phew i've had a busy day. got up this morning and mom and dad were all- i love, oh i love you too. blah blah blah. there was kissing and hugging, you know, gross stuff i had to watch while my breakfast cooked.
dad went off to work and i hung out watching spongebob while mom got ready for the day. we got dressed and hit the grocery stores. mom said we needed stuff for our secret surprise cake we were going to make for dad. whatever lady. so we got the stuff mom needed and i talked her into visiting the charity shops. mom found a bunch of stuff for me. i got a new hat and mitten/globs( sometimes they are mittens, sometimes they are globs) for next winter. then mom found a build your own clock kit for little kids. and i got a star puzzle. you place the colored triangles a certain way and it makes a star.
after the shops we went home. mom hooked me up with some peanut butter and jelly. oh so delicious. mom opened up a card that jammma sent. it was a nice card, it had sparkles and hearts. i played with my toys while mom did stuff. mom tried to make me take a nap but i said- screw that. i got out of bed and goofed off in my room. mom came in to tell me off and i pleaded with her- give me another chance, give me another chance. mom was all- i smell poops.
i never did take my nap. mom changed me and i just went right back to goofing off. i played nicely in my room while mom made her secret cake. chocolate cake? no, harwick cake? no. candles? presents? no. special i love you cake for mom and dad. humph. chocolate cake? chocolate cake? just go to sleep please. no.
at 4 i left my room and went back to the livingroom to play more toys and watch afternoon shows. i don't really watch them, they just run in the background while i do stuff. mom worked on making some dinner.
i made more poops. i made lots of poops today. mom said i should stop after number 5 and save some for tomorrow. good plan mom, good plan.
dad came home and i tried to talk him into some chocolate cake and candle but he didn't go for it. i tried to get some special i love you cake off him but no luck there either. mom said i could have a little bit tomorrow. chocolate cake? no, carrot cake. mom made carrot cake today. you can't make carrots into cake, that's just not right. dad was all- carrot cake, my favorite. i love you. and mom was all i love you too. gag, just like this morning. i'm going to get blueberry and go to bed.