since i have been generally disagreeable all the way from last night, mom said forget going to baby massage. i had a bottle at midnight. i was up for no reason at 2.45. then i got mom up again at 4am and didn't get back to sleep until 5.30am. she was not pleased. i was up again at like 8 or so. i played a bit and had a bottle at 9. since i was up so much at night i was pretty sleepy. i got blankie and curled up in bed and slept until 11. being that massage class started at 10.30, i figured we weren't going. spent most of the day in a pissy mood. lots of crying for no reason and mubbling. a little bit of screaming. my gram should be home soon, i'll know she'll be happy to see me even if everyone else around here thinks i am a huge pain in the butt.

mom said a few interesting words this morning. i'm not allowed to repeat them. first off i don't know what half of them are and second- this is a family blog.
she says forget military school, she is going to pack me off to the zen monastery so i can learn the value and quality of pure silence. if that doesn't work she is just going to lace my milk with knock out drops.