it's a free day. mom says that feb 29 only exists every four years. something about the earth taking 365 1/4days to travel around the sun and every four years they gather up the 1/4days and turn them into a real day- feb29th. and there you go.
headed out later with mom and dad. we're food gathering. i need fruity pots. other than that my only plans right now are giving mom a hard time. so far i've refused to drink my bottle and only ate some of my baby rice.
spent part of the morning with gram while mom looking into secure storage for me. mom says it's time for a travel cot/playpen.
had lunch. gram made me fisherman's pie, it's full of good stuff. i wasn't too into it today but mom made me eat it all.
went shopping with mom and dad. mom stocked me up on fruity pots. helped dad fill the cart with good things. when we got home i had my tea. ok first i had some juicy and cookies. i wasn't too interested in the spazgehtti and ballsauce which mom served up later. mom tricked me into eating it by putting it into a fruity pot pot. tricksy mom. later i helped dad eat his apple.

happy birthday to uncle matt and cousin ronnie.

i'm miserable so i've been doing my best to make mom's life living hell. and by that i mean living hell. i kept her up all night with my incessant whining. mom finally gave up and said i could sleep with her. i wiggled and squirmed, whined and cried, kicked and pulled mom's hair the rest of the night.

ok well, i had a long nap with mom on the couch after my baby rice and banannana. we both feel better. had a huge ass lunch. gram made me veggie risottos with some cheese. i wasn't convinced but mom made me eat it all anyway. i got my fruity pot at the end so i guess it was worth it.
went to the park with gram and grandad. we had loads of fun. having some juicy and baby cookies for snack. going out later to visit with horse.

fucking hell

it was a rough night. i was all feverish. i was so out of it, i thought i felt my bed shaking. oh wait that really did happen. dad came in from his office- what was that? mom was all- earthquake. earthquake, take that baby downstairs. so i got yanked out of my bed and tromped downstairs. it wasn't all bad. i got a fresh diaper and a bottle of warm milk. eventually mom and i went back upstairs. i was restless and kept her up most of the night.
the cold cooties were beating me up so i felt bad all day. i whined a lot. gave mom a hard time about everything.

soonan and her husband rikitikitavy are on their way to visit my dana bunny and g-dad in the islands. lucky. by the time i get there the rum will be gone. i drink the rum in the morning, i drink the rum at night.

my baby sense is tingling. i think dad is going to be in trouble. mom informed him that mother's day was the same day as their wedding anniversity and dad was all like 'so.' even i know that means trouble.
been trying something new for breakfast the past two mornings. mom has been stuffing me with fruity porridge, which is just oatmeal with chunks. damn tasty.
i haven't been letting mom get much sleep. i woke her up a few times last night for stuff.
today just isn't my day. i've been wacking my head on the door, literally. i've got a couple bumps. i look like a brawler. i'm badass.
off for a walk with my gram. i've downloaded two poopies so i think i will just nap.
gram and grandad went for an adventure without me. spent the rest of the day giving mom a hard time. i don't feel so great.
mom's cold cooites have finally caught me.

i think i better lay low for a bit. mom has got that 'i would eat you if i wasn't vegitarium' look
in her eye. sheeeshs you keep a person up all night and they get grouchy.
spent the morning with gram, mom went back to bed.

what the hell did i eat? poopie number 5 has just worked it's way out. phew my butt has been busy. gram is going to help me have a splash in the bath. we had wicked fun at the park. i saw a shirehorse.

gave mom a hard time about eating last night. she thought i felt hot so i got a dose of medicine. blah.
got mom up at 3am. mom said- grrrrr. according to my book, bears say grrrrr too. she changed me and i got some warm milk. we both got back in bed by 4am.
woke mom up again at 6am with a huge stinkie poopie. haha. i wiggled a bit until mom said it was time for baby rice and my mushy banannana.
i think i will make another poopie.
mom is still sick. her nose has started doing some funky shit. she is going through nose dribbles like they are going out of style.
poopie download is complete. mom said 'oh dear lord'. success. i made another poopie just because i can. haha threepeat. i'm a triple threat. three today makes up for none yesterday.
gave mom a hard time about my morning nap. just because i crawled halfway across the room for my blankie and laid down on him, don't mean i am ready for a nap. mom took me upstairs to sleep in my bed. i fussed at her a bit until i agreed- yeah it is nap time. turns out i was more tired than i thought. i slept for two hours. dad got me up for lunch.
mom eventually came down and gram told her all about the yummy things i ate for lunch. don't touch me or it will all shoot out my nose. i am stuffed, for realz.
gram and i are headed out for the afternoon. super secret funtime adventure for us. before i go though i think there is time for one more poopie, ah there it is.

i told mom no chocolate until she got the blog updated with pictures. as you can see, one just needs the right motivation to get mom to work. oh that and gram said i could hang out with her this morning. got mom up at 3am, she wasn't too thrilled about that. i got some snuggles off her and eventually went back to sleep without too much noise. ended up sleeping in until almost 7am. saw grandad when he was getting breakfast. had my morning bottle. wiggled. hung out with gram after she finished her breakfast. going out to the store with gram and who knows what else the day holds. i think gram is going to work.

mom says that dana bunny and g-dad have been sited. they've washed up on some sunkissed island full of rum, lucky them.
slept alright. i had to call mom out for a rescue. i was bumping my head, other than that everything was cool.
got up and mom made me drink my milk. she wrapped me up in blankie like a mini mummy. when i tried to protest she stuck bottle in my mouth.
not much going on. gram has to work all day. i've already given her loads of cute to see her through the day. supposed to go food gathering with mom and dad later. we need banannanas.
no morning nap for me, screw that. i went to the store instead and was super good. got home and gave mom a hard time about lunch. i was so bad she called dad down to fix me. i ended up just having some fruity pot and going to bed.
note to self: work on palming skills. i've been trying to palm fuzzies so mom doesn't take them off me, but she keeps finding them.

the less said about my mom's bizzare love of william shatner the better.

last night's experiment in gravity ended with an unexpected result. i took my first solo flight off the couch. instead of floating i crashed down to the floor. ouch. mom picked me up and said there was no blood in my ears and my head didn't double in size so there was no need to visit the doctor. she said wait until i jump off the roof of the house.
i haven't made a poopie since monday. i'm working on something extra special for mom.
got my finger stuck in the vcr flap. i had to call mom in for a rescue. i keep touching this thing mom calls 'hot'. i've touched it a few times already, just for a second. mom says that i've got to figure these things out for myself.
had scrambie egg whites for the first time this morning. no salt, no pepper and no toast with butter and raspberry jam, goes without saying i wasn't interested. i had a few mouthfuls just to humor mom. ended up with a big bowl of baby rice instead. other than that, just been wiggling. headed out to matlock later with gram and grandad.

been giving mom hassle over my morning bottle. i won't drink it. i'm a big boy. i drink juicy and water out of my sippy cup. i don't need bottles full of warm milk. ok well maybe my nightnight bottle, but that's it.
i think i am going to storytime with gram and grandad later.

mom and gram are off for a fun day out. they are going to london to visit king tut. i am staying home with dad and gradad. we are going to find uncle tom and spend the day doing guy stuff.
mom and gram are back. mom checked me over, no tattoos and i still have my eyebrows. dad did a good job.
oh and the computer got fixed- hello world, i'm back

i've got another case of the mondayz. got mom up at 5am. i was in a bad mood. she was in a bad mood. i refused to drink my morning milk again. i even gave mom a hard time about my baby rice and mushy banannana. wiggled around until gram got up. she said that i could hang out with her so mom could go back to sleep.
gram and i went shopping and to the park. it is a super nice day out. we saw kids, dogs, birds, and squirrels. awesome.
spending the afternoon with mom. we are playing blocks, wiggling and reading stories.
dad vacuumed while i was at the park. he totally destroyed my carpet mining operation. i am going to miss my next delivery date.

sunday not much going on. had a really good sleep in. i didn't get up until almost 8am. ahhhhh lazy day. gave mom a hard time about drinking my bottle. screw that. i'm a big boy, just give me baby rice. had playtime with gram while mom made our hangout room a little more baby safe.
after a nap and yummy lunch i went shopping with mom and dad. i ride in the cart and tell dad to put things in. it's no walk in the park but i still have fun. i am the best behaved baby in the place.
had more playtime with gram checked out what mom did to the room. she moved the power strip- ah nutz.

another day done. started early got mom up at like 4.20am. i had sleep wiggled the length of my bed and was banging my head. i got rescued.
wasn't feeling so great. gave mom a hard time about things. i won't take my medicine. played and had stories with mom. took a splash in the bath.

i'm mad at mom because she won't let me put my finger in the electric outlet. nothing much to report. mom is still sick. the pokes i got yesterday are making me hot and grouchy. still eating alright. had some playtime with gram and then dad.

still having computer issues. mom is keeping the blog old school with pen and paper. will get everything typed in one of these days.

today had been made of suck. mom and dad are both on my shit list. i won't bore you with this and that. this morning i got bundled into the car and taken to the doctor. nurse lady jabbed me with huge needles filled with poison. it wasn't even cute blond nurse. dad held me and mom watched. they could have save me but didn't. mom had been making me take it easy today and she says that if i get warm she is going to take my cloths.
mom says that today is VDay when we celebrate the giving and receiving of love cooties. so here is the perfect video for today.

happy rollins day!
mom says that on this day we give thanks that we don't live in a shed, eat dog food on white bread and she should help an old lady across the street or something.

busy day today. appointment at 10.40. oh man. mom and i got ready and walked over to where we needed to be. we were there and checked in 10min early. our shit is together, everyone else, their shit is all apart. they left us sitting there for 45min. anyway when they finally called my name, i got weighed and measured. (i am 19lb8oz and 2'4")go me.
i saw a cat on the walk home. mom stopped to talk to it. she says that cats always have the best gossip. ran into auntie pasty on the street. hi auntie pat! got home and junelady was visiting with gram. hi junelady. gave mom a hard time about lunch because i missed my morning nap and was super sleepy. i made a mess, there was spazgheti and balls sauce everywhere. mom cleaned me up, gave me some warm milk instead and i had a nap.
got up in time for gram to take me to storytime- yippie. mom and dad went out to lunch for their rollins day celebration. went shopping with gram and grandad. on the way to the store we ran into mom and dad, small world. they came to the store too. mom bought me loads of tasty treats. phew and that sums up my busy day.

mom is convinced that bono is the antichrist, that takes some heat off me.

woke up with a case of the mondays. fun stuff: had a laugh with dad, went to the park with gram and grandad, practiced my standing.

sunday sunday. got mom up at 5.30am. we snuggled in bed until 6. she took me downstairs for the morning usual- fresh diaper and warm milk. i wiggled until it was time for second breakfast.
after i downed my baby rice and banannana mom took me upstairs. i played and gave her a hard time about my nap. dad came in to say hi.
i finally agreed with mom that i was tired and had a little nap. when i got up it was lunch time. had some fresh out of the oven chicken casserole and then a fruity pot.
mom and gram chatted and it was decided that i should go to the park with mom and dad. fucking rad.
the park was great fun. dad pushed me on the swings. got home and had my tea and spent time with gram. it was a nice day.

ok day so far. mom was up half the night coughing her guts out. decided to have a bit of a sleep in, got up at 6 instead of 5.
anyway, usual start to the day. had warm milk followed by baby rice and half a banannana.
had some wiggles. split my time between gram and mom. had some playtime with dad. reluctantly had my morning naps. when i got up it was time for lunch. gram made me something with fish. damn tasty it was too.
going to do a bit of work on my chair, croc is helping, and then gram and i are off on an adventure. i'm all dressed, the sun is shining, sounds good.
BREAKING NEWS: i was laughing and mom got a good look in my mouth. she saw new teeth. my vampire fangs are coming in. cool.

-some kids get toys to play with. i get ghey things like fruit and empty peanut butter jars.-
doing some work on my chair. this morning i'm pulling straps, doing this and that. going shopping later today with mom and dad.
had a super fun afternoon yesterday with gram and grandad. we went to the park, fed ducks and did the swings, slide and seesaw.
so went shopping with the folks. dad and i did come cart spins in the parkinglot. i squeeled with joy.
went for a wlk around the park with gram and grandad. happy day.

mom was pretty funny today. she is pretty sick. this morning i got up and it took her awhile to get dressed so we could go downstairs. she was moving in slow motion. got some warm milk finally. mom put me on the floor to wiggle. i watched her eyes close and took off. i was touching all kinds of stuff i never get to when mom is awake. every once in awhile mom's eyes would open and she would drag me away from trouble. had my usual baby rice and banannana. mom decided that going upstairs and letting me wiggle in my bed would be the best option.
so i played in my bed and had a little nap. when i got up mom took me downstairs. gram was in the kitchen. she said that i could hang out with her. whooo-hoo.

mom says that since i participated in pancake day i now have to give up something that i enjoy for 40 days and 40 nights. what the hell kind of trade off is that? i mean the pancakes were good and all but 40 days? she suggests that i give up being obnoxious, as if.
busy day planned. i've already downloaded one stinky poopie. supposed to go to a new story group with gram later. ghost hunters is too. whoo-hooo.
storytime freaken ruled! croc was there. when he came out some of the other kids started to cry, big babies. i was all like 'hey croc!', i know that guy. itsy spider was there too. so we read stories, sang songs and then a toy box was pulled out. toys! good time, good time.

i totally crawl. i figured it out yesterday morning and there has been no stopping me. go me. today is tues and that means it's story time at the lieberry. mom also informs me that it is pancake day.
pancakes pancakes pancakes. i don't know what that is but i think i want one. mom says that i get to taste one sice i am such a big boy.

oh yeah, the giants won. and there was much rejoicing.

mom says that since we are catholic we believe jesus is the son of god. she then went on to tell me that since we are outside the box thinkers, jesus also built a hot rod.
mom has a doctor's appointment later today. i have to go too. i've got sucker rash and have to get that checked out. mom thinks she has a chest infection.
not much to report. had some fresh bockolies last night, been farting up a storm ever since. so far i've managed to avoid mom's cold germ friends. gram was sick yesterday. poor gram. i played her part of the song i've been writing for her on my xylocroc to cheer her up.
this morning i've just been working on my wiggles. i am still stuck in reverse. mom says not to worry that happens to most new crawlers.

ok, went to visit doctor man. he was no help. mom says, at least we don't have to pay for that shitty service. i'm supposed to get vassileaned up on my sucker rash. mom is supposed to keep taking over the counter cold products. doesn't matter that she is caughing up stuff that looks like paste and has the atomic mass of lead. we are going to sit on the couch wrapped in our blankies and watch david attenbrough talk about reptiles.

it's groundhog day. mom says it's a wacky day that americans celebrate. apparently some giant rodent will come out and either see his shadow or not. mom says that it is yet another excuse to eat german food, polka and get drunk at 9am. whoooo-hooo, god bless america.
dad says that he is going to have a bit of a day off. we have been hanging out most of the morning doing guys stuff. it's been great. i've showed him my best wiggles. i gave him a tour of my secret carpet fuzzie mining project. dug out a huge green fuzzie this morning. i held it up to the light to inspect the quality and mom saw me, she took it right away. dad and i played a bit of rugby too. fun fun.

nothing too exciting to report. computers still aren't working and dad is not sharing. he's busy busy busy. mom says that i should be crawling for real by next week and maybe standing by the end of the month. got a cool new toy the other day. grandad got me a xylophonecrocodile. you bang on the colored bars in his back and cool sounds come out. i am working on a song for my grams.