another sunday. i had to sleep with dad again because mr moon is scaring the crap out of me. i didn't even give mom a chance to leave the room before i was screaming again. mom says she'll rig something up to keep mr moon away so he doesn't bother me at night.
we'll see. that mr moon is a crafty bastard.
spent the morning hanging out with mom. we watched the usual cartoons and then got dressed to walk around town. we went to a few different stores and got boring stuff like bread and milk. i wanted to visit the charity shops too but mom said they were all closed. ok fine. it started to snow a little while we walking home. i did my best to catch some flakes on my tongue, not much luck. i giggled when the flakes landed on my face, they tickled. i like what it snows.
got home and mom did my lunch. dad came home from the gym. mr hoover came for his usual visit. i sat with mom on the couch and watched him suck up the crumbs. i explained to mom how mr hoover works: wind, spin, wind, spin. mom said- sucks, crumbs. and that is how mr hoover works. if you saw him, you'd totally understand.
i did nap time. when i got up mom was busy doing stuff on the computer so i hung out with dad. me and dad, doing guy stuff. we set up my traintrack and have been playing trains most of the day. it's been great. mom has kept out of our hair. i've had my splash in the bath. dad and i had a few grapes. now i'm going to find blueberry and get ready for bed.

last night i went to bed as usual but woke up screaming hysterically after about 10min. i spent the night sleeping with dad. i'm convinced mr moon is out to get me.
saturday that means PANTAKES! mom and dad make me wait until after i finish my bowl of mush. no pantakes until you eat the oatmeal. but then by the time i finish my oatmeal i'm not hungry for anything else. what the hell? i think it's just an evil plot to cheat me out of something tasty so they can have more for themselves. after we all ate breakfasts mom got me dressed and it was time for a car ride to the store. ooooh, that's something we haven't done in ages. mom got her list and we all went to the store. i helped dad push the cart around while mom gathered the things we needed. after we were done mom and i left dad to pack things up while we snuck off to the pet store on the corner. fish! there are all kinds of animals. today there was even a rabbit, hopping around the place while his cage was cleaned. i just want to talk to the fish though. there's a whole wall of tanks and the fish just swim around. it's pretty cool. we went to another store. mom gathered up even more stuff until finally we were done.
got home and left dad to unpack everything. mom and i went out to walk around town. mom said i had enough stars to get a new car. whoooo-hooo, new car shopping. we went into all the usual shops. there were a couple really great cars but mom said they were too much money, my budget is only £1. £1? holy cheapness mom, you can't buy much for a £1, even when you shop used. we hit 4 shops and found nothing. mom said we could try one more place, the heart shop. we got there and they totally rearranged their kids section, all the toys are now up high, i couldn't reach anything, mom had to do all the looking. she dug up this huge bag full of cars. i saw it and started jumping and trying to snatch it. mom said she would buy the bag but i could only have 1 car out of it. ok fine, just give me the bag and let me look. mom bought the bag and tucked it away before i could see what was in it. grrrrr. we left the shop and mom said it was time to go home. no, more shopping. mom was all- what? more shops. more shops. dude, we've been shopping for over 2hrs, it's time to go home and do something else. more shops. mom said we could walk home down the high street, which is where most of the shops are, and the huge crowds of staturday shoppers. last weekend mom and i checked out the church run charity drive in the medieval church. they had the awesomest car but mom wouldn't buy it for me. when we were walking past the church again i noticed the door was open so i dragged mom in. car, car, car. mom was- no car but they have cake, we can buy cake. so we went in. there were a few tables with old lady trinkets set up, some books and dvds. i didn't see any good toys. mom found the cake lady and bought some cupcakes. then mom saw something totally boring but made her all happy- pierogi maker? really, a pierogi maker? oh my god, oh my god. pierogies! the old lady said- brand new, never used, i'll knock it down to £1 if you'll buy it. i've never seen mom dig a pound out of her pocket so quick. you'd think with all the poles living in england, mom wouldn't be so hard up for pierogies. after that mom and i went home.
mom dug out the huge bag of cars and i got to pick which one i wanted. ambulance, ambulance, ambulance. oh wait, there's a cool bus. tough choice. i gave the bus a roll to check the wheels and it started honking and beeping like my big flat bed truck. mom was all- oh i don't think so, take the ambulance.
i played with my new ambulance and mom messed around on the computer. we tried to skype dana bunny but couldn't get the thing to work. i'm sure mom and i looked rather silly yelling into the computer screen- can you hear me now? can you hear me now? i waved my ambulance at the screen so dana bunny could see it but mom said it was no use. we'll talk to dana bunny and g-dad some other time. i was a little bummed because i really like talking to people other than my mom so mom said we could try calling mommom and grdad. i raced into the bedroom with my ambulance. mom dialed the phone and grdad answered. she gave me the phone so i could talk. i waved my ambulance so grdad could see, mom was all- he can't see it, just talk. so grdad and i had a good chat. mommom wasn't home though, oh well. i filled grdad in on what i did today and then mom talked to him.
dad came home and he and mom ate dinner. i guess it was super good because no one talked or offered me any and the food was gone in minutes. and then it was all- man that was freaken tasty. we got to have that again. the phone rang and mom said- i bet that's mommom. mommom?! i ran into the bedroom. mom answered the phone and i talked to mommom. i waved my ambulance at her too but then mom reminded me she couldn't see it, so i told her all about it. it's got blue lights and the doors open.
it's time for bed but i don't want to go to bed. mom put me in my room for night time and i started screaming as soon as she left the room. dad sat with me for a bit but i screamed when he left the room too. mom came in to see what the problem was. i just sat in her lap and cried. every once in awhile i peeked over at my window. mom was all- is this about mr moon? she opened my curtains so i could see the light shining in wasn't mr moon but all the building lights. no mr moon, just street lights. no still too scary. dad says i can sleep with him again.

i was hanging out playing with my toys and mom was snuggled down on the couch under her blankies. i popped up and said- playgroup? playgroup today? mom was all- why yes, we can go to playgroup today, let's get dressed. whoooo-hooo. so mom and i got ready and hit the road. i talked about playgroup the whole way there. playgroup, playgroup, play group. play. group. playgroup. mom dragged me to tescos to buy stupid bread. wrong way! wrong way! i want to go to playgroup, please. finally we got there. i went racing in while mom hung up our coats. it wasn't so busy today. i managed to get a big red car. i love driving the big red cars. i practiced my backup driving and parking. when i was done with the car i played with the trains. then i played with the music instruments, there was a whole box of drums and triangles and cymbals and bells. it was just like music class. at snack time i had a cookie and an apple slice. i played for a few more minutes before mom came over and told me it was time to go. NOOOOOOOOO! she said we had to go do other stuff, playgroup doesn't last all day. blah blah blah. i started screaming and crying hysterically. i collapsed on the floor and wailed. mom carried me into the hallway and put my jacket on while i continued screaming. mom said if i didn't knock it off, calm down and generally stop with the nonsense i would never set foot in playgroup again. i quickly stopped with the tears. mom and i left. i asked for my juicy. mom gave me the cup and i noticed the juicy was mostly gone. no juicy left, no juicy left. mom said it wasn't a big deal there was plenty of juicy. mom said we could visit the shops i like and stop off at the veg stand. i continued to cry about the lack of juicy in my cup. mom was all- when we left the house the juicy cup was full, you drank most of it already. there is still plenty of juicy in there, plenty to keep you busy until we get home. if the crying does not stop there will be no shops, we will just go straight home. JUICY! and that was it. mom turned us around and straight home is where we went. i cried all the way home about going to the shops. i want to go to the shops, i want to go to the shops. we got home and mom stripped off my outside clothes, changed my pee pants and put me in bed. i squeezed blueberry tight and sobbed until i fell asleep. some days you just can't win.
i slept for a real long time and when i got up, i felt much better about life. mom and i hung out and watched spongebob. dad is home right now and mom told him all about my whiny pants day and how i slept for over 3hrs. dad was all- i'm not surprised, he was tossing and turning most of the night and didn't sleep well. dad gave me big hugs and pointed out mr moon. my god he's huge! mr moon is so big and bright. i am still very much afraid of him and told mr moon to clear off.

mom and i just did the usual thursday morning stuff. we ate breakfast and watched the morning shows. we got dressed and walked around town. i helped mom buy stuff on the shopping list for dinner. we looked in a couple shops but didn't buy anything. before heading home we stopped off to visit the crazy veg stand ladies.
got home and mom made lunch. i watched cars on the dvd while i munched my samich. i played with my toys. all of a sudden mom jumped up and said it was time to go. go go go, time for music class! so we got ready and hurried off to music.
we were a little late. doh. mom and i walked in the door right at the end of the tictoc song but that's ok. we were just in time for drums! music class was good. i did all the dances and played my drum really well. at the end i popped lots of bubbles.
mom and i went home and i had my nap. so not a terrible day. nap time is over now and mom and i are just hanging out. hopefully dad will be home soon. i keep telling mom to make him come home but she says- dad comes home when he's done with work, nothing to do with her.

i almost didn't make it to art class today. i woke up this morning. everyone got up and did their usual morning thing. well mom didn't, she staid in bed a little extra. she still has a wicked cold. dad went off to work and mom got up to finish my breakfast. i ate and watched the morning shows. around 7.30 i started throwing clothes at mom and telling her it was time to get ready and go out. i did my best to put on my jacket. come on mom, time to go, time to go. mom was all- go? go where? it's not time to go anywhere. so i sat and played with my cars for awhile. mom finally go up and said she was going to get ready for art class. whooo-hooo art class. mom got ready and then she tried to get me ready. i ran around the room shrieking. no, no no! mom got me dressed after a short struggle. i then had to stand by the door while we did jacket and shoes. instead of standing nicely while mom helped me i kept collapsing to the floor and laughing hysterically. mom was not amused. she told me i had one warning, if i didn't shape up i'd find myself back in bed. so i collapsed on the floor again, well tried to. i never actually hit the floor. mom had me by the shirt collar and plopped me right in my bed with a good telling off. mom said if i wasn't going to behave and get dressed like a good boy, i should just go back to bed and start my day over after a nap. i sat in bed and had a little cry. mom came back in after a few minutes and asked me if i wanted to try again. so i went and stood by the front door and gave mom no trouble while she did my shoes and jacket.
we got to art class and teacher sharron was all- oh i was worried you weren't going to make it, usually you're the first ones here and mom was all- someone was having behavior issues, so we're a little late. ooooooh. i see.
art class was good. we painting pictures and i got to use scissors and glue. you can't beat that. i ran around the room a bit and earring got in my face again with her hi greetings. some people have no sense of personal space. she came over to show me and mom her paintings.
after class mom and i went to the grocery store. same old same old. i tried to talk mom into taking me around the charity shops but she said no, we're only visiting the crazy veg stand ladies today. so we went there and mom found cheap bananananas. mom was all- in the grocery store these bananananas would cost you £1.14 at the very least, veg stand only 50p! you can't beat that with a stick.
mom and i went home for lunch and play time. i raced my red car around the track and had fun. i ate peanut butter and jelly samich for lunch. mmmm tasty. then mom gave me some apple chunks. i am all about apple chunks for lunch. i poke them with my folk and then pop them in my mouth, crunchy and delicious.

not much to report about my day. mom and i walked around the shops for our fresh air and general amusement. mom wouldn't buy me any cars because i don't have enough stars. she says all i can get are books or clothes. boring. mom found a fleece for me. we didn't find any books today. mom did buy something in a box but she hid it away in her bag before i could get a good look at it. she said it was for when i'm a little older, something about a ball on a string and you kick it and it comes back at you. it supposed to help me be better at football. we stopped and checked out what the crazy vegstand ladies had on offer. nothing really exciting.
the really good thing about today is i found my red race car that dana bunny sent me for christmas time. it's been missing for ages now. mom and i have been looking all over the house for it. i can't tell you how many times i have dumped out my toy boxes trying to find it. today i reach under the tv stand and it came out in my hand. i jumped up and exclaimed- eyes open and close. eyes open and close. mom looked over and said- well done, good job finding it.
so after mom and i did our usual morning walk stuff, we got home and i asked mom to set up my racetrack. she dug out the box and set it all up for me. we put the race car on it and around and around it went. freaken cool. i got a race car and a race track just like in the movie cars. mom put the dvd on for me while i played with my toys.

mondays are always suck days. mom is grumpy because she has my cold from last week. she doesn't want to have any fun. she did take me outside for a walk around town. i wanted to go to the shops so we did that for a bit. mom said- not enough stars so no cars. didn't really see anything good. picked up a few things at the grocery store.
mom and i watched toystory for our movie. i played with my toys. i helped little buzz fly around the room.
that's pretty much it. totally uneventful day really. i'm just killing time until dad gets home.

just your average sunday kind of sunday around here. dad went off to the gym. mom and i spent the morning hanging out watching old cartoons, loney tunes and then tom and jerry. mom says i can learn a lot about life from that misfortunate coyote.
mom and i got dressed and walked around town. on sundays we go out later because the shops don't open until 10.30. we didn't do much, just picked up a few things at tesco.
got home just in time for lunch. dad came back from the gym. we all ate big delicious lunches and watched spongebob, all day spongebob.
mom made me take a nap. mr hoover came. food was cooked. i got up from my nap and spent time with dad. mom is not feeling well so she had some quiet time in the bedroom while we played trains. oh yeah, guy time. and that's been my day. dad is going to help me splash in the bath.

PANTAKE DAY! but i'm kinda full from breakfast time so i'll eat my pantakes later.
not much to report so far. we all had a good sleep in this morning and didn't get out of bed until 7.30. just watching the morning shows. peppa is on right now.
i did lots of pee on the potty and earned enough stars for a new car. mom has a whole stash of them in the closet so i got to pick a reward one from there. i got a fire rescue truck.
mom and i got dressed and ready to go outside for our morning walk. mom opened the door and this huge box fell into the house. mom was all- what the heck? the postman never knocked, who leaves huge boxes laying around? i was all excited- post, post. big box. open it. what is it? mom was all- it's for me, and we'll open it later. oh man.
so mom and i walked around town. we went into all the shops i like to check things out. there were some really great toys out. it's saturday and the shops always put their best stuff out on saturdays. i saw loads of things i wanted but mom was all- nope. you only get new toys if you have enough stars. good behavior gets you things you want. blah blah blah. you can get books though. stupid books, i don't want books. (well i do but, i'd rather have cars.) mom did find a few books. she found a new kipper story, he's a dog. and some book she said was the english equivalent of a dick and jane story. whatever that means. there were a couple of other books in the pile too. did the grocery shopping while we were out. i got told off for being obnoxious in the store. mom said my behavior recently has not been very good and if i don't start listening better, there will be trouble.
got home and ate lunch. i had a great time playing with the big mystery box. it's all day spongebob, so i've been watching him on tv.
had my nap. got up and helped mom open the box. it was kind of a let down. mom pulled out a huge pile of surgical gauze and some papers. what the hell man? who sends surgical gauze and paper halfway around the world? mom's friends, that's who. there are people weirder than my mom out there. i thought the gauze was underwear and tried to put it on as such. what do i know?
after dinner i gave mom a hard time about stuff. i ran around the house shrieking for a bit. i threw toys. i jumped on the bed. you get the idea, loads of stuff i'm not supposed to do. mom said every time i misbehaved i would get a warning. if i was bad again, i would have to sit on a naughty chair. i ended up with 4 sessions on the naughty chair and the tv turned off and my new car taken away. in the end i just sat on the couch and begged mom to make dad come home.
dad did come home. mom told him about the naughty chair. she also said if the naughty chair didn't work she would start taking stars off my good boy chart. oh man.

i talked to g-dad and dana bunny on the movie phone thing in mom's computer. i saw them and they saw me. we talked. it was pretty cool. much more effective than writing a message and sticking it in a bottle.

woke up this morning. still have a little cold. my nose is running but my eyes are not. so better but not perfect.
mom took away my diapers again. i spent the morning running around the house playing and using my potty. the peepees are coming. ok fine, sit on the potty. so i sat on the potty. once again i earned enough stars for a new car. mom dug out the choices from the closet. i looked them all over again and today i picked the tow truck. it's a big one and my hummer fits on the lift. cool.
mom and i went out for our fresh air and walk around town. we did the food gathering. i tried to get mom to take me to the shops but she said no. pooo.
watched toystory 2 and played cars. today is just so boring compared to playgroup. boo to being sick.

mom says- all fun is canceled until further notice, i've got a cold. it's not a bad cold but it's not nice to pass these things around. so no class or playgroup until next week. oh man.
i don't feel terrible i just look bad. my eyes are leaking water like a fountain and my nose is just as bad. the runny eyes bother me. i mean, that's just not right. i'm blaming my eyebrows. if there is trouble, they are usually the cause.
mom took away my diaper this morning and didn't give me a new one. she said- it's time to use the potty. so i spent the morning playing and running to the potty every few minutes declaring- the peepee is coming! peepee is coming! i racked up 5 stars and earned enough for a new car. awesome.
mom and i got dressed and headed out to do some car shopping. we went in all the shops and i tested out a lot of cars but none were just right. in the help the old people shop mom and i took a look through the bundled bags- plastic bags full or random kid toys, grab a bag for 99p. we checked out each bag. there was a good one with a load of mini thomas and friends trains. i picked up the last one and mom sifted through it- cars, lots of cars. mom said we could buy that one. so i took it up to the lady and paid. mom dug out all the cars and handed the bag back to the lady so she could refill it for someone else.
on the walk home mom said that i couldn't have all the cars today, i could pick one and then the rest would go away until i earned more stars. damn. tough choice, i checked over the cars and went with the biggest one- a bright yellow hummer, the doors open.
time for lunch. i'm feeling pretty beat after walking around town. think i'll have a nap after the food.

ART CLASS! man i love art class. mom and i shuffled off to class this morning. we got there early since you know, it's right around the corner from our house. i got into my red splash suit. i ran around and around in circles waiting for the other kids to show up. earing came in with her mom. she ran right up to me and got in my face. whoa, whoa, back up crazy redhair chick. she shouted- hug! and tried to hug me. i took a step back, closer to my mom. mom told me to say hi. so i mumbled hi. earing said- HUG! mom suggested a handshake instead, so i offered my hand out for one of those. earing wasn't interested in a handshake and ran off to terrorize someone else.
art class was good. today we painted. i did loads of paintings, paint paint paint. then we had our second tray and i got my hands on some scissors. oh happy day.
after class mom and i did the usual walk around the grocery store and then home for lunch.
i ate lunch, watched cars on the dvd and played for a bit. had my nap. woke up feeling a bit- meh. i sneezed a lot too.
just going to spend the evening hanging out with mom waiting for dad to get home.

today is going better than yesterday. mom and i walked around town this morning. she had a few things to get at poundland. so i helped get things on the list. mom said we needed a magic sponge. while she was looking at something on the shelf i noticed a whole stash of sponges right in front of me. i started throwing pack after pack into the basket. mom just shook her head.
mom got the stuff she needed and we headed out of the store. mom pulled over to the side to get her bags in order. i looked down and there was money. whoo-hoo. and not little money either- a whole pound. i managed to pick it up and stuck it right in my pocket. mom said we could walk around the shops, again to get our fresh air and excersize in. we went into the kidney shop and i dug around in the toy bin. truck, truck, cool truck. i showed mom. mom was all- no car or trucks, you don't have enough stars. mom looked in the bin and said- who's that? and pulled out this yellow square thing. SPONGEBOB! i snatched him away from mom and gave him a big hug. take home take home. mom said- if you want him, you have to pay for him. so i took spongebob and ran up to the counter lady. i put spongebob on the counter and the lady and i chatted about him. she rang him up and mom told me to give the lady the money in my pocket, so i had to fish out my pound. i handed her the money and she gave me back spongebob. i gave him another big hug and left mom to pick up the change and the receipt. we went into another shop and they had the awesomist car i have ever seen. i wanted it so much but mom said- you don't have enough money and it's too big for our house, no. i got rather cross with mom and cried at her a bit. mom said- definitely not, out of the store now. humph. at least i have a spongebob.
mom and i finished up shopping then it was home time. i watched toystory2 and played with spongebob while mom made lunch. grilled cheese samich!
it's naptime soon so i better get blueberry.

today has not been the best day ever. it's been rather crap actually. it started off like it might be a good day. mom said we were going to go and try to find a new playgroup. PLAYGROUP! i hurried up and got ready and tried my best to hurry mom along. playgroup, playgroup, playgroup. mom and i walked into town. we turned up the path to this building we usually just walk right by. mom said it was a little early so we walked around the building to see what we could see. the place is an old church so there was a huge bell behind the building. there was a little community garden. i found a penny on the path and picked it up. finding money! mom and i got back around to the front of the building and some guy opened the door for us. mom told him we were there for the playgroup. playgroup? playgroup? we don't have any playgroups scheduled. huh? what? mom said that she had been to loads of websites that all listed a playgroup in this place on this day. the guy said- there used to be a playgroup but not this year. humph. no playgroup. mom said- how about we go to the shops instead?
SHOPS! so mom and i had a slow wander around the shops looking at all the stuff. i couldn't talk mom into buying me any cars. more stars on the chart before you can have more cars. blah blah blah. mom found a book she thought mommom would like so she said i could buy that if i wanted. i took it up to the counter lady and she rung it up. mom gave me some money and i paid the bill. mom then swooped in the got the change. i got stuck with a receipt. mom and i hit all the shops on both sides of town and a few we don't normally go in. in one store they had loads of different arts and crafts things. mom said i could pick one thing. i chosed a huge jar full of pompoms, it also has googley eyes, popsicle sticks and glitter glue. cool. mom bought a load of random crap.
i enjoy shopping. when mom said it was time to go home i started to cry. not just a little cry. i had a full blown melt down, right in the middle of crossing the street. i screamed hysterically. mom was not impressed. she dragged me to the nearest bench to sit down and talk. i got smashed in the face by the shopping bag and then i had to cry some more. mom picked me up and gave me some hugs. i got boogies on her shoulder so i cried some more- boooooogies, booogie. mom gave me a tissue to wipe them up and the boogies would get off so i cried some more. mom was all- boogies, it's not a big deal. what's wrong, why is there crying? i eventually calmed down but i didn't want to talk about it. so mom said- how about you carry the pompoms home and we'll take your motor bike out since it's so nice today. MOTORBIKE!
oh yeah motorbike motorbike, MOTORBIKE. i talked about it all the way home, well almost.
in front of the clocktower the handle broke on my pompom jug. i had another hysterical break down. mom just dragged me the rest of the way home since we were almost there.
so mom made some lunch and i ate it. i sat on the bed with blueberry and watched toystory. mom said- ok, lunch is done who wants to go out and ride motorbikes? i jumped up and got ready to go outside. mom was trying to help me on with my wooly pullover. she wasn't doing it exactly how i like it so i had another huge crying fit. mom said- that's it, time to go back to bed and try to start over when you get up. you are obviously malfunctioning today. so she took my shoes off, gave me a shot of medicine and bundled me off to bed.
i woke up almost 4hrs later feeling much better about life. i had some juice and mom said- motorbike? oh yeah. mom and i got ready without further incident and went outside to the courtyard with my motorbike. it was great fun. i road around and around. when it was time to go back inside i drove up to the door and didn't give mom any trouble. i parked the bike in my room. mom said- tescos? sure why not.
mom and i walked into town and walked around tescos. mom got a few things and then we went home.
and that was how my day went. dad is home a little early so i'm going to hang out with him now.

ok day. feeling alright after that huge pukefest the other day. mom is giving me medicine to keep my fever away. felt well enough to help mom with the sunday morning shopping. we walked into town and went around the shops. by the time we got home dad was back from the gym and mr hoover had already visited.
dad ate his lunch. i ate my lunch. mom ate her lunch. i curled up on the couch to watch spongebob and fell asleep, stupid comfortable couch. i woke up and mom was next to me trying to fall alseep. no time for naps mom, let's talk. i gave pete some flying lessons. i threw things at mom's head every time her eyes closed. i noticed that dad wasn't around. mom said that he had to go fix one of his machines and would be back soon.
dad came back and the two of us played on my road mat. we had a great time pushing the cars around and parking them. play time is over though. dad is getting my bath ready and i'm off to splash in the bath. BUBBLES!
little dark but you get the idea

today started off pretty good. i slept all night in my own bed just like mom asked me to. she said- just stay in bed and in the morning someone would come in to get me when it was time to get up. so i woke up this morning and had a chat with pete and toucs. we sang some songs. mom came in and said- good job, well done sleeping in bed all night. another star for the chart. so mom got me out of bed. she put on thomas for me and i watched my morning shows while breakfast cooked. dad got up and started making saturday morning pantakes. PANTAKES! i ate up my bowl of oatmeal with mushed up banannanas. when i was done dad brought over a plate with my pantake. he gave me the fork and i ate it all up by myself.
mom took the bins out, finally. the bins disappeared like a week ago so there has been no place to put the trash and recycling. the house has been a real mess. but now the big bins are back and all the trash is gone. mom and i helped dad take the old computer stuff down to the car so it can be recycled too. mom said if- i did some peepees on the potty we could go outside. so i did some pee real quick. i got another star on my chart, that makes 10! i get to have new car. i also got a special treat- one m+m. (mom pulled out this really cool old ambulance i saw in the shops yesterday but she said- no car until you get a star. she must have bought it while i wasn't looking. so i got my new car for getting 10 pee stars.)
today we all left the house together. dad went off to work and mom and i went to the shops. we waved dad off when it was time for him to cross the road. mom and i hit the shops. we walked around. i looked at a couple of things. the help the old people shop had a load of bob the builder trucks but mom said they were too expensive.
in the last shop i found a really cool postman set up. there's a little post box and tiny letters to put in it. mom said i could have it. playing post master will give me something to do on this rather wet day.
got home and mom did lunch, mmmm chicken soup. i ate it up. mom and i watched toystory and played. i was feeling pretty tired so when mom said- nap time i got blueberry and went to my room. mom tucked me in and said she would wake me up in a bit.
i had a really good nap. mom woke me up and i felt rather blah. i curled up on the couch with blueberry and pete. i felt a little weird and sad. i went over to mom for a cuddle. she gave me some hugs and kisses. and that's when it happened- pukies. epic pukies. i've never made pukies like that before in my life. i was covered in puke. blueberry was covered in puke. i started screaming and crying. mom started tearing my clothes off. she gave me more hugs and tried to calm me down. more pukies came out and went all over mom. she took her clothes off. more pukies came. and when it was over mom and i were naked and covered in puke. mom took me to the bathroom and we got cleaned up. she dressed me up in my green bathrobe. i had to sit in the kitchen with the pukie bucket, which looks suspiciously like my beach bucket. mom gave me some crayons to color with while she cleaned up the mess. i started screaming again when i saw blueberry go in the washer. blueberry! mom ran and got me blankie robin and i calmed down. i had some medicine to help me feel better. now i'm just waiting for dad to come home so i can tell him all about it.

it's friday and that means- PLAYGROUP! i love playgroup. when mom said we were going today i ran to the door and got my shoes so we could get ready and go. mom and i got there kind of early and helped set things up. i got to pick one of the activities. i had a choice between puzzles or the lego village. i picked legos because everyone knows- legos rule! i helped set up the wooden train tracks. it was awesome. there was loads of tracks and tunnels and cranes. doolittle and her brother were there. they are rather unpleasant children. i do my best to avoid them but the brother wanted to play trains. apparently only he could play trains, he didn't want to share with anyone but his friends, i looked around and noticed he didn't have any friends which means he just wanted all the trains to himself. he cried at his dad and his dad told him to suck it up and share. ha. there were about 4 other boys and a couple of girls and we all played trains together, nicely. i did a trade with one boy because he had a steam roller i wanted to try so i gave him one of my train cars, we were both happy. doolittle just ran around screaming. she was mad at her dad for ignoring her. she was mad other kids were playing and having fun. she was mad that someone touched the snack try and tried to share out the snacks. she just screeches and screams and throw constant fits. most of the noise is caused by her, and you can't really say anything because her dad is the boss of the playgroup. besides trains i drove one of the big red cars around. i did a great job driving. i didn't run anyone over. i played in the kitchen and made some imagination tea. on and there was a trampoline today and i had a go on that. i had such a great time. when mom said it was time to go i cried, tears and everything. i wish we could stay all day, everyday. mom promised we could come back next time, so i calmed down and got my coat on.
after playgroup mom and i hit the shops. we looked in the stores. i saw a few things i wanted. i picked up one truck and told mom- take home, take home. find the lady and pay. mom just laughed at me. she said if i had money in my pocket i could buy it. i checked- no money. so mom said- no truck. get 10 stars and then you get a new car. humph. i had to leave the store empty handed.

mom and i walked around town this morning. it has gotten warmer out. we visited all the usual places. mom and i looked in the shops. just looked. mom says i can't have any more new toys unless i get my 10 stars. get more stars, get more cars. blah blah blah.
mom and i went home for lunch. i ate lunch up, now what? there's still a lot of day left and not much to do. mom said- music class. whooo-hooo.
so mom and i got ready and went off to class. it was fun. today was just about drums. i did a really great job following directions and banging on the drum. we also sang our usual songs and did the dances. i followed right along. i am really getting into this dance thing.
after class i went home with mom and had my nap. i had a good sleep. when i got up i watched toystory 2 on the dvd and played with my toys. dad should be home soon.

some things i did while on my holiday at mommom and grdad's house...
the weather was really not nice. there was snow and it was cold. good thing mom packed my snow suit for me. i went out with uncle tom, aunty amy and baby eleanor. we all made a snow man. that was good fun.
mommom and grdad have a few older people they help, so i helped them take care of the old people. we did shopping and gathered things on lists. i helped deliver the goods in my rolly bag.
every day mommom and i did arts and crafts in the kitchen. glitter and scissors were involved. i had lots of fun making pictures. i also used playdough. mommom and i also played music with all the different instruments in the house. oh and i practiced my french. i learned a few new words.
so that's some of the stuff i did when i was away. now i'm back home and mom and i are back to our usual things.
i tried to have a few extra minutes in bed this morning. in my own bed. i slept the whole night. i woke up and said- meh i don't feel like getting out of bed yet so i turned on my musical mind control nightlight. i staid in bed and thought about stuff. mom came in and told me- no snooze bar, time to get up, thomas is on. so i sat and watched thomas while mom cooked up breakfast.
i ate most of my bowl of mush this morning. mom set up the racetrack that santa left for me. it's huge! i played with my cars. mom got dressed and then she helped me get dressed. we went off to art class.
ooooh art class. there were loads of kids there today, the place was packed. today was all about the color blue. i did a couple blue paintings. then we made flags. i helped mom stick on buttons and glitter, but mostly i looked for things to cut with the scissors.
mom and i went to tescos for a few random things and then it was home time.
mom put the cars dvd on and i played with my race track. i had some soup for lunch but i wasn't really hungry, i was mostly sleepy. so i sat in bed for awhile and sang some songs, talked to my blankies and friends, then i fell asleep.
i got up and mom was just goofing off doing nothing much. we played cars together and just hung out. it's been a pretty good day.

i am home now. this morning mommom told me it was time to go home. i ran and got my boots on and stood by the door. i miss my mom and dad. so grdad and mommom drove with me in the car back to my house. it's a long boring ride but grdad remembered to hook up the dvd for me so i watched some movies. peppa pig was on. i do like peppa.
i've been home for a few hours. i gave my mom big hugs. she showed me all the stuff that santa had left for me while i was away. dana bunny sent me a really great race car from the movie cars, lightning. i love it. the eyes open and close. when dad came home i told him all about it and how the eyes work.
i gave big hugs and kisses to mommom and grdad when they had to go. i didn't cry. they are coming for a visit in a few weeks, so i'll see them again soon. it's pretty late so i better gather all my friends together and get in bed. more updates tomorrow.

mommom just got off the phone with mom. i've been cleared to spend another few days here. whoo-hooo. grdad and mommom were going to take me home tomorrow but now i get to stay until tuesday.
being having loads of fun.

today i went into town on the bus with mommom. we walked around the shops. mommom bought me a motorbike. oh yeah. it's awesome.

so my mom and dad spent the morning running around the house putting things into bags and talking about leaving. they went out for a bit to gather food things and came back. i watched as bag after bag went into the car. i gathered blueberry close to me and told dad- parking garage, parking garage. mom sat down with me and told me that she and dad were going back home but i could stay and visit with mommom and grdad. blankie blueberry and the parking garage could stay with me. ok, ok then. bye mom, bye dad. i gave out some hugs and big kisses then waved them off when they left.
uncle tom came over and he spun pennies for me. spin, spin, spin. he tried that silly old trick of pretending to find pennies behind my ear. stop fooling uncle tom, just spin pennies!
grdad was at work so i spent most of the day doing stuff with mommom. when grdad came home we all went down the street to visit with aunty amy, uncle tom and baby eleanor. i wonder how long she is going to be visiting. she's always following uncle tom or aunty amy around.
oh yeah, i charmed an old lady today. mommom and i went out and did some food gathering for one of the old ladies in the neighborhood. when we delivered her bag of treats she was so impressed that i helped i got a tip. she gave me two chocolate bars. awesome. but then mommom gave the chocolate bars to my mom to hold, not awesome. mom is totally going to eat them and not share.

saturday. just been spending time with mommom. grdad had to go at work. mommom went outside and did fun stuff. nothing really exciting to report. i watched a little bit of toystroy with mom but for the most part i played cars and did stuff with mommom.

today has been a pretty good start to the new year. mommom and i walked down to sainsbury's to meet grdad and dad. they were doing car washes. you put money in the machine and then drive into the box and all kinds of cool stuff happens. it got all dark and foamy when the soap squirted out. then it got all wet like driving through a rain storm. and then it was super loud and bouncy when the scrubby brushes got all the dirt off. awesome. now i know what a car wash is i know what to do with the car wash attachment that goes with my parking garage. i'll have to work on my sound effects.
i went to the park with aunty amy, uncle tom, mommom, and dad, oh and baby eleanor. i played football for a while and baby eleanor cried. i went on all the cool rides and baby eleanor cried some more. i had lots of fun. i went down the huge twisty big boy slide, with uncle tom. so cool.
after play time we all went back to see what grdad was up to. mommom made me have a nap. i woke up just in time for dinner. i saw that baby eleanor was using my blankie blueberry. she was hiding under it like a tent so the bright lights wouldn't bother her during sleep time. i was not happy. that's my blankie and no one gets to use it but me. if i hadn't of been sitting in my chair i would have stormed over and snatched it off her before she got any baby stink on it. grdad rescued blueberry for me and aunty amy got a different blanket. i still was not happy though and sulked all through dinner. i was so upset i didn't want to eat. i just sat in my chair with blueberry making frowning faces.
after dinner i begged sweet treats off everyone. mom said if i had eaten i could have had my own plate instead of having to beg. uncle tom gave him a load of raspberries to eat. yummy. baby eleanor got up and i watch auntie amy change her. i was shocked to find- she has no peepee hose. this caused much puzzlement and confusion. dad tried to explain but the whole thing is just weird. no peepee hose.

happy new year everyone. seems just like another ordinary day to me. i slept through all the excitement.