i'm beginning to think that waking up mom in the middle of the night is not such a great idea. the first thing she always does is slap a new pair of diapers on me. that's great and all but the icy cold wipes she uses to clean me with are not. damn that shit is cold on my little butt.

check me out dressed like a real boy. i spent most of my day hanging out with gram. we had a nice day. i got not one but two buggy rides. it's cool that i can do things without mom. she said that gram was in charge and if she wanted to dip me in honey and let wild bears lick me than that was that. thankfully gram just wanted to walk around the park and bake cakes. i totally helped.
uncle tom and auntie amy stopped by for a visit. i didn't really get a chance to talk. i came down with a terrible tummy ache and mom took me into the other room so i could scream in peace and get my back rubbed. the poopie finally came out and i felt much better. drank some milk and had a short nap. mom poked me awake and told me to go hang out with gram while she took pictures of things to sell on ebay. i guess she is getting rid of all the stuff i can't wear any more. and that was pretty much my day. gram and i had some nice quiet time on the couch reading stories and watching the fire. i had my warm milk and i am off to bed. another day tomorrow.

had an ok day. mom was a little annoyed with me this morning because i didn't sleep as well as i should have during the night. the thing with having a room mate is- if they are fussy you get to hear all about it. she made me sit in bed and play with toys while she got a few more minutes of sleep. it was just a quiet saturday for us. watched tv, drank bottles, had naps. mom took me out for a walk in my pouch. she dragged me off to this old church and i helped her take a few pictures. i got a little fussy and she said that if i didn't pipe down the old people that live in the ground would wake up and come after me. i didn't like the sound of that. it started to get a little rainy cloudy so we walked back home. i had a little milk and i fell asleep on mom while we watched frasier. mom got a phone call from danna bunny so she put me down to go talk. i started squaking. i was having such a nice nap. mom put me on the phone and danna bunny talked to me. weird, it sounded just like my mom was talking from far away. soon after all that excitement my gram came home from work. spent some time with her watching only fools and horses, thank fuck. i'm getting tired of frasier.
today i did 3 poopies. ha! take that mom.

my mom is a crap housekeeper. today she was straightening up and found a letter addressed to me from like a month and a half ago. she read it to me. it was from my old friend colics. it was all about how our friendship had run it's course and he had moved on. he moved in with a new little kid and was furthering his career. i have his new address, i might send him an email, but probably not. to be honest colics was a real pain in the ass and i'm glad he's gone. was just looking at the old blog here. looks like mom spaced out and didn't transcribe a few days worth of events. what the hell do i pay her for? i guess she is a crap secretary too.
had an alright day. mom has been making me stay up late so i sleep better at night. so far it's working out. had a bottle this morning and then gram and i went for a long ass walk. we met up with grandad and the three of us did stuff. spent most of the day with gram. she gave me a bath and rubbed oil on my head. cradle crap is almost gone. mom has stuffed me full of warm milk so i better get blankie and go to sleep.

oh nutz. i slept all night, now mom is going to expect me to do that all the time. mom poked me awake at 1am for a bottle and diaper change. next thing i know blankie is telling me the sun is up and it's time to do stuff. mom uploaded a video for me so it looks like that function is working a little better now. will sort some mini movies out and get them posted up soon.

mom says that if blankie and i don't start getting along, she is going to separate us. but but i love my blankie. we just like to wrestle at night for fun.

i've had like a super crazy busy day. it started off with no plans other than sitting on the couch with mom watching tv and drinking a few bottles. gram asked if i wanted to go to the chatsworth house farm to see aminals. my eyes bugged out of my head- aminals? really? mom said it was cool. she told me that i might see some scary things but to keep in mind nothing there would eat little boys. so i got loaded into the car with gram and grandad and we went do to the farm. it was so freaken exciting. i didn't know where to look first. i saw chickens, cows, pigs, goats, horse, and like a billion other things. we were gone for ages. when we got home i told mom all about it. what a cool day.

my mom is really grumpity. you wake a person up at midnight, 3am, and 5am just to chat and they get all annoyed. oh well. mom went back to bed and i'm spending time with my gram.

i got new toys today. whoooo hoo and i'm not sharing.

note the toys pictured are my barnyard crew, they are not new.

i was a bit cheeky last night. mom has been making me sleep upstairs in the bed i don't really like much. she fixed it so it doesn't rock as much or squeek which is nice. well last night i woke her up at 2.30am, just to chat. i had a good long sleep since 8pm, getting up for a bottle and change and then going back to sleep. mom wasn't too impressed. she gave me the sucker and made sure i had my comfort things and i drifted back to sleep. i woke up screaming at 4am. i had managed to wiggle out of my blanket and my foot went between the bars. i was stucked and couldn't slam my legs up and down. i panicked and mom had to rescue me. she calmed me down and explained what happen. i was in no real danger, if i had drawn my leg up to my tummy i would have been free no problem. it was just a scary situation i had never been in before. she took me down stairs and i had a bottle and went back to sleep in my basket this time. mom and i did stuff when i woke up. eventually gram came down and took over. i told her all about what i had been up to all week since she was away. mom went back to bed. i spent the day doing this and that. had a nice buggy ride with gram. hung out with dad, he even took me down to auntie amy and uncle tom. go me hanging out with the guys. i think i will sleep well tonight. mom said she would try and fix the bed so it doesn't eat my leg again. oh and mom downloaded a huge amount of pictures and will get them pasted up soon.

oh man i've been having some fun this afternoon. i've been hanging out with my dad this week since he is here having a visit. well we were watching some funny videos on youtube. i was sitting on his lap when i had a little milky puke. dad started screaming for mom. quick come get him! and then he started hacking and gagging. mom was rolling on the floor laughing and i let out a few laughy squeeks. when mom picked me up dad ran to the sink to clean off my puke and hack. too freaken funny.
then mom went upstairs for a little nap while i was sleeping. well as soon as she left i woke up screaming. i usually wake up from my afternoon nap in a foul mood and scream for like half an hour. dad doesn't know this so he was freaking out. he tried everything to calm me down but i just kept screaming. finally mom came down and i stopped. she just laughed at dad. it's not all chocolate bars and afternoon tv. word is my gram should be home tonight. cool.

still hanging out with my daddy. mom was right, he is pretty fun. today was like a real family. mom did the dishes and laundry. she fed me lots of bottles and changed me. she had a bit of a nap in the afternoon and daddy took me. the two of us watched things on youtube and tv. i showed him my best moves on my wigglematt. lots of fun.
mom had been making me sleep upstairs at night. i'm not too happy with that. my bed rocks. mom says if i ever plan on being a sailor i should just shut up and get used to it. but it rocks man. mom says she will try to sort it out so it doesn't rock. if that doesn't work she is going to bring my basket upstairs. she says after 4months she is freaken tired of sleeping on the couch.
mom and dad had a really big important talk this evening. i didn't really follow it since i was drinking some warm milk and on my way to sleepyland. mom kept telling me to pipe down so she could get her points across. something about the next 3years and another baby, buying a house, blab blah blahb.
i was a little obnoxious this afternoon so mom worked some baby massage on me. it made me laugh. danna bunny is supposed to call tomorrow with dread pirate jakes. i'm going to work on my babbling so i can talk to them. i guess that's it.

i'm hanging out with my dad. hi danna bunny and g-dad. mom says you will call tomorrow. i'll updatery you then.

hey, what happened to saturday? it's sunday today isn't it? yeah it is. i'm hanging out with my dad. he came today.
oh now i remember what i did. it was pretty much the usual- drink milk, fill diapers, play with mom. for fresh air mom took me to the church fayre. it was only right across the street. i picked out two new stuffies- a crab and a meercat. on the way home we stopped to visit auntie pasty. she stuffed money in my hand- whooo hoo. i got to touch auntie's cat- norman. he gave me the death glare because he thought i was after his pillow. later i spent the night hanging out with my gram.
today i saw gram and grandad leave. they went to scotland for a week. been there, done that. mom keeps boring me with the story of how she lugged me around glasgow in her belly. mom and i hung out and played. i had a nap and when i woke up dad was here.

my mom took like a million pictures of me today. what the fuck? i was trying to sleep and the flash kept going off. i've been a pretty good boy today. i did wake up screaming from one nap but other than that mom says she can't complain. i'm having some gram time. she is headed off on a vacation in a few days and i won't see her for a week.
mom says next week will see some changes going on here. she says i need to learn to sleep upstairs, so that's where we'll be sleeping. she is dragging me off to baby massage on monday. she says she is going to rub me full of oil. what the heck? am i a chicken? add a little s/p and garlic powder and it sounds like lunch.

it's been a bad day. my mom says i have to go to bed early. humph. dad is coming on sunday.

been busy.

ok so like yesterday was super busy. my mom went back to bed and had a nap so she wouldn't be grouchy. around noon mom, gram and i piled into the car and we set out for a day of adventures. our first stop was this place claymills victoria pumping station. mom left me with gram and did a quick run around taking pictures with her cameras. it's just an old victrian sewage works of some sorts, i wasn't paying attention. mom likes industrial architectures so she was happy. next stop was the coors brewing visitor center. it used to be the bass ale brewery until coors took over. our only goal there was to see the horses. oh man did we see them. this huge blood thirst beast came charging at me and was going to devour me, i let out a mighty screach and scared him off. ok my mom says what really happened was this massive, good natured, friendly shire horse came over to see if we had any treats for him. he was going to give me kisses but i freaked out and started to cry. mom gave him some nose scratches and he went back to his hay bale. she has informed me that horses do not eat little boys. as an added bonus we saw some koi. there was a little fish pond near the horses with some ginormous kio floating around in there.
after the near death experience with the horses. we went to the library park and had a picnic. what is it with these people and picnics? we all filled our bellies full of yummy treats and then it was back into the car for a drive in the country. the sat-nav lady helped us find this big old church out in the middle of nowhere ville. the church of holy angels in hoar cross. it's made out of pink sandstone and was built by some dude called- G.F. Bodley. mom says it's- a late victorian gothic revival church and pretty damn spiffy. whatever. by the time mom was done taking pictures at the church i was pretty fed up. i mean really in and out of the car all day long, going here and there. i just wanted my comfy couch and some quiet time. so they took me home and i got to do things i like. i played on my wiggle matt, had a bath and a huge bottle before going to bed. what a day.

today there is talk of going to Ashby-de-la-Zouch castle. the weather is supposed to be really great and mom says we should get out and see things while we can. english winter is coming quick and with it the shit light which just makes for grey sad pictures.

i've had a long ass day and i'm going to bed early. i'll update you tomorrow on my adventures.

my mom told me to fuck off. what's that about. it's not like she has anything better to do than break up a blankie fight at 3am, 3.45am and 6am. blankie and i were wrestling and got tangled up together. i called mom in to separate us. blankie and i went back to sleep and that's all that really matters.

what can i say? i've been busy busy busy. today i went on a trip to see this place called melbourne hall. it's a nice big country house just outside of derby. today the gardens were open for people to stomp around. my mom and gram took me. i slept most of the time. walking around gardens is kinda boring if you ask me. there was a horse in a field and my mom tried to get me to talk to him but i was more interested in sleeping. mom took loads of pictures so i'm sure she will bore me to sleep with them some other time. had another picnic today. i saw boats and ducks. we ate lunch near this water pit- how you say? pond? lake? whatever. it had boats and ducks and i thought that was pretty damn cool. another big day tomorrow. going to burton. i guess the big people expect me to be good again. man i hate being good. i didn't cry at all during our trip today. i saved it all for when i got home and i screamed for a good two hours. having some quiet time on the couch with gram. i guess that's the news. hi danna bunny and g-dad hope you are having fun at block island.

ugh. my mom says that we are having a quiet day today. she has a couple movies to watch and i am supposed to be taking my medicine today. she just tried to shoot a dose into me. i spit it all back out. it's nasty. mom says it tastes like bubble gum. i think it tastes more like gross. she says next time gram gets to shoot it in my mouth. and i just got my head rubbed with cradle crap cream. i don't really like getting the cream rubbed on my head, but i must say it's really helped with the cradle crap. in a few more days my head will no longer look like a shedding snake. i looked in the mirror today, i can see little blond curls popping up. oh yeah, curly blond hair and big blue eyes, i'm going to be a lady killer. now if i can only get some eyebrows.

here's me napping last night. man i was out of it.

here's me in the car. started my day with a visit to the doctor's office. ok well my mom says we went to the doctor's office. i just remember getting in the car. mom says i slept right through my appointment. the doctor gave me some antibiotics for my booboo foot and that was that.
hung out at home for a bit and then it was off to tissington hall. it's like a big old house out in the country. today they were giving out free tours. i didn't get to go in the house. mom made me sit under a tree with my grandad. i puked on him. it was funny. mom and gram walked around the house. they said it was very nice. i watched the big people eat a lot of food during something called a picnic. my mom ran off for a few minutes with her camera and took pictures of this really old church from like norman times. i've met norman and he doesn't really seem that old, but then he is a cat and they get like 7 lives right? oh mom says- way different norman. we got home from the picnic and mom tried to give me these antibiotics. i spit it out. gross pink stuff. blah. then i screamed a little. i decided to stop and have a nice quiet snuggle on the couch with my gram. and that was my day.

i am very disgruntled right now.

the day started off well enough. i woke mom up for my bottle at 5am. i was still pretty tired too after i drank it i went back to sleep. got up again at 7.30 and hit mom with a poopie bomb. she said i didn't have to go back to sleep but i had to sit in shaky chair and be quiet. ok fine. she put mr and mrs smith in the dvd and we watched that. pretty good film. said hi to gram and grandad. we played bubbles in the kitchen- oooh bubbles. mom noticed that i had a booboo toe. i've got an ingrown toe and today it started to look infected. mom called and made a doctor's appointment for me, i go first thing tomorrow. after my noon bottle we all piled in the car and went to morely park. mom put in me in my pouch and i quickly fell asleep. i woke up and everyone was eating samiches. after the park we went food gathering. i came home and had a bottle and short nap. i woke up from my nap very grouchy. and that was my day. tomorrow after the doctor i'm supposed to go to this place called tissington.

busy day today. mom says you have to wait until tomorrow to hear about it. i've got to clean my room.

mom fed me a bottle at 9am and that was the last i saw of her until 7.30pm. she just disappeared. i spent the whole day with gram and grandad. i had loads of fun and i was a super good boy. mom went on a bus trip to visit this place called tatton hall. she said it was wicked cool. she might try to take me in the spring when i'm bigger.

i've been alright today. i did a few exciting things today too. i woke my mom up at 5am with a poopie attack. ha! it was stinky. after i got cleaned up we hung out and watched tv. we played and then i had a bottle. slept a bit got up and it was bottle time again. nice how that works. i was in a pretty good mood. mom said that if i continued with my good mood she would take me out for a walk in my pouch.
after my noon feed and change mom got me ready to go out. she made me wear a gay ass hat and little jacket. she loaded me into the pouch and out the door we went. first stop was the post box to send in my baby massage form. since we were walking right past auntie pasty's house mom decided to stop in and say hi to her. we sat for a minute and chatted. her cat norman gave me some death stares. like i want to sit on your pillow. after auntie pasty's mom carried me down to sainsbury's for some grocery shopping. i was bored out of my mind so i went to sleep. today was the first time i let mom put me in the pouch. usually i scream if she even mentions it. i have to say- it actually isn't that bad. it sure makes going out a million times easier.
i had another first today- i slept in my bed during day light time. usually i insist on taking all my naps on mom. lately i've been letting her put me on the couch. today she put me in my bed and i fell asleep without complaining. so i was a super good boy all the way until 5pm. then it all went to hell. i woke up from a nap screaming and i screamed and screamed for a good hour. i feel better now. i'm going to hang out with my gram for a bit.

i am being hateful today. must be the rain. grrrrrr


i was actually pretty good most of the day. i went out shopping with mom and gram. they bought me cool stuff. i now have rubber duckies for my bath. awesome!
i was a good boy during the shopping trip but as soon as i got home i made them pay. i screamed and screamed and screamed until i fell asleep. hours it went on. i had no real reason, i just wanted to scream.
sunday night my uncle tom and auntie amy came over for a visit. we had a good laugh and play. gram gave me a bath and i had some wiggle time in front of the fire. i wasn't too fussy and went to bed without a hassle. but for a while there i was pretty hateful.

england sucks