i have decided i no longer like food. i'm not eating any more green mush crap. i don't care if it's good for me. i don't care if it will make me grow big and strong. i don't even care if it will put hair on my chest. i'm not eating yummy soup. i'm not eating freaken spinache fritters. the only thing i will eat is my fruity pots. oh fruity pots, i still love you. and rice cakes. if it comes out of a plastic pot or looks like a drinks coaster, i will eat it. actually i would probably eat a drinks coaster too if mom would let me.
having a great time with grams. we've been doing stuff. i'm not telling you what other than to say- it's been super fun.
mom went out today and bought me a load of cool stuff. i got new clothes and a ton of new books. she said she found a naughty book and it's going away until i am bigger. i heard her telling gram about it. mom says when i'm older and do naughty things i will have to copy pages out of the book. oh man. come on now. who the hell punishes their kid by making them copy out pages from a latin-english dictionary? can't i just take the spanking?