today we went to disney. first thing mom did when we got there was get me press ganged into the pirate crew run by captain jack sparrow. i don't want to be a pirate. disney was wicked fun. we spent the whole day walking around going on rides. i rode on the magic carpets with jammma and grdad. the camels spit on you! we went on the adventure river boat ride. the tour lady told really bad jokes while we saw fake animals along the river bank. the elephants spit on you there.

we had lunch at the tortuga pirate cove. it was ok enough. mom ordered me a peanut butter and jelly samich. everyone else had big fat burritos. after we were all fed up we got on the pirates of the caribbean ride. that was pretty good. mom almost got hit in the head by a cannon ball. it's really just a big blast of air. i could go on and on. there are a million rides at disney. i had a wonderful time. my favorite was probably doing splash mountain- in the front row! jammma and i got soaking wet. that felt good though because it's stupid hot out. 

it rained for a bit in the afternoon. mom went and got us some ponchos, so of course the rain stopped after we put them on. we ate a bunch of food.

i went on the buzz lightyear ride 3 times. it's that much fun! mom insisted we all go to the monsters inc laugh floor. i wasn't so sure but the big people seemed to really like it. there was definitely lots of laughing.

like i said we staid all freaken day. i was ready to go by 8pm. it started to get dark. i was ready for bed. but no, mom said we had to stay until the end. finally around 10pm the fireworks started right along with a super heavy downpour. i was pretty much asleep on a bench. the bangs woke me up. i have to say, the fireworks were pretty impressive. i can't believe they do that every night. 

i managed to stay awake long enough to get in the car. it was tough though. some spanish mom on the monorail was trying to get me to talk. she thought i was super cute. my eyes were just rolling around in my head. i'm soooo freaken tired. i'm never staying up this late again