there was an accident at naptime. jammma forgot to give me a diaper and then there was peeing. blueberry got a little wet. he is not happy with me. blueberry has to go for a spin in the washer now, he hates having a bath.
other than peeing in my sleep, today was pretty good. it's been kind of rainy so jammma took me to the small playgroup at the church across from the park. PLAYGROUP! i had fun.

my jammma is here. i got to stay up late last night and go with dad to the trainstation to pick her up. what a surprise. mom said a secret guest was coming but i had no clue who. today jammma took me to art class. i haven't been there in ages. oh it was good fun. i made a big red painting. i got red everywhere. painting was good but i was mostly interested in the spot lights. artclass is held in the ballet studio and there are loads of spot lights to look at. jammma and i did a lot of talking about lights.
after class jammma and i hit the lieberry. she helped me pick out a few stories. did the usual lieberry things.
got home and told mom what i've been up to. ate some tasty lunch. jammma hooked me up, i got TWO peanut butter and jelly samiches. oh yeah.
i wasn't too interested in naptime so i just sat in bed and talked to myself while jammma read her story. we're getting ready to hit the park for some running around. i'm off.

tuesday. not a whole heck of a lot to report. mom wanted to go out and do the shopping. i wanted to stay home and watch my shows. we compromised and just went out shopping later than we normally do. hit the vegstand and scored some cheap fruit. one place had mangos on offer and mom was all- our surprise guest likes mangos, we will buy some. surprise guest? who's that? mom wouldn't tell me. got some strawberries at the other vegstand. i like strawberries. hit a couple charity shops but didn't find anything to buy.
mom made me some lunch and it was good- peanut butter and jelly samiches, you can't beat that. spent a lot of time playing with goldfish today. i dug him out of one of the toyboxes this morning and we've been best friends. i am all about goldfish. i insisted that goldie go with us to town this morning too. he rode around in my pocket. i kept checking on him and goldie was making funny faces at me so i cracked up laughing.

embarrassing bathroom session. i was having a pee in the big potty and mom came barging in right while i was saying- elves to the rescue! she laughed at me and then walked back out. i've been watching a lot of ben and holly. it's my favorite show right now.
just been hanging out playing. today i am in love with kiwi bird. we've been doing everything together. i took the couch apart so kiwi bird and i could make nests. then the toucans and penguin joined us. there were bird nests all over the place. toucans, penguins and kiwi bird do not get along so there was some squawking and fighting. eventually everyone calmed down and we had a great time.
for fun today mom and i went to the lieberry. i love the lieberry. i got to ride the horse and work the computer. mom found a cool book about fire engines in the retired stock shelf and bought it for me. i helped mom pick out a book from the big people stacks and then we left.
i made a song up for kiwi bird

dad went off to the gym this morning. mom made me tidy up all the toys. i told her no- that's your job and mom was all- if you don't help i start dumping toys in the trash. she kind of had me over a barrel there so i helped a little. i put my blocks away. when the toys were all tidied mom got mr hoover out. she said she would do the cleaning chores this week to surprise dad. i showed mom how mr hoover works and then let her take over. mr hoover sucked up all the crumbs. when he was done mom moved on to cleaning the potty. by the time dad got home the house was clean enough and all the big chores were done. mom and i even managed to walk around town for a bit.
dad ate some lunch and so did i. after lunch we all jumped in the car for our usual sunday afternoon adventure. dad drove and i fell asleep. when i woke up the car was parked on this cliff overlooking the ocean. i woke up and i was not in a good mood, there was grumpity. mom sat with me on a little hill and dad had to go back to the car to get blueberry. i told mom over and over i just want to go back to the car and i cried real tears so she would know i was serious. then i heard an ice cream truck. the tinkle tinkle bells got my attention real quick. mom said- how about we find where that ice cream man is and get a nice big treat?
so we set off from the carpark to find the ice cream man van. we walked down this huge hill but didn't see him. the street ended and there was just rocks and ocean. where's the ice cream? dad pointed the way to a little hut. he and i sat on some chair while mom went off to buy the ice cream. i want brown! chocolate please. mom came back with a huge lump of chocolate ice cream stuck on a cone. she and i ate it up. it was really tasty. chocolate ice cream perked me right up.

after treats i walked around this town with mom and dad. the place is called beer, it's kind of a small place and there wasn't much to see. they had a little playground. i went on the slide a few times. the coolest thing about beer was- the river running right down the street. i followed the river all over town. it was so cool.
the drive home was a little scary. we took a different way home and ended up on these single lane country roads for awhile. that was not cool.
got home just in time for dinner. i ate up all my food. since it's sunday, that means bath day. i only screamed a little today when mom washed my hair. i'm fed and clean. now i'm just going to relax on the couch with dad for a bit before bed.

it's saturday. got up and helped mom and dad eat a huge pile of banana pantakes. mmmmm delicious. after breakfast time we all got dressed and went for a drive in the car. we did the usual saturday morning grocery shopping.
i helped dad walk around with the cart while mom gathered things. nothing very exciting to report. it's grocery shopping man. got home and i just felt like lazing around the house. mom put on spongebob and we just spent the day hanging out.

early day for me. dad and i got up at 6am. it's time to go go go. dad ate his breakfast and went off to work. i got to stay home and do stuff with mom. what are we going to do today mom? what are we going to do? mom was all- stuff. we're going to do stuff.
i hung out watching my favorite shows playing with quackers while mom worked on the computer. it was an alright way to spend the morning. finally mom finished what she was doing and got the laundry going. i like to watch the clothes spin around. mom said- there's no time for laundry time theater, we're late!
mom and i got dressed and headed out the door. where are we going mom? we're going to playgroup. PLAYGROUP! awesome.
got to playgroup and the place was packed. i've never seen so many kids in one place before. it was crazy. all the red cars were taken so i went to the play kitchen and pretended to cook things. mom sat near me and i talked to her while i cooked, just like she talks to me when she cooks. i made pretend boiling water and cooked a plastic apple. i did the dishes and put things in the fridge. when other kids came over to try and play too i told them- this is my kitchen and made grumpy faces at them. mom told me i had to share so i played nice as much as possible. some girl ran off with my apple though and i was rather cross.
at snack time i grabbed a chocolate cookie. i managed to get one bite before mom grabbed it off me. she said i had to have cheese crackers and apple slices instead. but but but. the kid next to me stuffed all the chocolate cookies he wanted in his mouth. humph.
i ate my snack and while everyone else was busy finishing off chocolate cookies i managed to snag a red car. oh yeah. i drove around outside in the courtyard. it was great fun. i also got to play on the piano. playgroup is so much fun. i was a little sad when mom said it was time to go but i left without a fight.
walked around a little with mom. we scored cheap strawberries from the vegstand lady. checked out the charity shops but didn't find anything good. mom and i headed home for peanut butter and jelly samiches. man i don't think today can get much better.

my nose is still runny. it rained all night. mom says we're just going to hang out inside today. turns out we could have gone to a playgroup at the church across the street but mom didn't want me spreading my germs. i've been doing a good job amusing myself. i've discovered that if you put a pillow behind your neck and hold on to each side, you can flap the pillow and it looks like wings. i've been flying around the house pretending to be a ladybird(ladybug).
this morning i got a sudden interest in magnets. i wanted to know everything about magnets. mom pulled one off the fridge and i went around the livingroom touching things to see if they were made of metal. the tv screen is not made of metal and goes all weird if you get a magnet near it, just so you know. dad made frowny faces at mom when he saw what i did. mom managed to fix the tv, no problem.

meh

today has not been a very good day. it started off alright. i had a nice sleep. i slept all night in my own bed. i ate a good breakfast. mom was doing stuff so i just hung out playing with quackers and lizard. i did a big poop and it went in the potty today. mom was all- excellent job. when we go out later we'll have to look for a special treat. awesome!
so mom and i went out to do a few things. we had to hit the photo store because mom needed to print something off. i kept touching the machines. mom told me off, a couple times. don't touch the machine! blah blah blah.
we had to do the grocery shopping. i touched more stuff in there. mom was all- stop touching things. grrr grrr grrr.
visited a few charity shops. mom bought some boring books. i continued to act up and not listen. finally mom was all- forget it, no special good boy treat, we're just going home. only good boys get treats. booo.
i cried and whined at mom all the way home. we got home and i proceeded to destroy the house. mom was all- whatever.
i made a big mess and ate a good lunch. mom declared nap time and i said- screw that. i sat in my room and just talked to myself for a few hours. mom was all- no nap, no park. ugh.
fast forward a few hours and i ended up losing tv privileges too. mom was crazy enough to try and make me sit in the naughty chair. yeah whatever lady. i refused to pick up toys, i made more messes and i just ignored everything mom said. in the end mom just turned out the lights and stopped talking to me. works for me. i'm going to bed early.

ok day for a monday i guess. i did some poops in my pants. mom wasn't too impressed but she took care of the problem. today quackers is my best friend. i made him a nest and we sat down together. i read him a story about sharing and then told him a story about baby penguin. we had a nice morning doing stuff.

mom and i went out this morning and got things from the grocery store. nothing super exciting.



i got an owie on the way home from the park. mom and i walked a different way home, just to do something new. we walked by the indian restaurant and since it was getting dark out they had their lights on. i accidentally touched one of the lights. i started screaming and crying. oh man it hurt really bad. i got a burn on my two fingers. luckily home is just across the street. mom ran my fingers under the cold water and then i sat on the couch for awhile holding my cold fishy. mom gave me some kisses and i got plasters. there was drama.

today i wanted to go on a long car ride/adventure. mom dragged me off to sainsbury's instead. dad went to the gym. so not what i had in mind for fun today. mom asked me where i wanted to go- somewhere. ok, what do you want to do when you get there? something. buying a loaf of bread at the grocery store just doesn't cut it. mom took me to argos and we bought me a new car seat. we argosed it! that was kind of cool.
mom made me a samich for lunch and i ate it up. dad came home and mr hoover came out to visit. i helped a little with the vacuuming- whoooo hooo, big thrills. mom and dad talked about stuff. i got a little grouchy nothing exciting was going on so mom told me i should just take a nap.
mom and dad finally got their shit together and said- let's go for a car ride. we all piled into the car. mom set up my new seat, it's pretty great. i put my drink in the cupholder and snuggled down with blueberrry. i fell asleep. when i woke up we were at the seaside. awesome! i love the seaside. we went to a different place- lyme regis.

lyme regis was ok. it was kind of windy out. they don't have a playground and i was kind of sad about that. i kept asking to go to the playground but mom was all- there is none, sorry. we did go into the arcade though. that was good. i got to put money in a few machines. lots of flashing lights and loud noise. yeah pretty cool. we walked along the beach and i took some pictures with my camera. mom and i shared a ice cream cone.
it was a pretty good sunday all things considered, right up until mom made me take a shower. there was lots of screaming and tears about that. mom didn't care though, she just carried on despite my protests. i'm going to sulk on the couch for a bit before bed. i'm feeling a little snotty. mom says i have playgroup cooties

saturday. got up this morning and helped mom and dad do the shopping at big sainsbury's. i got to have a car ride so that makes me happy. we also went to aldi and got a few things there. before we left mom took me to visit the fish at the pet store. not a bad way to spend the day.
mom was trying to get me to go walk around town for a bit but i wasn't interested. we did go to the park for awhile after nap time. i had a good run around but got a little cranky about stuff. i started crying because things like climbing up the slide was difficult. it's too hard whaaaaaaaah. mom got tired of that game and just took me home.

PLAYGROUP!
hell yes. mom took me to playgroup this morning. it was great fun. i spent most of the time driving the red cars. there were like a million kids there today though so i had to share. i played a little with the trains and used the little plastic slide, that was alright. today i just really wanted to drive so i chased the cars around until one got free. mom said i was like a hermit crab trying to score a new shell.

playgroup is slightly more fun than watching the laundry get clean.
i had another adventure this evening. mom called dad and told him we would meet him at the pub. so mom and i got dressed and i got to go spend time at the pub. greg and erin were there with daddy! i had so much fun chatting with erin. we had a funny face contest and she taught me the gator chomp. erin also chased me around and gave me tickles. she's so silly. 

i'm home. i went to sleep last night next to dad and i woke up this morning next to mom. coincidentally i woke up screaming. mom was all- what? who? huh? i was crying for grdad and jammma because i thought they left already. mom was all- dude, they're asleep in the other room. so i crawled out of bed with blueberry and went to go see grdad and jammma.
ok morning so far. i had a nice breakfest. i played with toys and watched some shows. jammma, grdad and i are all going to the park. it's kind of a wet blah day but i'm sure we'll have fun.
the park was good. i got to use my new rollerskates. i'm pretty good at rollerskating. i also did some climbing and swings.
went home for lunch. grdad made me a huge plate of peanut butter and jelly samiches. delicious. after lunch i did some playing. jammma and grdad had to go. i was a little sad but i didn't cry. i didn't want them to go, i really wanted to go with them but mom said i have to stay here. mom made up a list of things for us to do and yeah, i guess i'm pretty busy. tomorrow we're going to do play group.
i did nap time. i was only asleep for a few minutes before mom woke me up- you did poopoos, i'm going to change you. i just rolled over and went back to sleep which she changed me. i had a good rest.
this afternoon has been alright. mom and i have been hanging out playing toys. i have been making drainpipe pictures on my etchasketch. rain falls on the roof and then it goes down the drainpipe, you know the deal.
dad isn't going to be home until after bedtime so mom and i are just going to watch ghost shows and play more.

 i'm all about standing on one leg. it's fun

today i have to pack up all my things. tomorrow is the long car ride home again. i'll probably only have a little adventure today.

today is all about powerstations. i am totally into electricity. grdad and jammma took me out to look at a powerplant. we had a super fun day.

i talked to my mom. she called me at jammma's house. i told her that i got a haircut and a lolipop. mom asked me if i wanted to talk to dad. i would like to talk to dad but he's at work. mom said, no he's not at work he's in the kitchen. yeah, at work in the kitchen. no, hang on he'll be right there. so dad got on the phone and i had a great chat with him. i told him all kinds of stuff i've been doing. then jammma talked to dad and told him i would be home wednesday.

not much going on. having fun visiting with jammma and grdad. it's been a really great summer, so many adventures

grdad took us to matlock. jammma and i commandeered a boat. i got to drive because i am the captain.

busy day for me today. i'm working as a drain inspector. i've been out in the road checking the sewers. water goes down the hole into the pipes. the pipes take the water to the processing plant. the plant makes the water clean again and dumps the water in a river. the river takes the water to the ocean. you want to know about drains and water- talk to me. i'm an expert.

after a busy day of checking the drains i went down the alleyway, strait to jammma's kitchen. she filled me full of tasty things.

i went to deby pottery place. sounds boring right? a building dedicated to the making and selling of plates, cups and bowls. if i wanted to stare at denby i could just open jammma's cupboards. actually it was pretty awesome. for a special summer treat they built a giant sandpit. it was just like being at the beach except no ocean. i had a great time digging and making sand piles. for a tasty treat i got my very own cupcake. awesome sauce!