today is my uncle matt and cousin ronnie's birthday. happy birthday dudes.
i've got a super fun morning planned. i got mom up really early so she could make me a good breakfast. she was not thrilled. 5.30am is not an approved waking up time apparently. eventually she got up and made me my bowl of banana flavored mush.
dad got up too. the two of us hung out doing morning things- playing trains and watching spongebob. dad decided he was going to have a day off from the gym since he was sick last week. he said if mom got me ready the two of us would go play football in the park. freaken awesome! so i'm off to the park with my dad.
oh man the park with dad was so great. we kicked the ball around and got super muddy. dad's friend alec showed up and walked us home. the big guys were going to drop me off with mom but i kicked up a huge fuss and they invited me to go hang out in town with them. i had to get my diaper changed first and some clean clothes. mom hooked me up with some good snacks and off we went. i got to help the big boys do some grocery shopping. hold on now. i thought we were going to get beers and watch football, maybe get a lapdance. freaken grocery store wandering? i can do that with mom. oh well. it was alright and i helped dad get the things on mom's list.
said good bye to alec and dad took me home. mom cooked up some lentil casserole jammma had left in the freezer for me. it was delicious. both mom and dad tried to make me take a nap but i refused. i just sat in bed with pete for 2 hours and played. haha, no naps for me.
i get let out of my room. i ran around for awhile played trains with dad and watching pingu with mom. i had a huge dinner. mom dug out another one of jammma's frozen treats- tomato and pepper soup. she mixed in some cheese and ground beef. oh man i devoured it.
i did bath time with dad. i got to watch some peppa pig. man i'm feeling really tired now. i think i'll curl up with mom and dad on the couch.

today has been alright for me, ask mom though and you'll get a different story. got up and watched my morning shows. dad made a batch of his famous banana pantakes and i ate my usual bowl of mush. i had room for a pantake so mom set one up for me. butter, butter. oh and syrup too. mom buttered and cut up my pantake and i got to dip it in syrup. mmmmm tasty. no high fructose corn syrup for my pantakes, 100% pure maple tree blood. that's good eating.
after everyone was stuffed full of pantakes we took turns getting dressed and it was time for our saturday morning car ride. whoo-hoo. we went to our usual stores and bought the usual things. i helped dad push the cart around and mom scurried about getting things on the list. i saw mamgos and plums in the cart. mmmm delicious. mom bought a bag of dirt too. she says she's going to make some mud cakes. no not really. we're going to plant some things in a little window box garden. mom says i need to learn how to grow my own food. wonderful
after the stores we went home. dad put the stuff away and i gave mom a hard time about walking around town. it was kind of raining out and i didn't feel like walking around in the rain. so dad went off to work and i staid home with mom. that's when the fun began. i spent all day long torturing mom. i'm going through one of those phases of being very chatty and clingy. mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom. shhhhh, what do you want? i'm sorry mommy, i'm sorry mommy. cheese samich, cheese samich, cheese samich, cheese samich. you already ate lunch. mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom. what? i wanna cuddle. i'm sorry mommy. i just made constant noise at mom from 10am until dad came home around 7pm. if i wasn't saying something i was banging things. on it was great fun.

today has been alright. mom and i went off to playgroup. we were going to take buggy but mom decided i should walk. so we had a nice walk to playgroup. it was kind of cold and windy out though. brrrr. glad mom packed my hat and glubs. we got there early. mom helped set up and i got to drive one of the big red cars. i like getting to playgroup early. mom shouted out a bad word. she managed to pop her knee out.
i played nice with the other kids. today i was all about the wooden train set. mom helped me build a great big track but i was happy just to be the crane operator. lots of other kids came over to play, if i saw anyone eyeballing the crane i hid it behind my back and did my best not to let anyone else touch it. i played a little bit with the cars too. at snack time i had the great misfortune to sit next to doolittle. i was just sitting there minding my own business and she kept getting in my face and screaming, 'DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!' um ok crazy girl. i just sat there and ate my cookie and apple slice.
when mom said it was time to go i got very upset. there was lots of crying and drama. i like playgroup. it took me awhile to calm down but in the end i did. mom and i went around the charity shops. we didn't find anything good to buy. we stopped by to see the crazy veg stand lady and scored cheap bananannanas.
got home and mom made me a peanut butter and jelly samich. it was tasty. we hung out and watched spongebob. i wasn't thrilled about having a nap but i took one in the end.
jammmma called and i had a good long chat with her on the phone. she's coming to visit in a few weeks. i told her i wanted to go play football in the park.
other than that i've just been playing with pete. he's been practicing flying.

so, i haven't made much poops lately. like i was telling dad last night, it's been like a week dude. yesterday i managed to get a little ball out but it was nothing to write home about. mom was telling dad all about my issues and trying to decide if a trip to the doctors was needed. dad was all- give him another day. well today is that day and man i've been busy. while i was eating lunch i got a really bad tummyache. i started shouting and crying. mom was all- that's the poopoos coming. she rubbed my back for me. mom said that since i was so uncomfortable we'd have to skip music class. oh man, i was really looking forward to music class today. mom gave me some more back rubs when my tummy felt bad. nothing happened. i got pete and blueberry and went off to nap time. i was having a nice sleep when mom woke me up. what the hell i've only been alseep like 10min woman. she said the poopoos had come and i needed changing. so we went to the bathroom and i got changed. when that was done i just crawled back into bed. when i got up mom said there was more poopoos to take care of. in the end i managed 4 deposits. my tummy feels much better but now my butt is sore. constantinople is a bitch. wait, that's not the right word. con con constipation. that's it.

meh. today has been alright. i gave mom a hard time about going out this morning even after she said we were going to art class. i really just want to stay home and mom won't let me. we have to go here, we have to go there. we need to do this. we need to do that. blah blah blah. so mom and i went to art class. while we were climbing the stairs i noticed earring and her mom were behind us, so i did a little jump and shrieked. then earring shrieked. we got to the classroom and chased each other around a bit. turns out earring spend the whole halfterm break sitting on the couch watching cartoons because she was sick too. class was good. today we did salt dough. beanie was there today and of course he ate the dough. oh beanie, that kid eats everything. i spent most of the class making dough pantakes and throwing them in the air. then earring and i took turns throwing dough at each other. mom gave me a few hunks of dough and i made a pingu house. mom made me a pingu to stand next to the house.
when class as done i gave mom a hard time about leaving. i wanted to stay and run around the room. i didn't want to go shopping. mom got me harnessed up and dragged me off anyway. i complained the whole time.

more of the same today. it's kind of rainy out. i gave mom a hard time about going out for our morning walk. i'm giving mom a hard time about pretty much everything lately. i'm not sleeping well at night so that's making me grouchy during the day. i don't want to walk around. if mom says the wrong thing i burst into tears. if things don't go exactly how i think they should, more tears. there's lots of whine going around. mom says i just better get pete and blueberry and sleep it off. once i have my nap i'm usually in a much better mood.
the only cool thing about today was, i got to wear a pair of my new pants, they have a belt. i felt like a super big boy. belt, like grdad wears. belt. oh yeah
mom took me to the lieberry so we could return books. the place was packed. there were baby buggies everywhere. turns out they were doing baby bounce for little kids. i had a quick ride on horsey horsey and a turn on the computer but that was it. mom said we couldn't stay, way too many kids.
this afternoon i gave pete some flying lessons. he actually flies pretty well for a penguin. right now i'm just killing time waiting for dad to get home.

because i'm having such a suckday monday mom said i could call jammma and grdad on the phone. so we called. i got to have a really nice chat with grdad. i told him all about my new car and general stuff. jammma wasn't home. oh man. but then a little while later the phone rang and it was jammma for me. i was having a really great chat with jammma when i noticed mom was throwing stuff in the bin. what the hell is that stuff? looks like hair. wait a minute, that's my hair! mom was giving me hair cuts while i'm talking on the phone. i let out a huge scream. jammma thought someone was killing me. HAIRCUTS! it's much worse jammma.

mondays are suck days. i'm having a tough time sleeping lately. i got up in the middle of the night and crawled into bed with dad. i wanted a drink and remembered i had some juicy in the livingroom. i noticed mom sleeping on the couch so i crawled up in bed with her with my juice. juicy leaked and the bed got wet and smelled like apple juice, gross. mom got up and cleaned stuff up. we settled back down to sleep. i noticed pete was missing. pete pete pete pete. where's pete? so mom finally got up and searched for pete. he was still in bed with dad. mom came back with pete and we snuggled down for sleep. more like i kicked mom repeatedly and stole all her blankies. haha. pete got lost again so mom had to search through the blankies to find him. we settled down again for sleep time and then i decided that i would rather snuggle with dad, so i got my blankie and pete and went to go sleep with him.
had a good lie in. dad went off to work. mom and i did our morning thing. mom said it was time to go out and walk around. NO! stay home. so mom and i had a little fight about going outside. we were walking along and i noticed my pants were having issues. i fussed and whined at mom- pants, pants, pants. she checked, yeah ok. we'll go home and changed them if they are going to keep falling down. we turned around to walk back. i took about 3 steps and my pants and diaper both fell to the ground. there i was standing naked on one of the busiest sidewalks in town. i started crying. i could tell mom was trying not to laugh. mom ended up just carrying me back home. got home and changed. mom said i could just sit in buggy while we did the chores in town. fine by me, this day is nothing but crap so far.

aaaah sunday. mom and i are pretty much recovered from being sick, just a little cough and some leftover grouchiness. i'm doing better going to sleep, no more screeching but i still have to have my light on. when i get up at night i scurry off to find dad. i curl up with him and hide under the blankies. i'm a little restless so i don't get the best night's sleep. i've been fighting with mom the past few days.
this morning mom and i got into a big fight about our morning walk. the sun was out and it looked like a half decent morning out there. mom said- fresh pants, clothes on, and out we go. i shrieked- 'no! stay in bed' and covered myself with the blankies on the couch. mom changed my diaper and asked if i wanted to use the potty. i gave it a shot but got upset when no pee came out. mom was all- totally not something to cry about, drink some juice and you can try again when we get home. NO! and then i did one of those blubbering cries about wanting to pee and not wanting to go for a walk. mom said if i was going to act like a baby she would treat me like a baby. she gathered up me and my blankies and plopped us down in my bed. fine with me. i snuggled down and went to sleep listening to my musical mind control nightlight. screw you world.
mom woke me up around 2. i had a good long nap and i'm in a much better mood. i had a peanut butter and jelly samich for my late lunch and a plum. PLUMS! i like plums. mom took my diaper off and said i could spend the rest of the day pants free. i've already done a little pee in my potty. dad and i are going to set my trains up so that's where i'll be the rest of the afternoon. playing trains with dad. awesome.

got up and did the usual saturday things. mom fed me a bowl full of banana flavored mush. dad made some pantakes. we all ate pantakes. whoo-hooo. i'm starting to feel much more like myself. everyone got dressed and we went for a car ride.
only went to one food store today. mom didn't have much of a list. i just rode around in the cart helping dad buy random things. mom and i left dad to pack everything away in the car, we went to visit the fishes. hello fishes! i went from tank to tank watching everyone swim around. fishes are neat.
went home and dad unpacked everything and then he left for work. bye dad. mom and i went out to walk around town. first we stopped at the veg stand for cheap bananas then mom said we could visit the charity shops. that didn't go so well. i gave mom a hard time and wasn't doing a good job listening. i was trowing myself on the ground and acting up when mom didn't do what i wanted. big mistake. mom frog marched me straight home. i screamed at her the whole way. got home and mom put me straight in bed for a nap.
i had some sleep and now i'm in a better mood. mom got out one of my new paint sets and we've been painting pictures. dad got home early and he did some art time too. he drew a really great picture of pete and blueberry. i didn't get to see much of my dad yesterday so we're going to hang out watching our shows. i am really into chigwhee

not much going on today. i asked mom about going to playgroup but she said, it's closed until next week, boooo. i'm feeling better and i want to go have fun.
just another day of hanging out with mom. wonderful. dad got up early and went to work. i only saw him for like 5min.
mom and i watched the morning shows and played toys. we got dressed and went to buy some stuff at the grocery store. since we're both feeling pretty alright we hit a few charity shops too. i got some fun stuff for arts and crafts time. mom got a bunch of different paints and glitter pens for me. i also got a paint spinner, you put the paper on and it spins while you squirt paint in. very cool and fun to just spin for the hell of it. when mom said it was time to go home i started screaming and crying. mom was all- whatever. freezing rain is falling from the sky, we're going home to get dry and warm.
spent the afternoon watching toystory 2 with mom and napping. i feel better but i'm still kind of sick, all that walking and crying this morning wore me out. mom said that dad sent her a note to say that he wouldn't be home in time for nightnights. oh man, i hate when dad has to work late. mom has put on some boring show about an old guy called- hitler. people are waving their arms and shouting a lot, i'm so bored i'm just going to bed.

today is the first day in awhile that i feel vaguely human. my fever is gone. i ate a good breakfast. i played with some toys. yeah, i'm feeling better. mom says she is feeling better too. mom made a list of things we needed at the store and the two of us went out for our morning walk. mom got the stuff she needed and said that we could stop at the charity shops if i wanted- hell yes! so mom and i looked around the shops. i started to give mom a hard time. i wanted things and she said no, so then- leave shop, next one. and mom would be all- give me a minute there are things i want to look at. then i would throw myself on the ground and try to pull mom over. yeah that kind of thing didn't go over too well. mom said if i wasn't going be good while she looked at things we might as well go home. i started screaming and yelling. i tried to throw myself on the sidewalk but mom had my harness strap, i just kind of hung there. i refused to walk. i wanted mom to carry me. she said- no way, you walked here you walk home. so i screamed louder. i started yelling HELP! HELP ME! HEEEEELP! because that's what i say when i want to be picked up. mom and i made quite the scene stomping down main street i'm sure.
turns out i wasn't the only one having a bad day. mom and i stopped at the bus stop in front of the train station for a rest, this woman with 3 little girls blew past us. all of them were shrieking. i was so mad at mom for making me walk home and not letting me get my own way, i ended up puking on myself. right there on queens street- pukies. mom wasn't phased in the least. there's so much puke on the sidewalk already, my little pile wouldn't make much difference.
got home. i ate my lunch and mom tucked me in bed. i had a good nap and woke up in a better mood. mom and i did color time with crayons. we hung out and had some fun. dad should be home soon, i can't wait to tell him how mean mom was to me today.

i ate my bowl of oatmeal this morning. it was only half a ration but i ate it all. that's better than yesterday when i only ate half of my half ration.(that's a quarter of what i would usually eat.) it's so cold and rainy out. what a nasty day. perfect excuse to curl up with the blankies and watch tv until i fall asleep.

mom and i staid inside today. i still have a nasty cough and snotty nose but i'm not hot any more. mom and i just hung out doing stuff. we watched toystory and did playdough. i also did some coloring with crayons. mom made 3 different soups. i tried the leek and potato- meh. i tried the red lentil- bleh. i keep asking for tomato soup, so far- no sign of any. i told mom to put her soups in the trash. take away please, put in trash. she was not impressed. i'd say i'm running about 80%. feeling better but still not in perfect working order.

feeling slightly better today. my ass is still draggin but i'm not as hot. mom and i went out today and did the shopping. we just bought a few random things, nothing exciting. we stopped off to visit the crazy veg stand lady. mom negotiated the purchase of some apples from her. mom and went around the charity shops. i found a huge bag of wooden train tracks with some trains. i almost convinced mom to buy it. she had it in her hand and almost placed it on the counter but then she changed her mind. mom was all- you already have a load of train stuff, you don't really need any more tracks, how about we leave these here for some little boy who has no trains. oh man. so close. mom did buy me a little playdough car kit. basically you sculpt a little car and stick it on the wheel base.
got home from the store and mom set me up at my craft table with the playdough. i'm feeling rather disagreeable today so it wasn't long before i was crying hysterically and throwing playdough across the room in angst. everything is making me cry today.
mom made me a bowl of everything is orange soup and i ate that for lunch. that's my first real meal in days. it was pretty good.
mom and i watched toystory and fell asleep on the couch. i feel a little better after my nap. i had a weird dream though. something about mom pulling my hair and scissors. oh wait, it wasn't a dream. mom hacked my bangs off while i was semi conscious. evil mom and her sneaky haircuts. at least i can see better.

ha, now mom has my cold and we both feel terrible. mom and i feel so nasty dad got charged with doing the sunday morning shopping chores. mom gave him a list of things to get and off he went for gym and then food gathering. mom and i just curled up on the couch and went back to sleep. blah.
mom and i really just slept all day. there were a few awake times where we just sat on the couch and watched sponge bob. i woke up long enough for dad to help me splash in the bath. i really needed one. i had boogies in my hair and it was grossing me out. i wanted to play trains with dad like we usually do on sundays but i only got as far as getting one of the carriages out and saying- trains, trains. i curled up with blueberry- fresh and clean from the laundry and dad. we're going to watch some football while mom cooks a tasty dinner.

happy rollins day. remember to do a good deed.
still feeling like crap. today is pantake day and i took one bite of pantake and started hacking. i choked it down and didn't puke, it was close though. the one good thing about being sick is- i get to eat all the fruit, yogurt and jello i want. mom hooked me up with a cup of grapes for breakfast.
we all got dressed and went out in the car to do the usual saturday shopping. that went alright. mom went around and got things on the list while i helped dad push the cart around the stores.
got home and the mailman had left a bunch of stuff. i picked up the mail, moms, moms, harwiks. i shook the little brown package and declared- harwiks dvd. mom was all- oh really? dad helped me open it up and it was- dvd for me! PINGU! mom found me a pingu dvd of my very own. i curled up on the couch with blueberry and watched pingu learn how to sled. oh it was good.
i had a coughing fit and made some slimy pukes on blueberry. he was not impressed. so blankie blueberry has to go for another spin in the washer. i'm going to curl up with robin and sleep all day. this cold is knocking me out.

jammma and grdad left yesterday. i was sad but was too busy being sick to really get upset. i have a fever today. i am hot and a little cranky. i did manage to get dressed though and help mom do the shopping in town. we took buggy so i could ride. got a few things at the grocery store and then mom said we could go around the fun shops to see if there was anything good. i saw a couple cool things but i couldn't get mom to buy them, usual- not enough stars so no new cars bullshit line. come on mom, i'm sick here. cut me some slack. we went in the last store and they had an aircraft carrier/battle ship looking thing on the shelf. it's been there a few weeks and no one has bought it. mom looked at the price sticker, what's that say? i thought this thing was marked 4.50, but that looks like a 1. how much is this? £1.50? hmmmm, i could spring for that. so mom lugged the battleship up to the counter and gave the old lady £1.50 and i got a cool new toy.
mom and i went home. i set up my battleship and played with the planes. i've got a chopper and a bunch of fighter jets. i only played a little though because i feel like crap. mom has been pumping different medicines in me to keep my fever down. i'm going to just curl up with blankie and sleep for awhile.

this morning could have gone better. i got up and did some playing with my toys. i only ate about half of my breakfast before i started gagging. i watched my morning shows while everyone else did their good morning thing. i was feeling kind of blah so i curled up with blueberry blankie on the couch. i had a coughing fit and made a little pukie on blueberry. he was unhappy and i was unhappy.
blueberry went for a splash in the washer to get clean again. i just hung out playing quietly with jammma. i ate a bit of lunch. since i'm in a decent enough mood for a sick kid, jammma and mom both agreed i was well enough for music class.
went to music class with jammma and grdad. i laid down for the first part. i didn't really feel like singing and dancing today. when the instruments came out i perked up a bit. i do like playing instruments. at the end i popped bubbles.
jammma and grdad took me home for naps. i tried to protest but jammma said- bed, so i crawled in bed while she read some stories.
jammma and grdad are leaving today, there will be tears later.

i took jammma and grdad to art class today. we did a little painting and then decorated big harts. my heart rules. it's got glitter and googlely eyeballs on it.
after class the three of us hung out in town for a bit before heading home. i'm feeling kind of sick, again. i've caught cooties off someone at playgroup or one of my classes. my nose is running and i have a wicked cough.

today i went out for lunch. grdad took me, jammma and mom out for a special treat- all you can eat chinese food buffet. i don't really like chinese food. everyone offered me stuff from their plates to try and i was all- no, no, no, that's disgusting. take away please. bleh. the only thing i agreed to eat was some french fries with ketchup. jammma tried to trick me into eating something called an onion ring but i didn't fall for it, round french fry my ass. after all the big people were stuffed full of weird chinese food out came the desserts. all you can eat sweet treats! mom hooked me up with a plate full of fruit and jello(in england it's called jelly). jelly on a plate, wibble wobble. i devoured the jelly and begged for more. grdad went and got me another bowl with some ice cream too. ICE CREAM! i ate all the ice cream and left the jelly. i begged for more ice cream but mom said no- eat the jelly and your fruit. grrrrr. mom always getting in the way of my sugar rush. i ate the jelly. grdad slipped me some sneaky ice cream bites from his plate. we rolled out of the place with our belly full of yummy food. i kind of ran and screamed and jumped. i was full of fake colors and sugar. i could hear my brain buzzzzzzzz. jammma and grdad took me around the shops to burn off some energy before naps. mom walked with us because she had a mission on the side of town too.
on the way home we ran into mom, she was carrying pizza boxes and a big thin weird box. we got home and mom showed me what was in her weird box- a smaller version of my city street rug. cool. she said we could take it to grdad and jammma's house and i can use it there when i visit them and then grdad could play with it when i wasn't around. i screamed when grdad suggested nap time. i don't want to take a nap! jammma put me in bed anyway though and i fell right to sleep.
i got up from naps in a better mood, i'm much calmer. grdad, jammma and i have just been playing with my trucks and watching the afternoon tv. and that's been my day.

today i went to the seaside, on the train with jammma and grdad. we had a fantastic time. the sun was out for a bit and it was just warm enough. when the sun went away it did get rather cold. it's great going to the seaside in winter time though, you get the whole place to yourself. i played on the beach and picked up some shells. grdad did us a nice picnic lunch of cheese samiches. we went to the playground and i went on all the rides. i had a little nap in buggy while jammma and grdad went around the shops.
after the seaside we got on the train and went back home. grdad called mom on the phone and told her to look out the window. mom came out on the deck and we waved at her from the trainstation.
got home and told mom all about the seaside. jammma brought out a surprise from her bag, she found a toucan puppet and she brought him to visit with me. then today at the shops jammma found a parrot puppet. i got to play with both of them.

another fun day of doing stuff with mommom, or as i like to call her now- jammma. dad went off to the gym and then he and grdad spent the day hanging out in the pub doing guy stuff- drinking beers and watching sports. jammma and i did a walk in the morning. it's kind of cold out. we spent the afternoon reading stories and playing cars. jammma got the playdough out and i played with that until dinner time. i dig playdough. it's time for a bath now. so i'm going to splash in the bath and then more stories with jammma.

this morning everyone got up early. mom and i watched morning shows while dad made pantakes. mmmmmm banananana pantakes. we all ate yummy things for breakfast. i had my usual bowl of mush and a few bites of pantake. mom was all- we have a super busy day, let's go go go. dad was all- oh i think i'll shave my head and have a shower. and then mom was all- ahhhhhhhhh. so mom and i were ready to go and dad took his time doing things. eventually we all got it together enough to leave the house. car ride! to the store.
we did the shopping. mom ran around and got things on her list while dad and i just roamed around the place looking at things. la de da. we did the check out thing. i helped put things on the moving belt. after mom paid she and i scampered off to visit the fish while dad packed everything in the car. fish fish fish. fish move by moving their tails and they have fins. i like visiting with the fish. we only did a short visit today. mom hurried me off to go find dad. he was at the car, we got in and went to the next store. more shopping. mom got things on her list and dad and i roamed around with the cart. this is how we do the shopping. we paid the lady and then it was time to go home again. mom was all- we need to hurry. mommom and grdad are going to show up any minute.
just as we opened the door the buzzer went off- mom picked up the phone and pressed the button. mommom and grdad are here! dad sorted out the shopping and mom and i said hello to mommom and grdad. oh i'm so excited.
dad went off to work. mom made me a little picnic lunch and out the door i went with mommom and grdad. we spent the day playing at the park. there was another little boy there and we played kick for a bit. i rode my motorcycle around and just ran around and played in the mud. the park was awesome. after the park i road around town in my buggy while mommom and grdad took in the sites. we had a really nice day.

friday means- playgroup! once again as soon as breakfast time was done i started throwing clothes and shoes at mom. go to playgroup, go to playgroup. mom was all- yes, yes we'll go to playgroup. we just have to wait until playgroup actually starts. mom eventually said we could get dressed and go. wheeeeeee. so we walked through town to playgroup. on the way we passed the usually selection of old people, homeless and students. if anyone got too close to me i shouted at them- I'M GOING TO PLAYGROUP!
mom and i got there early. she helped set up with some of the other moms. i snagged a red car and drove around the place. oh yeah. it was great. eventually all the other kids showed up. i stopped driving around and did other stuff. today there were cars and a parking garage. so i played cars for awhile. some other boys came over to play too. one of them took the car i was using. mom was all- let him have it, don't worry you'll get it back. and i did. he only played it for a minute and then ran off to do something else. after cars i played with the toaster from the fake house. you push the button down and turn the nob, toast pops up. just like the toaster at home. a little girl came over and snatched the toaster away. i was all- but but, and mom said i had a good long play with the toaster, i should go do something else. hooof. so i got up and went to the craft table. i got to use a glue stick. i liked that. i glued some felt and sparkle stars to a snowflake. cool. i also jumped on the tampoline. oh and i played with the blocks. yeah playgroup is really great. at snack time i had a load of cookies. mom usually only lets me have one but today i managed to talk her into 3! i handled leaving time a little better than last week. when mom said it was time to go i only put up a little protest, no screaming though. i went and got my jacket on.
so mom and left playgroup. we went to visit the veg stand ladies and mom got some cheap bananananas. i wanted to go to the shops but mom was all- nope, sorry. you don't have enough stars for a new car so there is no real reason to go. this i did not take well. i laid flat out on the ground and refused to move. old ladies were shaking their heads. finally mom had enough and just hauled me off the ground by my harness. i followed her home without further complaints.
i ate lunch and watched toystory 2 with mom. we played for awhile and then i went off for my nap.
mom and i are going to spend the rest of the day tidying up. i have to pick up all my toys and get ready for visitors tomorrow.

LIEBERRY! mom said that for fun this morning we could go to the lieberry. oh my god, oh my god. lieberry. i started throwing shoes and clothes at mom as soon as breakfast was done. go lieberry, go lieberry. need shoes on. mom was all- whoa now, it's only 7.30am, how about we wait until the lieberry is open? so i sat down and played with my cars and watched my morning shows.
finally mom said we could go. we got dressed and walked outside. mom and i chatted on the way. what do you want to do at the lieberry? ride horsey, horsey. play computer. um, ok. so we got to the lieberry and no one else was there. awesome. i got right on the computer and played the different games. i jumped on horsey horsey and had a good ride. i dug out the toys and found a cool phone to play with. i ran around and had a blast. i was very annoyed with mom when she said we had to go into the adult section and look for books she wanted to take out. grrrrr. i begrudgingly went only because mom said we could go back and ride horsey horsey again. mom got her books. i ran around and talked loud, mom was all- shhhhhhhh. whatever. mom got the books on her list and we went back to the kid's section. i had another turn on the computer. mom went around and picked out a pile of books. when mom said it was time to go i was rather put out. i could stay in the lieberry all day, mom always has other ideas. we went to the check out desk again and had my books stamped and that was that. mom dragged me off to do other things.
mom and i picked up a few things at the grocery store and then went home. i had some lunch and watched finding nemo. mom said time for music class. ooooh goodie. so we got dressed again in our outside clothes and headed off to music class.
class was good. i did the dances and sang the songs. we had drums to play today. DRUMS! i like playing drums. and then let's not forget the bubbles. whooo-hoo. i popped loads of bubbles. after class mom and i went back home. i had my naps.
this afternoon mom mentioned that mommom and grdad were coming soon. really? mommom and grdad? i told mom that i needed to pick up my racetrack and put it away. so she dug the box out of the closet and i put away the track all by myself, without being asked.
so i'm just going to watch spongebob and wait for dad to get home.

this morning was busy. mom and i had an appointment with the government snoopers. we had to get dressed and go out early. i wanted to stop and go in the shops but mom was all- they aren't open yet. so we got to the place for our appointment. the lady showed us in to the room and i got to play with some toys while we waited. another kid came in with his mom and it was actually someone i knew, someone i did monkeymusic with. so we played while mom talked to the snooper lady about me being 2.5years old. blah blah blah. i had to get weighed. the lady tried to measure my height but- oh no. i ran away. i didn't want to have anything to do with her height measuring machine. so everyone agreed i look tall for my age. when we were done i got to pick a bag full of books to take home. cool. free books.
mom and i then headed off to art class. art class art class. i carried my bag of books all the way there. we got there a little late, sharron was already doing the magic box. i went right in and picked a spot next to colby cheese's mom. i leaned over and told her- i got books and waved my bag at her. then i told her how i carried them myself. i think she was impressed. i sat next to colby cheese for class and the romanian kids who i've done monkeymusic with sat across from us. today we played with clay and then painted the clay. it was good fun.
after class mom and i went home. i asked for a peanut butter jelly samich so mom made me that for lunch. we watched cars on dvd. after lunch i played for awhile and read my new stories. i got one about a wolf, everyone is running away saying the wolf is coming. they hide in a house. when wolf shows up they let him in and have a birthday party. oh plot twists, good story. the other story is called- i'm not scared. it's about a little owl who may or may not be scared of the dark and the things that go on at night in the forest. i can totally relate to this story. i've been talking about it all evening.
football is on now so dad and i are going to sit on the couch and talk about the game.

happy overgrown rodent weather forecaster day.
mom and i got dressed and walked around town. we went here and there visiting all the shops. i tried to talk mom into buying me a new car. want a new car, want a new car. mom was all- you don't have enough stars for a new car. you can have books, clothes or interesting toys but no cars. fine. so we went in all the shops. mom found some boring books to buy. science in the kitchen? who buys books like that? my mom that's who. boring educational kids stuff. so we visited all the shops and stopped off to see the crazy veg stand ladies. mom was all- ooooh, cheap banannananas. score.
got back home and mom made lunch. today's movie is toystory2 so mom put that in and i played with my toys while i watched. i had my nap.
it's kinda a grey rainy day. i tried out my new rain coat this morning. mom said it will be perfect for visiting dana bunny and g-dad on the boat. i look like a proper sailor in foul weather gear. it wasn't super rainy when we went out this morning but man, this afternoon when i got up from naps, the wind was howling and the rain was pissing down.
mom and i are just going to hang out baking things and watching spongebob. i keep asking her to make dad come home but she won't do it.

i have decided that i am terrified of the dark. it's too scary. pretty much i now stay up until 10pm and someone must sit with me and tell me stories or watch me look at books until i fall asleep. the light must remain on at all times. any discussion of turning the light off is met with instant tears.
so i got up this morning and did the usual monday kind of stuff. it was pretty nice out today so mom said- let's go to the park. oh man, i haven't been to the park in ages. mom said we could take ball and buggy. whoooo-hooo. mom dressed me up in my snow suit since it's kind of cold out today and we walked to the park. we had the whole place to ourselves. i ran around and got on all the rides. i threw my ball around the place and pushed buggy. i even did some jumping on the tranapoline. i am super good at jumping now. both feet leave the ground. it was a pretty muddy at the park. my suit turned brown. i had lots of fun playing. mom said it was time to go do something else and i was a little sad but didn't put up a fight.
mom and i walked around town and picked up a few things at the store.
when we were done with the shopping we got home just in time for lunch. mmmm lunch. mom put on toystory for me to watch.
yup, that's been my day. playing outside, doing the shopping, eating and taking a nap. mom and i spent the afternoon hanging out playing.

riding the elephant