today did not start off so great. i wanted to hang out with dad. he made my breakfast like usual and then he left. i got stuck doing stupid stuff with mom. i really wanted to go outside and watch trains. i scratched and whined at the door until finally mom got me dressed and took me out.
i walked along the path and we saw trains. that was pretty good. there's lots of paths that lead off from the train watching path. i led mom down a short one that goes really near the tracks. i was having fun kicking leaves and waiting for trains. mom was mumbling to herself- spoon? why is there a spoon here on the wall? who leaves spoons outside? it was early on a sunday morning, it takes awhile for mom's brain to warm up sometimes. next thing i know she is grabbing my arm and trying to frog march me back up the hill to the main path. i don't want to go! so i broke free and turned around. i'm a big boy and i decide where i go. and that's when the shit hit the fan- for real. i stomped my foot down into a huge pile of gross poops.
i ended up pinned to the ground while mom tried to get my shoes off without actually touching them. mom then made me sit in buggy while she tried to get the poops and leaves off my shoe. in the end we had to go home without the shoes. they went to live in the trash bin. they were nice shoes too.
things got better after that. dad came home. turns out he only went to the gym to lift heavy things for no reason. mom made me eat some gross stuff. who the hell eats cold sweet potato, carrot, sweede mush? i do aparently. mom mixed it into something i actually like. anyway after i ate mom and dad took me out in buggy. we went to a restaurant so they could have lunch.
watching other people eat is pretty boring. the waitress lady gave me crayons and paper to play with. i had fun dropping stuff on the floor and having mom pick it up for me, over and over again. i tried to sneaky eat the crayons but mom always caught me.
after lunch dad led us on an adventure. we took a walk through some woods and ended up at the university. dad took us to the duck pond. i saw ducks. dad and i ended up having a big fight because i wanted to go in the pond and he thought that wasn't such a great idea.
mom ended the fight by saying- we'll just go home then. so we started walking home. there was a huge big green lawn and mom said- ok, get out and walk. so she let me out of buggy and i ran around this lawn with dad following me. there was a little bank and dad showed me how to roll down it. we played for ages.
by the time we all got home i was covered in mud and needed a bath. yippie. best day ever. mom got me cleaned up and then stuffed me full of food. i got to eat some fuckyou bread with my yummy soup(style1)
and that was pretty much my day. going to spend the rest of it watching all day frasier until i fall asleep.