today i tried to break a natural law of physics and was beat down. well more like tossed in the air like a rag doll and smacked around a bit. physics made me its bitch. mom says my eyeballs are still in my head as are my teeth. nothing looks broken let alone bruised. there was no blood. i think i will give the roundyround a wide distance next time i am at the park. my big mistake today was i did not sit in the direction of the spin. i also tried to stand just as mom gave the roundy a big spin. i went flying, smacked my head on the bar in front of me and then cartwheeled through the air, landing in a heap on the grass. i cried. mom scoped me up and checked me over. it was pretty scary but kind of cool too. i actually flew.