i'm having second thoughts about sleeping with mom and dad. last night dad farted on me, dude. it's even grosser than it sounds and it sounded really gross.
today was the usual morning thing. i got up and mom grumbled. finally she got up too. we went downstairs. i had my breakfast and watched some shows. gram got up and that was that. if gram is around mom is old news.
grandad got up too and there was hustle bustle.
we waved bye to mom and i was off on another adventure with gram and grandad. we went to a train place. there were old trains scattered everywhere. trains here and trains there. gram and i were standing around near some tracks. gram said she could see thomas coming. huh? what? thomas the train is coming this way? and he was! he rolled up right beside me. thomas! oh my god. what an afternoon. thomas's boss the fat controller gave me a stuffed bear. we got to ride around on thomas. a lady made me a balloon sculpture of a monkey in a tree. wow. i had a great day.