Saturday, October 31, 2009

today is halloween. if i know my mom she would be spouting off on how english people don't really get halloween and if we were in america the day would be 50million times more fun. and someday if i'm lucky i'll get to experience a few american style halloweens and then i will know how truly cool the day is. not only is halloween all about dressing up and doing scary stuff for door to door candy gathering, it's the first feast day of holiday season: halloween, thanksgiving, christmas, new years, superbowl sunday.
i'm sure mommom will put together a thoroughly enjoyable halloween for me. i'm too little for super scary stuff and mom doesn't let me having candy anyway. only if i peepee in the potty.
i'm supposed to gather up all my things and get packed up. tomorrow is hometime. i'm kinda sad i have to leave already. happy/sad day for me.

Thursday, October 29, 2009


i scored a bunch of balloons from one of grdad's friends. we went visiting and i charmed the balloons off an old lady. i'm going to use them in a project. if i can tie enough of them to my teepee, i might be able to float.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

today i pooped. i made lots of poops. my tummy feels better now. note to self- make poops every day. i mean really, what are you saving them for?

Tuesday, October 27, 2009



mom and dad left today. grdad and i drove them to the trainstation. i got kisses and mom told me to be a good boy, and that was it. i gave a half hearted wave just to make mom happy. i get to stay and visit some more with mommom and grdad, awesome.
just me and grdad now, mommom had to go to work for a little while. we're supposed to go see her for arts and craft time at the lieberry. i can't wait. i love arts and craft time.

Monday, October 26, 2009



today was wash the cars day. uncle tom came over with his car. dad and grdad got their cars out. even my red car got in line. the whittamore boys spent the day getting wet and soapy. we washed cars. i got to help. auntie amy watched us and just laughed. it was so much fun. i screamed at mom when she came out and told me to get inside because i was so cold and wet. stupid mom always ruining my fun.

Sunday, October 25, 2009


where's mom? i haven't seen her today, dad says she's in bed sick. that's ok, i've got mommom to hang out with. we're having loads of fun. this morning mommom and i went out for a walk around the neighborhood and to get things at the store. i'm helping her do the chores. later i'm going to play in my sandbox and drive my car around the garden.

Saturday, October 24, 2009


i got woken up at what the hell time do you call this? 4am? since when is there a 4am? who gets out of their nice warm bed at 4am? that's just wrong. now i kind of understand why mom and dad get so grumpy when i wake them up in the middle of the night, it's not very nice. mom put some fresh diapers on me and we all marched down to the car. i like riding in the car but can't this wait until a decent hour? luckily mom brought blankie along and we just went back to sleep. me, blankie and mom snoring away while dad drove us.
i woke up and we were still in the car. mom said- we're going to visit mommom and grdad. since it's a long ride we stopped for a pee break. i started shouting and waving my arms- grdad's house! grdad's house! you said we were going to grdad's house, why are we stopping here?
after more riding in the car we finally got there. i looked out the window- yeah we're going the right way. i know this place. dad parked the car and mommom came out to give me lots of kisses. oh mommom.
so here i am at mommom and grdad's house. auntie amy and uncle tom are coming over to see me in a bit and grdad should be home from work soon.

Friday, October 23, 2009


another friday with nothing to do. mom and i just wandered around town aimlessly looking at stuff. we went in a couple charity shops. mom found things to buy. while she was trying to sort out her purchases i ran out the door of the shop. i took off running down the side walk, laughing. haha mom you can't catch me. but mom did catch me and man did i get a telling off. mom grabbed my collar and i'm pretty sure my feet didn't touch the ground all the way home. i got marched back to the house double time.

Thursday, October 22, 2009


it's raining out but i can see blue sky and sunshine. i'm in a bad mood. mom says i'm better off just going back to bed. i've got my blankies and friends. we're going to snuggle down and pull the covers back over our heads. screw you world.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009


today has been pretty alright. got up and had my usual breakfast. i was so into watching my morning shows i didn't even notice when dad left for work. i looked around and asked- where's dad? mom said- he went to work. oh ok. more spongebob and king julian please.
mom and i got dressed and went outside. i didn't really want to climb the little hill to get to the phoenix so i cried at mom a bit. i sat and watched the work guys work. i didn't really like the sound of their power drill so i tried to hide behind mom's legs.
we went to art class. i goofed off before class with a couple of the girls. we ran around shouting and laughing. it was fun. i was a good boy for class. i sat and painted and then i got to use scissors. i like painting and i like scissors.
after class mom and i got a few things at the grocery store and went home. mom said i could have a samich at lunch time. she went off to do some things in the kitchen and i sat down to watch cars. i guess i fell asleep. when i opened my eyes cars was over and mom was all- it's 1.30, you want a samich now?
so i sat with mom and ate my peanut butter and jelly. afterward mom said we could go for a walk around town. cool. so mom and i got our shoes on and walked around town. we went into my favorite shops but didn't find anything to buy. it was a nice walk.
mom and i spent the afternoon playing. i ate a huge dinner and now i'm just waiting for dad to get home.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009


today i was pretty bad. dad went off to work and i was sad. so i cried and cried. i told mom that i wanted to go outside and she said- sorry but it's pissing down rain and the wind is howling. we can't go outside until the storm calms down a little. GO OUTSIDE! not right now. i found this answer to be rather unacceptable and decided to over turn all of my toy boxes. GO OUTSIDE! later. so i shouted at mom and pulled all the pillows off the couch. mom was all- whatever.
i pulled all the stuff out of mom's baking cupboard. i found a big spatula in there, big spatula is great for whacking stuff. i saw that one of the banana breads mom baked yesterday was in easy reach so i attacked it with the spatula. i hacked a big chunk off the end. mom said if i didn't knock it off the next thing to get whacked would be my butt.
mom said that i should just go take a nap. i asked her for juicy. so mom filled up my juicy. while she was busy doing stuff i went over to her bed and pulled back the blankets. i then spit juicy all over her bed. i took a bunch of sips from my cup and then instead of swallowing i just spit it out. it's one of my new favorite tricks. when mom found me i got one heck of a telling off. whatever lady you're the one who has to sleep in a wet bed. ha.
mom made me some crap in a bowl for lunch. i took one bite and puked it back out with interest. mom says she was pretty sure part of my breakfast came out too.
after lunch mom made me take a nap. i put up a big fight. when she was looking for pete in the livingroom i got out of bed and cleared all my books off the shelves. take that.
i eventually went to sleep and mom got me up. she said that the rain had stopped and we could go outside puddle stomping. awesome. i love puddle stomping. so i got my outside clothes on and my puddle stomping boots. mom and i walked around town jumping in puddles. i guess i shouldn't have been so mean to mom.

Monday, October 19, 2009


i did not want to go to music class today. i got to the corner where we turn to go to the phoenix and i just wanted to go straight. i screamed at mom to take me to tesco instead. mom dragged me up to the phoenix and we sat on the stairs for a bit watching the work guys. i cried some more and asked mom to just take me home. she said- no we're going to music class today. mom tried to get me to walk up the stairs and i just sat and cried instead. so mom had to carry me into the building and then up the stairs to the class room. when i saw the sign for jojingles i cried even harder.
mom and i got in the room and i just cried and cried and cried some more. class started and i stopped crying but i wouldn't let go of mom, i just hung around her neck. then the box came out. i like the box. what's in the box? i let go of mom and turned around to look- things that shake are in the box today. i went up and got a shaker and started to feel better about life. in the second box we had tictocs. oh baby, i loooove tictocs. after all the songs we had bubbles, bubbles always put me in a better mood. i guess music class isn't so bad. it's just mondays that suck.

Sunday, October 18, 2009


FISHES! mom and dad decided that for family fun day we should go to the aquarium. first we had to do the usual sunday morning chores. all my toys got picked up and mr hoover came to suck up the crumbs on the floor. everyone ate lunch and we got ready to go out.
dad drove us in the car. it was kind of a long boring ride so i had a little sleep. when i woke up we were there. fishes to my right, fishes to my left. big fishes, small fishes even fishes over my head. there were loads of fishes and other things that live in the sea. i had so much fun. there was a big tank and divers were in there giving the fishes a snack. that was cool. there was another big tank with a crashed airplane in it and two big sharks swam around- inches from my face.
after visiting with the fishes dad said that he was hungry and mom said- i saw a nando's when we drove in. and dad was all- nando's? nando's? nom nom nom. so we had a short walk over to nando's and sat down to eat. the waitress sat us in the people with kids section. i got some colored pencils and a little activity sheet. i sat nicely and colored the other kids in the area did not. there was lots of running around and screaming some people just don't know how to act in a restaurant. mom let me have a couple chips i insisted that she put them in the dip on her plate before i would eat them. oh baby, kind of spicy but very good. garlic peri peri sauce, i'd eat that again.
after late lunch/early dinner it was time to go home. i fell asleep again in the car. what else are you going to do on a long boring ride? mom says i have to eat dinner soon and then it's splash in the bath time so i better be off.

Saturday, October 17, 2009


today i tried to break a natural law of physics and was beat down. well more like tossed in the air like a rag doll and smacked around a bit. physics made me its bitch. mom says my eyeballs are still in my head as are my teeth. nothing looks broken let alone bruised. there was no blood. i think i will give the roundyround a wide distance next time i am at the park. my big mistake today was i did not sit in the direction of the spin. i also tried to stand just as mom gave the roundy a big spin. i went flying, smacked my head on the bar in front of me and then cartwheeled through the air, landing in a heap on the grass. i cried. mom scoped me up and checked me over. it was pretty scary but kind of cool too. i actually flew.

Friday, October 16, 2009


today has been ok. i've only had one major melt down this morning and that's because i can't find amy's car. i haven't seen it in like a week and today i really want to play with it. i screamed at mom for like 20min because i didn't think she was doing enough to help me find it. after much searching mom did manage to find it- underneath buggy in his carry net. doh. i must have put it there and forgot.
mom and i went around town today. we went to visit the crazy fruit stand ladies and bought a load of bananas, a huge amount. there is like a month's worth of bananas in the kitchen right now. i really wanted to go to the charity shops but mom said no. i asked again and mom said- still no. so i just shuffled along quietly beside mom on our walk home. when we got home mom said that i was a good boy for not screaming the whole way home like i've done before when she's said- no charity shops. if i continue to be good she will change her mind on the no shops until after christmas ruling.
mom and i got home and were sitting around talking about lunch when the front door opened. daddy! daddy is home. oh what a surprise. he's had an early day. mom says that even though he's home he still has to work so i have to pretend like he's not home. forget that. i'm going to sit next to dad and help him work his little computer.

Thursday, October 15, 2009


i've been giving mom a hard time most of the day. it's too nasty and miserable to go play at the park so we've been inside all morning. i've tossed all my toys around the room and then cry at mom for no reason. it passes the time.
mom and i went to monkey class after lunch. it was fun. i like going to classes. i sat with mom and played my instruments. i popped a load of bubbles. i was a good boy.
mom and i got home from class and mom said it was nap time. stupid nap time. i decided that i was going to boycott nap time today. no naps for me!

Wednesday, October 14, 2009


this morning i found a ladybug. i picked up and showed it to mom- bee, bee. mom said- no bug, ladybug. i ran around the house with my bug shouting bee! bee! and then i dropped it. i called out, 'bee, where are you?' bee did not answer nor did he turn himself in. i went to mom to complain. no make that more like scream hysterically at her. mom was not impressed.
mom and i went off to art class. i like art class. today we got to paint, my favorite. i also got to use scissors. fun stuff. i was a very good boy and paid attention. i also didn't eat any paint. the same could not be said for beanie paint eater, he turned himself pink today.
i got told off after lunch time for sipping my juice and then spitting it on the floor. it's my new favorite thing to do. mom took juice away and said- it's nap time. oh man stupid nap. mom put me in bed and then left the room. as soon as she walked through the door i jumped out of bed and dumped 2 dresser drawers full of clothes on the floor. i dug out a new pack of underwear and opened it up. i managed to get 5 pairs of underwear on before mom came back. she just looked at me and shook her head.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009


today has not been a good day. this morning mom and i went out for our morning walk. it's tuesday. we don't have a class to go to so we usually hit the shops and see if there is anything cheap at the fruit/veg stand. it's a nice walk and we get to see lots of trucks and people doing their morning things. we checked the veg stand- nothing in the 50p rack so we went to the charity shops. i am really into charity shops at the moment. mom and i went into them all and i checked out the toys. nothing really said- buy me so we didn't get anything. that's fine. i have no problem leaving the store without a toy. mom and i went down to tesco for some bread and milk. when we left the store mom turned the corner to go home. i said-no. shops, shops. mom said that we were done with the shops for the day. shops, shops. no we're going home now, it's time to make lunch. since mom wouldn't let me do what i wanted, i screamed. i was still screaming by the train station so mom said- keep it up and there will be no shops for you until after christmas. when we got to the clocktower i was still screaming and mom said- no shops again until after christmas.
we got home and i stopped screaming. mom made me some lunch. i had peanut butter and jelly today, always good. mom and i watched cars. when cars was over mom said- time for a nap. i got all settled down in bed and mom left the room. as soon as she was gone i got out of bed and started messing around. i opened and closed the drawers for my dresser. i pulled all the books off my bookshelves. i threw my toys all over the room. mom came in and told me off several times and put me back in bed but i just got right back out and messed around some more. i never did take a nap today.
mom and i went out to the store for an emergency chocolate run. i haven't seen mom eat chocolate in like a month. we also emptied the bins. i jumped around in some garbage water, mom wasn't impressed.
mom and i just had a huge fight about dinner and treats. i ate most of my dinner, all by myself. mom said i was doing a great job, i hardly spilled any chicken casserole. there were still a couple of spoons when i decided to mess around and goof off. mom said if i ate one more spoon then i could be done, she put just a little bit on the spoon for me. instead of eating it i slapped it and sent the chicken casserole flying. mom excused me from the table and said- no treats. treats treats treats. i screamed at mom for a good 15min to give me treats but she ignored me. i'm going to get my blankie and go sulk.

Monday, October 12, 2009

it was my uncle ricky's birthday yesterday. happy birthday uncle ricky, save me some cake! my mom never lets me have any cake.

Sunday, October 11, 2009


turtle locked peppa and pete in the cupboard. they jumped out and surprised mom when she went in there to get a bag. it was very silly. another lazy sunday around here. i ate a huge bowl of banannana and mush. dad went off to wherever he goes on sunday mornings. sponge bob is on. mr hoover is supposed to come visit so i'm not supposed to make a big mess with my toys. not sure what we're going to do later today. mom says we'll do something fun. hopefully it will not end with a butterfly giving me a bloody nose.
BREAKING NEWS FLASH!
i made peepees in the potty, fist time. i had my usual sunday night splash in the bath with dad. i ran around the house wrapped up in my lion towel. i was talking about stuff and mentioned peepee. dad said if i needed to go peepee i should use the potty so he dug the plastic potty out for me. mom came along and asked me if i wanted my diaper on- no! peepee in the potty. mom said if i put peepees in the potty i would get a special treat. special treat special treat special treat! so i sat on the potty for awhile. i walked around. i tried out some different positions. standing on my head looking at peepee hose was not recommended. i liked the standing and pointing position best. finally when no one was looking i sat and peepee came out. i jumped up and said- peepee. dad checked and confirmed things. mom got my special treat- peanut butter cup. mom only let me have a bite but man was that thing good. mom took the potty away to clean it and i made more peepee, this time on the floor. mom said- no treats for that but good try anyway. i put peepee in the potty and got a special treat. i am a big boy.

Saturday, October 10, 2009


saturday, you know the drill. wake up, eat food, get dressed, go to grocery store. we didn't get much. usually there are at least 4 big bags to carry home, today only 2 little ones. mom says we have to eat what we already have before we can buy more. we've got enough to last us until we go visit mommom and grandad. when we eat all the food here then we can go to their house and eat all their food too, like locusts.
it only took dad a few minutes to put everything away and then he was ready to go. i was very upset at that idea. i wanted dad to stay and play with me. there were tears. i got blankie and crawled up on mom to have a good cry. i cried and cried. mom said if i planned on crying all day i better just take blankie and get back in bed, so i did. i turned on my musical mindcontrol nightlight and closed my eyes.
mom woke me up in her usual manner- stripping my blankies away and tickling my feet telling me- get up, get up, it's time to get up. go away mom. who wants peanut butter and jelly? peabutter and jwelly? that changes things.
got up and ate my samich, i am digging peanut butter and jelly. mom said even though we already went to the grocery store, we still needed bread. so mom and i got dressed to go outside and off we went to buy bread. town was really busy. mom said- as long as we're out we might as well go to the charity shops, you never know. no complaints from me, i've figured out if mom sees something cool, she will buy it and that means- a new toy for me, just for walking around and following mom. on the way we stopped at a new store, mom said it would be cool. um, no i didn't like that place one bit. it was full of screaming kids all running around. i hid behind mom while she tried to get me interested in some toy she was waving around. mom called it the disney store, i will call it- hell.
mom and i got to the charity shops. we went in each one on the row. nothing, nothing, nothing, and nothing. oh well, home time i guess. mom said, well there is one more to look at, we usually don't go in because it's small and not very good. mom and i went in, way in the back half covered by some dusty drapes there were two scooters. not 1 but 2! oh my god, oh my god, scooters! i spent a good 10min testing them both out. mom said i should get the smaller 3wheeled one but i really wanted the big 2wheeled one. ok fine, but it's going in the closet until your birthday. mom paid the lady and i got my first scooter. i rode it all the way home while mom pushed. i made motorbike sounds and shouted- my bike at random people. other kids walked passed and stared, yeah you're jealous. i got a cool scooter and you don't baby buggy rider.

Friday, October 9, 2009


mom and i walked around the shops again today. it's something to do i guess. we bought some stuff at the grocery store and then just roamed around. la de da.

Thursday, October 8, 2009


mom and i went for a walk this morning. it was a nice enough day but since it pissed it down all day yesterday mom thought it would be too wet for the park. so we spent the morning having a long boring walk around town. we went in all the usual shops and the only thing mom found to buy was some milk. freaken 2hrs of walking and all we get is milk? man.
mom and i got home and i ate my lunch. i tried to eat some of mom's lunch too. pizza? is that pizza? i like pizza. some some some some some? after lunch i was feeling a little tired but mom said- ok time for monkey class. oh man, i keep forgetting about monkey class. having afternoon classes is weird.
got to class and only 3 other kids were there. we sang our hello song and the doors opened up- you're late. like 15 other kids came rolling in, slackers. i sat with mom and was a good boy. i banged the drum, shook the maraca and jangled my bells. some kids were not so good and ran around instead of sitting. class was good fun and i got to pop a load of bubbles. on the way out mom and i shared the elevator with one of the running kids and his mom. his mom talked to me and said- hardwick you were such a good boy and sat so nicely all through class, how did you manage that? my mom leaned over and whispered- cheerios, and the other mom laughed.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009


it's a cold and wet day out. mom says- welcome to winter. we'll be lucky to see the sun again before april. that's the way it goes. had a busy morning. mom did like a million chores and i helped. we even managed to find time to get dressed and go to art class. art class was only just ok today. we got to play with a parashoot during song time, that was great fun. for art time we mixed water and corn starch together with the idea of using it like paint on the paper. i wasn't so into that. first i dumped a water dish on my paper, then i tried to dump the starch on the floor. mom finally got the water and starched mixed in a different bowl, it was gross. i poked it and did not like it one bit. it stuck to my fingers and made me messy. so i just left mom to the painting with starch while i carried on trying to dump containers of stuff. for the second part of art time we got sticky puffs and beads to play with. i found some scissors and just cut up a load of sticky puffs. that i liked. i like playing with scissors.
after art class mom and i ventured out for a walk around the shops. i pointed to toys and mom said- no toys, we need a new pot. we went into a load of shops and mom didn't find any pots but i did get a new toy. i found a cool digger truck and mom said i could get it. eventually it started to rain and mom said we could go home.
got home and there was a package, postman! the postman left us a surprise from dana bunny. so mom opened it up and pulled out a bunch of boring stuff: paper, paper, shirt, blah. and then she reached in and pulled out pete. oh my god, it's pete! i grabbed him away and gave him a big kiss. pete's come all the way from america to stay with me. so now i have pete, pete and pete.
mom made me lunch. i got peanut butter and jelly today. i was so hungry i ate the whole thing before mom could get back from the kitchen with my milk.
since it's pissing down rain mom and i are just going to snuggle under our blankies and spend the afternoon watching movies.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009


tuesday. mom and i don't have any place we need to be on tuesdays. dad is home sick again. mom says we have to go out for a long walk so dad can have a little peace and quiet. so we got dressed and hit the town. me and mom walking around. we went to our usual charity shops looking for fun things. i saw loads of cool stuff i wanted but mom said- if it doesn't cost 50p you can't have it because that's all i have in my pocket right now. i couldn't find anything i wanted that fit mom's monetary budget so we went to visit the crazy veg stand ladies, who seem to have turned into two homeless looking guys. mom says maybe the nasty hags have gone on holiday. mom magically found a pound coin in her pocket. she said we've got one pound, do we buy leeks for soup or strawberries for treats? STRAWBERRIES! the veg stand man laughed at me, he thought it was pretty funny i was so excited about strawberries.
mom and i finished our wandering and went home. dad was still in bed working on his work. the postman came and left me an envelope. postman! mom helped me open the envelope and inside was a card from mommom and grdad. it was all about frog and the letter f. flower, fish, frog. frog on lilipad. it was a good card.

Monday, October 5, 2009


this morning i got up and mom was in my bed, what the heck? she said i wasn't to go bother dad since he wasn't feeling so well. so i climbed over mom, grabbed my blankie and went to see if dad was awake yet. he wasn't so i woke him up. everyone got up and we had breakfast.
dad didn't go to work this morning, he said he was having the day in bed to be sick. mom and i got ready to go out. it rained all morning so i got to wear my puddle jumping boots and rain coat. mom and i went off to music class and i stomped in every puddle on the way there. oh it was so much fun. mom said there really wasn't much point in me wearing a rain coat since i was soaking wet anyway.
music class was good. teacher lisa handed out teddy bears and today we sang songs all about teddy bears. who knew there were so many different teddy bear songs. we also played the maracas and tambourines. it was fun. the teddy bears ended up having a picnic. i managed to grab a piece of plastic watermelon and a strawberry for my teddy. while everyone else sang songs i fed my teddy treats.
after class mom and i went to buy some bread and i got to stomp in all the puddles on the way home. when we got back mom stripped all my wet clothes off and i jumped in bed with dad to help him work.
i ate some lunch and played around. i stole a bunch of pens off mom's desk and did some coloring. i colored everything i could get my hands on- mom's note pad, old shopping lists, a big envelop. i made pictures of butterflies and airplanes. those are my favorite things to draw right now.
mom made me take a nap. i complained about that but she said both she and dad were taking naps too. so i got under my blankie and went to sleep. mom woke me up and it was back to playing with dad until mom made me get dressed again to go for our afternoon walk. she said dad needed some quiet while he did some work. mom and i went out and all the puddles were gone. i was so disappointed. i only found 3 decent sized ones to stomp.

Sunday, October 4, 2009


sunday! mom says that dad is not feeling too well so we won't be going on a big adventure today. for fun mom dragged me around the stores. blah. i had to listen to her go- oh cheap meat! mom sure does get excited about cheap meat. i found 5p on the ground. money money money. i held on tight to it while we walked around.
mom and i got home and dad was back from where ever he goes on sunday mornings. i watched some shows while mom made my lunch. i ate lunch, dad ate lunch and mom ate lunch. i played with my toys.
dad asked me and mom if we wanted to go to the fish store with him. fish store? ride in the car? hell yes. so we all got ready and went out to the fish store. it was pretty neat. mom and i walked around looking in all the tanks while dad talked to the fish man. i pointed to the fish and talked to them. when it was time to go i said good bye fishes. we left the store and went for a short walk down the street, there was a big park there. i ran across the park to the playground. it was full of older kids. they were all running around and shouting, so i ran around and shouted too. there was a treehouse/fort thing with a slide. i kept running up the ramp, crossing the bridge and going down the slide. when the other kids got to close i shrieked and laughed and then ran in circles. i wanted to play with them but couldn't get my point across so they would understand. i had fun. mom said it was time to do something else so i went and got on a springy butterfly ride. mom was pushing it while talking to dad, something got out of whack and next thing i know, i ended up with a ponk on the nose. i cried for a second because damn, that shit hurt. mom gave me some cuddles but i really just wanted to go play with the other kids. dad had to go and point out that my nose was bleeding. so mom sat me down and pinched my nose with a tissue. i tried to shoo her off but she said- sit still you have a booboo nose. booboo? booboo? yes, you're nose is bleeding and then she showed me the tissue, gross. so i sat still while mom wiped the blood off my face. i got a bloody nose from a butterfly. when all the medical drama was done mom and dad said i could have a go on the swings. wheeee swings. since it was getting close to nap time mom said it was time to go home, so i ran back across the park to car.
i had my nap and when i was sufficiently awake mom said i could go with her to find sour cream. so mom and i went out to the co-op and bought what we needed plus a few other things, mom found more cheap meat.

Saturday, October 3, 2009


hello saturday. usual stuff going on. everyone got up. we all ate some breakfast. we all got clothes on and went for a drive in the car to the grocery store. wheeeee. grocery shopping on a saturday morning. i sat in the cart while dad pushed and mom roamed around finding stuff to buy. sounds boring but it is actually fun. dad and i get time to chat. he gives me things to hold and then i drop them in the cart. i get to voice an opinion on things to buy sometime too. should be buy grapes? GRAPES! should we buy floor polish? NO! what should we do now? HOME TIME!
(mom and i went out to the charity shops in the afternoon. i got drums!)

Friday, October 2, 2009


another day where mom and i have nothing to do but wander around the shops. we walked around and looked at stuff, nothing too existing.

Thursday, October 1, 2009


i got up really early this morning. first i jumped in bed with mom, she put on some cartoons for me to watch but i really wanted to hang out with dad, so i wandered off to find him. i crawled in bed with dad and went back to sleep after some thrashing around and kicking blankets. got up to start my day around 7.30.
ate my usual breakfast, tried to help dad eat some of his breakfast too. dad went to work and i was sad. mom and i got dressed and hit the park. whoo-hoo. i went on the swings and the roundyround. i had the whole place to myself. i pushed buggy all around. we went over and jumped on the tranapoline. even buggy had a go. i chased some crows. it was a good morning. when i was done having fun mom strapped me into buggy and we went to town. mom had a list of things to buy, so we did that. i complained and got whiny.
mom and i got home and i was being really bitchy. mom said i should just go back to bed since being sleepy was my main problem. if i wanted to complain i should just crawl back into bed and talk to blankie, blankie cares about my petty complaints. really? mom, ok fine. so i got blankie off the couch and crawled into bed. mom woke me up a little while later and told me it was time for monkey class. whoo-hoo. i'm in a better mood and i get to go have fun. alright. so i sat in buggy and ate my lunch while mom pushed us to class. i had something called a peanut butter and bannannana samich. oh yes, it was tasty.
class was great. i was a good boy. we played drums and bells again this week. i popped a load of bubbles too. now i'm home and i'm going to play with my toys and watch thomas.