fine. i stopped crying and went back to playing. if mom says it's no big deal, it's probably no big deal.
went food gathering with gram. the store is stupid busy.
had my first fish dinner. gram made me creamy cod with peas. i ate it all- a super big pot. damn it was good.
was fussy for mom most of the night. after my 6pm bottle i slept for a bit but then was up and not interested in sleeping any more. mom says tsk.
mom spent most of the afternoon passed out on the couch. i helped gram and grandad rearrange furniture. mom says she had something called a migraine. her teeth hurt and her eye was close to exploding or something like that.

mom went shopping with grandad. she came home with a months worth of diapers, we'll see about that. same old same old going on around here. eating loads and pooping lots. not letting mom get any decent sleep. playing with my toys and reading my books. mom says not long now before dana bunny, g-dad and mel are here.

ghost hunters is on tonight. whooo-hooo. not much to report about my day. mom says it's not long before i start crawling. i have all the motions down i just need to put them in the right order.

i totally saw satanclaws. it was cool. i got a little gift. he read stories and we all sang songs. gram took a picture of me and mom talking to him. i was a good boy. time for me to get my warm milk and curl up with blankie.

i might have gotten up early but i've had some really good naps today too. good thing since i have a busy afternoon planned. gram gave me a bath this morning. i love a good splash. mom took a few pictures. they won't be posted up though because for some reason baby in the bath pictures prompt all sorts of weirdos to visit and you get tsked off by the 'we wrap our kids in cotton so nothing ever happens to them/there's a pervert behind you' brigade. (mom hates them as much as the fucking weirdos.)
anyway. i ate a huge bowl of my grams yummy soup for lunch. man i love that stuff. i watched mom eat a cheese samich. interesting, i might like to have one of those some day. mom says i have an appointment later today to meet with this dude- satanclaws. something about a list is involved and he throws things you like down the chiminy. i don't know, sounds more like mom's crazy talk. mom says she will try to take pictures of this important meeting, but don't hold your breath. the 'there's a pervert behind you' brigade have made it almost impossible for parents to photograph their own children in public places.

ha, i got mom up at 4am. i had some milk and felt a little tired. mom wrapped me up with blankie and put me in bed for some quiet time, thinking i would go back to sleep. i made a stinkie poopie instead. she left the room and when she came back i had stunk up the place. hahaha early morning poopie attack.

dad is off on a business trip, humph. i did guy stuff with grandad instead. now that dad is around i realize how incredibly boring hanging out with mom is. yeah she's cool with sitting on the couch all day in your jammies but her channel flipping style needs some work.
anyway slept in until 5am, it was alright. spent part of the morning with grandad, doing stuff. went for a walk with gram. in the afternoon me, gram, grandad and mom all walked down to the food store together. we bought stuff. spent some time helping mom organize her pictures. she says it's time to transfer them to the upstairs computer. mom has a lot of pictures. she says she has taken over 3500 shots since i hatched out- not all of me, but mostly.
nothing too exciting with my day really. i ate massive amounts of food.

blog is now updated with pictures for your viewing pleasure. new pictures added from nov 27-dec15.

mom is right, sleeping in to 5am is pretty ok. all this not sleeping finally caught up with me. i fell asleep last night at 8pm and didn't get up again until 5am. mom and i went downstairs. i got a clean diaper and some warm milk. at 6am mom filled me full of baby rice and mushy banannana. i had some wiggle time and then a short nap. at 8.30 mom went upstairs and woke dad up. she told him to go play with me for a bit. haha. me and dad hanging out. we watched tv and had fun doing guy stuff.
nothing too exciting to report. just a lazy sunday around here. mom bored me and gram with her pictures from yesterday. statue of a naked guy, statue of a naked guy, statue of a naked lady. statue of a naked guy and a dog. flower. flower. koi. boring stuff, but artfully shot.
dad is off until tues on a 'business trip'. he's gone down to exeter to do stuff. humph. is he back yet? is he back yet? dad and i have been having loads of fun. yesterday we hung out when mom was out. he fed me yummy food. we played on my wigglemat and he took me out for an adventure in my buggy. now that he is gone i'll get stuck doing boring girl stuff with mom and gram. word is we are baking some more tonight. ugh.

i am not mom's favorite person today. last night, i refused to have my usual 6pm bottle. nothing gram said or did made any difference. instead i went to sleep. now usually if i go to sleep at 6 i will stay asleep until 9 or 10pm. i switched things up and woke up at 7pm. mom was not thrilled. she was trying to eat her dinner and had plans to make something called a date and nut bread. she left me in bed to think things over. i started screaming. i screamed like someone was ax murdering me. mom said since i didn't want to sleep, i could sit in the kitchen and watch her and gram make this weird bread thing. so i did. not very exciting stuff as it turns out.
after the baking was done mom and i sat on the couch. around 9.30, i finally admitted that yeah, i might like my warm milk now and some bedtime. so i drank a bit of milk and fell asleep. mom took me upstairs for bedtime and she went to bed too. she was not so happy when i woke her up at midnight, screaming. i was making such a fuss she just bundled me up and took me downstairs. i had some more warm milk and fell asleep. mom didn't bother taking me back upstairs. i slept in creaky, slatty, rocky bed and she slept on the couch.
i got mom up again at 4.15am. this time with stinky poops. i got some more milk after my fresh pants were applied and went to sleep on mom. she is nice and warm and squishy, still the best bed around. at 6am it was time for another poopie attack and then my baby rice. mom says that she is off on one of her adventures today so i can torture dad and gram for a change. 8am can't get here quick enough.

wicks go bang. i was sitting up and playing with some of my fish friends. all of a sudden i just fell over backwards. i banged my melon on the floor. ouchie. i looked up and mom was looking down at me. i was confused as to what to do. i decided on crying. mom picked me up and gave me kisses to make it better. it didn't really hurt, just a shocking result. mom says that it was my first real bang but will be far from my last.

mom suggested i pack my bindle and take a trip to hell in search of my real dad. she is pretty sure at this point that i am the spawn of satan. dad thinks i look like someone from children of the corn. mom says more like village of the damned.

not much to report. ghost hunters is on tonight. man i love that show. just the same old same old going on around here. eating lots. pooping loads. waking mom up at 4am, she likes that really. oh yeah i got some good dirt on mom. don't tell anyone i told you but- she is totally in love with justin timberlake and she watches old episodes of america's next top model when no one is looking.

busy day today. my experiments with gravity continue. i drop things and they fall. i drop things and they fall. so far so good then. my side project to slowly drive mom insane is progressing well. this week we are in sleep deprivation mode and using white noise heavily. excellent. getting some good results.
mom says there are loads of pictures. have no fear. one of these days she might post them up.

oh yeah i had a visit the other day from my girl cousins: olive oil and fried food. they live up the street with their brother jax. olive oil slept the whole time. fried food i guess is the evil twin. she was touching my stuff. at one point she was sitting in my highchair and chewing on my favorite rattle. humph. it was nice to have a visit. jax showed up and then they all went back to their house. i had to make sure none of my things were missing.
tonight mom used my dribbles to wipe garlic crumbs off her fingers. i was shocked and outraged. she was eating dinner- some of grams yummy veggie soup- yeah i think i have mentioned it before. she had some fancy ass bread to go with hers, that is not fair. anyway. she took dribbles off of me and used it to wipe her fingers, like he is some common napkin! when she put dribbles down i leaned over and snatched him back and gave her a look. !my dribbles!
what is up with people?

note to self: when waking mom up in the middle of the night to reinsert sucker, A) make sure a light is on and B) make sure she has her glasses on. this morning mom kept trying to put sucker in my eye. this was not very nice.
had an ok day. mom is not thrilled with the current 4am wake up call. she said there is a big difference between 4am and 5am, 4am not so good. still getting used to my big boy bed. i woke up this morning and both my feets were popping out between the bars. hello feets. we got up and mom made me warm milk. i drank that. had a little sleep. got up again for baby rice and my mushy bannnanana. breakfast of champions. *. (no one will get that but it makes my mom laugh.) had some wiggles. eventually i had a short nap. got up and saw dad. we had some play time while mom was grumpity on the couch.
dad went off to do stuff. grandad and gram went off to do stuff. all that was left was me and mom. i gave her a earful about everything. blah blah blah blah. eventually she decided some food would shut me up so i got a super duper lunch. i had veg casserole and a side of butternut squash mixed with apricots. yummy. then it was more blah blah blah at mom and a fight over nap time. she made me sleep upstairs in my big boy bed. i complained for an hour before giving up and sleeping for a bit. got up and it was more of the same. mom said i wouldn't be so grouchy if i slept more.
i got some more food. mom blended up some of grams super delicious veggie soup. i ate a huge bowl. i am now full of veggie goodness. best meal i have had in days. hung out with mom watching late afternoon tv. eventually i agreed- yes i would be less grouchy if i went to sleep. when i woke up gram was home. whooo hoo. i spent a little time with her and that was my long uneventful day.

last night- not such a good night. it started off alright. before bedbed time mom gave me a big bottle full of warm milk. i fell asleep on her shoulder. that was fine. she took me upstairs to sleep since that is where my basket is now. she laid me down and my eyes flew open- this is not my basket. this is not my bed. what the hell is going on here. i was surrounded by bars and wide open space. i wiggled my hands out of blankie and started pounding the bars and protesting. i carried that on for hours. mom finally gave up at 4am and took me downstairs. she gave me another bottle and i had a short sleep. mom and i grouched at each other until 6am when we found gram in the kitchen. gram said that she would take over so mom could get some sleep. gram stuffed me full of yummy breakfast and i was soon fast asleep.
spent the rest of the day hanging out with dad and mom. it is so cool that dad is here now. i love doing stuff with him. we ate lunch together. i wasn't thrilled with my meal. freaken chicken with sweet potatoes and peas. gag. i choked down most of it because i knew if i didn't mom would only make me eat the leftovers another time. after lunch we took a walk to the food store. it was fun.

mom's neck is all screwed up. i've been having lots of fun dropping things and watching her try to pick stuff up. i was laughing the other morning at the faces she was making just trying to stir my baby rice up. she says i won't be laughing so hard when her grip gives out and i learn about gravity the hard way. she is having a real hard time using her right arm. sucks that she is right handed. she should be a lefty like me and dad. not too much to report about my day. hung out with dad, hung out with mom. filled my pants a few times with interesting things. i've decided to give mom a hard time over food. usually i open up and just let her shovel whatever is in the purple cup into my mouth. i've figured out this is how i end up eating gross things like parnips and apple. no baby wants to eat that crap, i don't care what the books say. so now if i don't like the first spoonful, forget about it.

thing i discovered this week- carpet fuzzies are fun to catch and also make tasty treats.

ok looks like mom finally got the blog caught up, slacker. yesterday i went to visit with auntie pasty with mom and dad. it was her birthday on the 4th too. we took her a card. in exchange she gave us chocolate, fair trade. i sat on her couch and sang some of my songs for her. i got to pet norman. he pretended he wasn't into that idea but i heard him purrrr.
today started off pretty rough. mom fed me and i just felt like complaining. i fussed about everything. finally mom got tired of listening to me and gave me some more food. by 7.30am i already had 2 big meals. i was also much happier. had a short nap. got up and wiggled. saw dad. had more food. finally settled down and took a long nap. got up for more food. did this and that. i got up from my afternoon nap in a really good mood. i guess i just needed food and sleep. mom stuffed me full of chicken casserole and then i had apples mixed with parsnip. sounds gross but tastes good. i was just finishing off my food when gram appeared- gram! she was supposed to be at work. for whatever reason she got the evening off. whooo hooo. we went out for a walk and it was nice.

mom tried to poison me again today. she fed me something called an avocado. it was really green and tasted like nothing, but still i was grossed out. first food i have found i want no part of. i wouldn't open my mouth when the spoon got close and i was throwing my hands up to block.

ok so i went out with the grandfolks on another adventure. we went shopping for a mattress for my big boy bed. i am another step closer to moving out of my basket. i guess it's time. i will miss my basket though. mom has also gotten me a high chair. dad and grandad are going out friday to pick it up. all these new things. mom says that since teeths are now here i have to figure out how to work a sippy cup. no more bottles. oh manz.
in other news gram fed me some lentil dish she made. mom says she has never soon so much poo. i spent all day making poopies. it was funny. mom let me stay up and watch ghost hunters with her and gram. it was ok. dad and grandad went to visit with uncle tom. they all sat on the couch drinking beers and watching football, that sounds way more fun. i always get stuck doing girl stuff.

blog will resume normal service shortly. lots of stuff going on here. will post full details soon.

it's my danna bunny's birthday. happy birthday danna bunny, where ever you are. mom says she hasn't heard from you in awhile. she expects you have taken over a pirate crew and are pillaging somewhere.

super big announcement to start your work week. da dat dum..... i have teeth. yup it's true. last week while mom was distracted by something shiny, i grabbed her finger and chomped down on it. she squaked- what the heck is that? then she put her finger in my mouth and said- oooooh rough. in the few days since my two bottom teeths have popped up really far, you can totally see them. i have teeths.
monday monday, not a lot to report. doing my wiggles. eating loads. sleeping. some of those changes mom was talking about have come true. the other night while i was drifting in and out of a milky daze, mom and dad switched my beds around. my basket went upstairs and the scary slatty swingy crib came downstairs. so now i am sleeping upstairs. mom says next big change is my basket disappears and my big boy bed gets put together. she says i am not a kitten and i am getting way to big for sleeping in baskets.

so like i spent a good part of yesterday helping mom and dad shuffle boxes around. dad and i got all caught up. today was all about hanging out with gram and grandad. we had a billion adventures. i like to keep the stuff i do with the grandfolks classified because i get spoiled rotten and if mom found out she might tsk me. let's just say my day involved a car ride and some aminals. i saw cool things and had loads of fun. i came home and found mom and dad watching family guy. they were totally supposed to be moving boxes around.

my dad is here- whoooo hooo. say it with me now whoooo hoooo. we've been doing guy stuff together. i showed him all the toys i've gotten since he was last up. he gave me a wicked cool rugby ball. i showed off my best wiggles. we're having a great time together. and mom is all like- yeah, dad. lots of shuffling boxes around and mom muttering- get ready for some big changes boy.