Friday, December 18, 2009



playgroup christmas party! whooo-hooo. it was pretty good. there weren't as many toys out or fun things to do. little girls kept coming over and snatching toys from me. mom just told me to share and go play with something else. it's not really fair that other kids can snatch toys i am using and i can't go and snatch toys from someone else. i tried it and mom came down on me like a ton of bricks. i didn't see anyone get told off when they took my toys. share share share. meh. mom told me that life isn't fair and just because other kids act bad doesn't mean i can too.
since it was a christmas party everyone brought food in and there was more to eat besides fresh fruit. there was all kinds of stuff i had never seen before. i managed to stuff a bright orange weirdly flavored puffed thing in my mouth before mom could stop me. who knows what it was, i didn't really like it. when mom told me not to eat any more i didn't complain or try to steal any off other kids. mom fixed me up a plate with some grapes and cheese. very tasty. i tried the ricotta tart that mom brought- looks like pizza but doesn't taste like pizza, the crust is weird. i also got an oat crunchie, mom made those too. i liked the oat crunchie. the rest of the food choices were just plain crap. mom was all- who eats this stuff, let alone brings it in for a bunch of kids to eat.
after snack time a special guest came in- SANTA! we all sat around and santa called our names. i went up and santa gave me a wrapped up box. looked just like the one i saw mom wrapping before we left home. i opened it up and it was the really cool looking car and puzzle track that's been siting on our flour container in the kitchen for a few days. this santa thing could be a huge scam but i won't ask any questions because i get cool things regardless.
mom and i left after santa. we had to go to the grocery store and do the chores.
the rest of my day has been rather uneventful. just hanging out with mom watching cars and playing with my toys. i've asked to use the potty a few times. mom's got me on this new reward system. i don't get any chocolate for using the potty, i get a star on a chart. once i rack up enough stars mom says she will take me to the store to buy a new car.