dana bunny has invited me to stay here in NJ with her until saturday. g-dad and mom are leaving today after lunch. neato. so i get to spend a little more time visiting with GG before i head back down to maryland for the rest of my trip.

g-dad is here! oh man. he's come back from his travels. hi g-dad. so now i've got uncle pete and g-dad to hang out with.
i'm so excited i'm going to need a nap.

well, something interesting happened. tuesday night i was getting ready for bedtime when dana came home. she was followed in to the room by a giant. mom said the giant was called uncle pete and he's totally harmless. he's the biggest man i've ever seen. i found one of his shoes today and it was almost as big as me.
so i said hi to uncle pete. we played while mom and dana ate dinner. after dinner dana said- ok, everyone into the car. really? it's like 9pm and we're going for a car ride? awesome. mom helped me get my shoes on and out the door we went. me, mom and dana bunny got in the car and drove off into the night. we ended up at some place called a hotel.
hotel was kinda like where i live in england. you walk around in hallways, you use and elevator to change floors and walk around some more hallways. then you find a door with your number on it and use the key to open it. our hotel room was wicked nice. put some toys in there and i could live there. there was a giant tv and a huge comfy couch. mom said i could sleep on the couch and she would sleep in the other room on the bed. ok, so you're saying i get my own tv and compfy spot- awesome! blankie and i snuggled down and watched king of the hill.
i got up a little early. i watched cartoons and played with stuff. i had lots of fun putting the trash can on my head and running around the room. then i stood in the trash can and spun in cirlces. i found some pots and banged on them. the best was opening and closing the cabnit doors. ahhh opening and closing doors, such great fun.
mom finally said we could go find breakfast. food food. i like food food. we walked around the hallways and eventually found a room full of food. mom snagged me a banannana and made me a bowl of maple flavored oatmeal. oh damn that was good. mom had some scrambie eggs. she offered me some but i said- no thanks. i did take some of her blueberry muffin though. that was tasty. we both had loads of OJ to wash down our breakfast.
on the way back to our room mom and i stopped off at the computer room. mom sent dad some email and i got to play around on the empty computers. it was great fun. i opened programs and banged away on the keyboards, i got to click the mouse.
and that was my big adventure. mom and i sat in the room until dana bunny came and got us.

not a whole lot to report about the past few days. it's been wicked hot. it's been so hot i've just been running around the house in my undershirt. mom and i haven't been out for any walks. i've just spent my days playing in the house and watching dvd's. i love the movie cars. it's a cartoon about these cars, pixar made it so you know it's good.
so it's been hot. today is supposed to be the hottest day ever. i'm going to get some cold juice and just hide out in the bedroom with my toys and the dvd player.
i have manged to bang myself up doing stupid stuff. yesterday i fell off the bed twice. the first time i got a big scrape down the side of my face. it's not bad, it just looks bad. the second time i fell off was in the middle of the night, i just rolled right out of bed and onto the floor. the last time i went for a walk i wore my shorts and managed to scrape up both my knees, i have scabs. oh yeah and yesterday i took a flying leap off the kitchen chair. one minute i was sitting nicely on the chair and the next minute i was swan diving through the air. i'm having gravity issues.

doh. how am i supposed to get into trouble if mom is always there with the camera?

today i was super cheeky. i got squaked at and tried to cause all kinds of trouble. i got taken on 3 walks. i was into everything, and i mean everything.
mom and dana took me out for a little shopping. i got new clothes, some dvd's and a new toy. dana found me a curious george that tumbles, he tumbles. it's so cool. though i was rather annoyed with him later when i tried to make him giggle and he wouldn't giggle. george and i made up though and then we ran around the house laughing. i've had a fun day being slightly naughty but making up for it by being very cute.

nothing terribly exciting to report. i've been eating lots of good food, interesting things i haven't had before. today i tried something called ham salad. dana made it. it was alright. yesterday i ate raw veggies and dip. i've had pulled pork and homemade baked beans. i ate some honey glazed ham. i've tried honeydew mellon and cantalope. mom also has let me try a plain cake donut- ooooh. yummy. i've tried all kinds of cake too.
mom has set up a little dvd player in the bedroom and now we watch films before bed. yesterday we watched cars, it was good. a cartoon about fast cars, what's not to like? tonight we're going to watch finding nemo.
i've done a little shopping the past few days. dana is buying me some clothes to wear when it gets hot. it's supposed to be summer this weekend. so i have some new shorts to wear and today i got a cool ass hat. it looks just like g-dad's hat. when i saw it in the store i pointed and said g-dad, g-dad, g-dad over and over again. dana picked it up and gave it to me, and that was how i got my new hat.
oh i did see one cool thing. when we went driving around in the car we saw GG billboard sized. check her out. i have a giant GG. mom says she's going to be on billboards all over the county showing off all the good work they do at the rehab place she staid at.

i'm wicked tired

ok what day is it? monday? man i had a wild weekend. friday my mom packed her bag and left. i spent the whole weekend doing fun stuff with my g-dad and dana bunny. i didn't even know mom was gone.
on sunday my mom came back and a million other people showed up too. we had a surprise party for GG. according to mom i'm related to all of visitors. there were loads of kids. ronnie was there, justin, zac and sammie. i tried to give sammie kisses. justin and i were like instant best friends. he's only like 2 weeks older than i am but man is he huge. mom says big runs in her family. i'll say. her cousins bryan and mike were both at the party and they hardly fit through the doorways, i've never seen so many tall people before. anyway justin was really cool. we had a great time running around and chasing each other.
everyone took loads of pictures and videos. it was a super exciting day, way more interesting than your average sunday. it was cool to meet so many new people.
today was no where near exciting. it's been a rainy grey ass monday. if i didn't know any better i could have been home in england. i took a short walk this morning with mom before the rain really started. in the afternoon after naptime i went for a car ride with dana and mom. we went shopping. i got some wicked cool new clothes. i am going to look so handsome. yeah and that really was my monday. mom says i have to have a bath later, so i guess i have that to look forward to.
here's some video of me and justin playing

pictures from the big surprise party we threw for GG


i declare this dirt- hardwick land.

i'm having loads of fun here in america. yesterday i had a super nice day out with my mom and dana bunny. we met up with dana bunny's friend kris. we walked around kris's house, i think she lives in a park or something- there was a lot of land, trees, a stream and a lake with ducks. i've never seen anything like it, other than at the park. kris brought her dog along so i met sasha, she was a big old german shepard. sasha barked a lot but was super friendly. we all went for a walk around kris's neighborhood. i didn't see one big issue seller. supposedly bears live in the trees but i didn't see any of them either. maybe they were sleeping because their bellies were full of big issue sellers they had eaten.
after our walk we followed kris to a restaurant. kris's husband is a super good cook and he's the boss of the restaurant. we got stuffed on kick ass italian food. mom ordered me something called a cheese ravioli. i just spit it out. instead i had some of dana's salmon wrap and kris's eggplant parm. those were both excellent. for a special treat mom said i could have a canolli. oh my freaken god, it was so damn good. olive garden was cool but you can't beat real italian food.
anyway, today my old mom is packing her bag and hitting the road. dana bunny will be too busy keeping track of me and GG to update the blog, so blog service will resume when mom returns from her advenutre. i'm going to help g-dad load the dishwasher and see if i can reak some havoc. i'm good at causing confusion and delay.

i had a pretty good night. mom didn't hog the bed so i had plenty of room to stretch out and sleep. woke up this morning and mom said it was 7am already. cool. mom and i got up. i went and said good morning to dana bunny while mom cooked up my breakfast. i had my usual bowl of mush with a banannana. yummy as always.
i went around the house looking for things to touch. there are lots of things to touch. i said hi to the kittie and GG. mom got me ready to go out and play.
mom and i walked up the big hill. we saw guys doing yardwork. they had loud machines to blow leaves around. i saw lots of flags and things called basketball hoops. i told mom all about the interesting things. when we got back to GG's house i chased my new ball around. i threw ball down into the neighbor's yard and mom and i had to go and get it.
i'm going to go for a car ride with dana and g-dad. i looooove the car. i get rather mad at mom if we walk past the car and she says- no car rides, we're going for a walk.

oh man is my butt sore. today was another long car ride. we packed up everything from uncle matt's house and got back in the car. g-dad drove us and drove us until we ended up back at GG's house in new jersey. it's another rainy day. i'm just going to play inside with some toys i borrowed from ronnie, he'll never know.

today i went out to eat at a place called the olive garden. i had brocoli, a little chicken and croutons. i also had something called a bread stick. those were my favorite. i liked them lots. i tried a black olive too, kinda weird but i didn't spit it out. mom let me try a little mint chocolate candy after we were all done eating. that was a little too weird and i did spit most of it out.
after lunch mom, g-dad and i went and walked around this place called- the mall. it was just a bunch of boring stores, we just walked around once and went back to the car. i spent the rest of the day hanging out at uncle matt's and auntie kathy's. it was an alright day.

mom says that today is easter sunday. some dude named jesus died on a cross so we could all have brightly colored hardboiled eggs and chocolate bunnies. mom says that there is lots of fun stuff going on later, but first i have to sit and eat my bowl of breakfast mush.
ok, ok. mom was right there was lots of fun stuff today. where do i start? mom walked with me across the field in back of uncle matt's house. we went to visit at the house down there. mom said that auntie kathy's mom lives there. um ok, i'm pretty sure more than gram ronie lives there, that house was huge and full of people. i've never seen so many people in a house before, mom says auntie kathy has a large family, we can sneak in and no one will ever notice.
first on the list of fun was an egg hunt. i ran around the yard carrying a plastic bag looking for toy eggs. there were a lot of eggs and a lot of other kids looking for them too. i'm glad i had some help. mom and auntie kathy helped me find eggs. i would see an egg sitting in the grass, point at it and say- egg, and then walk off without picking it up. i let mom to pick up the eggs, i managed to get a few in my bag by the end of the hunt. i found out later that the eggs had money stuffed in them. oh neat.
after the egg hunt it was snack time. mom let me try a few things i had never had before. i tried brie bites and loved them. i also ate a broc and cheese mini quiche, very tasty. i played with some toys i found under a table. since all the other kids were busy i had them all to myself.
mom and i went back outside for something called the egg throw. it's a thing auntie kathy's family do every year. all the kids get the hardboiled eggs they colored and then spend a few hours rolling/throwing them down the hill in the front of the house. when the eggs crack you're supposed to peel the shell off and eat them. um ok. i wasn't too interested in throwing eggs. i wanted to run through the brambles and poison ivy. i found a beat up old go-kart in a pile of leaves. i had loads of fun on the go-kart. go-kart was probably the best thing ever. i screamed and screamed when mom picked me up and told me it was time to go eat dinner. i was so bad mom made me say good bye to mrs roney and took me back to uncle matt's house.
so another busy day for me. i was a pretty good boy and had loads of fun.

today has been a little rough. it's been rainy, lots of rainy. the kind where you can't go out to play because you will get super wet. ronnie has been giving me a bit of a hard time. he won't let me play with any of his cool toys. he's got loads and loads of cars and trucks and neat things i have never even seen before. every time i try to play he comes over and takes my toy away. mom says i have to stand up for myself so i've started to yell no and point at him. he still takes the toys though. mom says we're going to go for a car ride with g-dad.
ok, back from my car ride. we went to some place called target. it was a bit like that walmart place we went to the other day. some how mom ended up pushing me around in the cart. i lost sight of g-dad so i called him, over and over again. g-dad, g-dad, g-dad. finally we found him again. oh g-dad. mom let him take over pushing the cart and she wondered off. i was not concerned. i like hanging out with g-dad.
mom said that since i was being such a good boy i could have a special treat. she bought me a toy steam roller. oh it's super neat. now i have my own toy to play with.
oh yeah, today i colored easter eggs. i'm not really a fan of eggs. i don't like to eat them. mom said i didn't have to eat them, all i had to do was make them pretty. ok, it was kinda cool.

oh wow, today was super busy. mom and i got up, she fed me breakfast. g-dad got up and ate. mom packed up all my stuff and g-dad put the bags in the car. i waved bye bye to dana and GG. mom strapped me in the car and off we drove.
g-dad, mom and i rode in the car for ages and ages. i fell asleep, it got boring after awhile. i woke up and we were still in the car driving. we stopped for a break at this place called walmart. it was huge and full of stuff. g-dad pushed me around in the cart while mom plucked things off the shelf. she got boring stuff like diapers and butt wipes. boring but important i guess. she also got some snack treats. while g-dad put the stuff in the car mom fed me some yoghurt. that was delicious. after snacks it was back on the road. i looked out the window. field, field, field, house. field, field, field, house. mom was right, there really is a whole lot of nothing on the way to dana and g-dad's house. finally we got to some place we needed to be- a house in the middle of a field. we got out of the car and went in the house. barking dogs! i pointed and said- dog, dog, dog. the dogs jumped all around and wagged their tails and said hello. i said hello to them, nice dogs. mom said that we were at uncle matt's house and we would stay there for a few days but uncle matt wasn't home and we had to get back in the car and go see him at work.
we drove down to this place called oxford and went to uncle matt's work. he was there along with his boy called ronnie. i said hi to them. ronnie and i just kind of walked around. i wanted to touch things but he wouldn't let me, what are you, my mom?
mom said that i could go outside to play in the grass. i didn't wait for her to help me down the stairs and i had a little accident. i fell down some stairs. everything was ok though. mom gave me a good check over and didn't even find any bumps. i only cried for a minute and then i went out and played in the grass.
i played for a bit. i saw a huge ass tractor in a nearby field plowing. it was really big and noisy. g-dad came out and i got back in the car with him and mom. we went to visit someone called uncle ricky. sure ok. so we got to this house and all got out. i met uncle ricky and his girlfriend lady- melisa, she was nice. i met two kitties and a frog too. i watched sponge bob on the biggest tv i have ever seen, mom said she was pretty sure it was the biggest tv she had ever seen too.
so yeah, i had a super busy day driving in the car and visiting people. we went back to uncle matt's house and i met even more people. ronnie was there along with sammie, mel and kathy. that's a lot of names to keep straight. mom says i have just enough time to get some food and then it's time for bed.

what day is it? thursday? so far so good. i'm adjusting to the time change pretty well. i go to bed at 7 and sleep great but get up a little early. i take my nap at a different time, but i take one so no one complains about that.
mom makes me oatmeal with banannana in the morning. i eat it up. i spend some time running around the house doing stuff, touching things. blah blah blah. when it's time to go out mom gets me ready and we go for a walk outside the house. i like to touch dana bunny's car. this morning i walked around car for a good 5min touching every inch i could. finally i agreed to walk down the street. there is a big hill outside the house, just like the one in my park at home. so mom and i walk up the hill. dogs bark at us. i try and touch all the flags in people's yards.
today i had a super long nap. when i got up mom made me some lunch. i had some veggie soup she made with some roasted pork chunks in it, interesting and tasty. after i ate i went for a walk with g-dad. we did guy stuff. it was cool. when g-dad and i got back to the house dana bunny said she was ready to go out too. so me, g-dad and dana bunny got into the car and went for our first big adventure together. bye mom, see you later. dana bunny and g-dad took me to a near by lake. we walked around and around. at the end of our walk there was swings! swings on the beach of the lake. awesome.
we went back to greatest gram's house and told mom all about it. i was a super good boy.
mom made me some crap for dinner. i told her to stuff it. what the hell is in that bowl? coliflower mash with added fresh cod goodness? i took a tiny bite and gagged. dana bunny came in to see what all the fuss was about. she sat down and offered me another spoon, i tried it again. i didn't gag, i managed to swallow it down. i ate about half the bowl for dana.
and that is pretty much my day. mom says i have to have a splash in the bath since tomorrow i have to travel again. g-dad, mom and i are headed down to maryland to see more people who supposedly know me. ok, whatever. america is pretty cool so far.

ok so, mom and i waited and finally got off the plane. mom and i walked around the airport. she carried her bags and i dragged my bag behind me. we walked for ever. it took ages to get to passport control. we waited and eventually some guy called us up. he stamped our books and mom turned to me and said- welcome home son.
we walked around some more and went to find our big rolly bag. we stood around with a lot of other people waiting for bags to come down the shute. some dogs were walking around sniffing people. one gave me a big sniff and just walked off. mom said they were working dogs. we finally got our bag and mom said we could leave.
we hung out waiting for dana bunny to find us. she said we should just stand in one place and dana would come for us. um, ok. so we stood around. next thing i know this buggy is running into the back of my legs and this strange woman is asking me if i want a ride. i looked and the woman looked just like my mom- dana bunny. she did find us. she took us to the car and we drove away.
we drove up to this little green house and got out of the car. i walked inside and was introduced to greatest gram- GG. hello GG. she looks just like dana bunny and moms, just older.

killing time at the airport.
yeah. mom has been going on for weeks now on how we were going to the airport and going to get on the plane. blah blah blah. whatever mom. well yesterday it finally happened. mom woke me up at a stupid hour and got me dressed. i choked down some breakfast and we all got in the car. grandad drove, auntie amy hung out, mom tried not to fall asleep and i just looked out the window wondering where in the hell we were going, too early in the morning.
we went to the airport. there were lots of people, loads of rolly bags. grandad and auntie amy helped mom and i wait in line. we handed in one of our bags and mom talked to a few people in suits, nothing very exciting.
i had to say good bye to auntie amy and grandad. that didn't make me too happy. mom said we had to face our big adventure alone but they would come find us again when we were done. oh ok. as long as i get to see them later. i walked down the hall and followed the lines of people. mom talked to more guys in suits and had to keep showing her blue books and pieces of paper to them. i managed to get through security. i teased a metal detector while mom was busy trying to get our bags sorted for the x-ray machine. the security lady was not too impressed. i didn't set off the metal detector, neither did mom since we know: the metal detector decects metal.
mom and i hung out for awhile waiting for our plane. i played with bob the builder. i helped mom buy some water. we walked around looking at stuff. i sat and practiced my driving while planes landed outside the window. the airport was pretty cool. i got really pissed off at mom when she said it was time to leave the race car game and go wait in line for the plane. i threw myself on the ground and made a big scene. mom was horrified so i just cried louder.
getting on the plane was no big deal. once the anouncer lady said- those requiring special assistance and with small children may now board, mom and i took off for the plane. we had to walk outside and then up some stairs in order to get on. planes are really freaken big when you stand next to them. mom found our seats and we sat down without any trouble. i sat next to the window right behind the wing. i watched people scurry around outside. after waiting for ages mom said i had to sit down and get buckled up, captain's rules and since he flies the plane we have to listen. so i sat down and let mom buckle me up. the plane started to make all kinds of loud noise and move real fast. i wasn't bothered one bit. i just grabbed blankie and shut my eyes.
when i opened my eyes mom said it was lunch time. oh, ok. some how the airline never found out i wanted a kids meal even though it says on my ticket reservation- kids meal. i had to eat a big persons meal. mom ordered me the grilled chicken. it was very tasty. i ate some and a bit of the mashed potatoes that came with it. not bad for airplane food. after lunch i just sort of goofed off as much as mom would let me. i wiggled around in my seat. i opened and closed the window blind. there were two little girls sitting in the row in front so i made faces at them. they were pretty naughty and kept getting told off by their dad. they also dropped all kinds of cool stuff on the floor. i got down on the floor and picked up all the stuff they dropped. at different points durning the trip i had a pink bear wearing a night cap, a sticker book about numbers and a purple pencil- i used that to color all over my tray table. mom says all and all i did really great. i was a good boy on the plane.
it was hard though. we were on the plane for hour and hours. eventually though the plane landed and we all got off. mom and i got off almost last. she said it was no use trying to hurry and rush since everyone infront of us had to get off first.

blog will resume normal service in a few days. mom has finally had enough and she has packed my bags. she says dana bunny and greatest gram will sort me out. oh noes like i'm really scared, man. dad says- you will be, you will be.
i'm off to america, going to do some meet and greet with the fans. see you soon loyal readers.

mom wasn't so impressed that i decided to stay up until almost 10pm. no, can't say she was very happy about that. she also wasn't thrilled when i started screaming at 2.30 in the middle of the night. i got told off for that. mom says she was adding my name to the list. i figure since i'm already on the list for the week i might as well spend the morning being obnoxious right? right. so i ran around the house screaming for no reason other than it's fun. i pushed buggy over repeatedly and got mad every time he fell. i crashed my trucks into things trying to make the loudest bangs possible. i threw books all over the livingroom. i threw my clothes all over. i didn't listen to a word mom said. finally mom had enough and got me ready to go out side. i pushed buggy down the hall and crashed him into a few people's doors. when we got outside i refused to walk and screamed so that mom would put me in buggy. she just kept on rolling and dragged me along behind her. i threw myself on the ground and wouldn't to walk any more. mom just grabbed the back of my harness and kept on walking. i looked like a scruffed puppy. finally i gave up and just walked along quietly beside buggy. mom took me up the hill into the park. she said i could run around and poke flowers if i wanted, it was a nice morning for that sort of thing. i managed to jump in front of buggy and climb into the seat instead. mom said- fine, you want to be like that, we're going to the grocery store. i was obnoxious in the grocery store too. i cried when mom wouldn't let me hold the basket. i kept leaning my head way out and almost had it smacked a few times by swinging baskets and shelves. i talked loud. mom bought the stuff she needed and i bitched and complained all the way home. so far that's my saturday.

mom says i'm on the list. me and the boots pharmacist are both on the shit list. i'm going to go hide in the corner and tear books off my bookshelf.

what can i say about today? i slept alright. i woke up in my bed and saw that mom had left touks and cooper monkey next to me so i could have someone to talk to when i woke up. i had a nice chat with the guys then i heard mom get up. i cried and yelled until she came in and got me. i got told off for that. mom said there was no reason for me to act like that since she was on her way to get me.
mom and i hung out. she made my breakfast mush and i ate it. we watched our shows. when it was time for our morning walk mom got me ready and off we went. i pushed buggy all the way down the hall by myself. i only crashed into the wall twice, go me. i didn't really feel like walking this morning. i gave mom a hard time. mom was in no mood for a hard time, so i ended up sitting in buggy. mom and i went to the grocery store for a couple of things, totally unexciting. after that mom pushed me over to the cathedral green. i got out and ran around for awhile. mom and i sat on a bench and i ate my morning snack. it was nice. i ran around some more. i did one of my fake falls, i tripped on the cobbles and then i crashed down to the pavement and just laid there like i was hurt, i covered my face and said-ooooooh. an old couple saw me and they were rather concerned. mom spoiled the fun and told them everything was alright, he's just faking. and i was too. i got up and ran off laughing.
goofing off this afternoon. gravity made my pants fall off.

this afternoon mom took me to the doctor. the real doctor. she called him in the morning and booked me a slot. i had fun in the waiting room. i pushed buggy into chairs and crashed him into walls. i dragged the furniture around. i jiggled door handles. it was just me and mom so i wasn't bothering anyone.
the doctor came for me, i tried to hide behind mom. mom told the doctor that i had been sick for ages, lots of green snot in the morning and then clear snot in the afternoon. she told him about how i was so sick a few weeks ago i just slept but now i was fine, my usual self, just full of snot. doctor listened to my chest and back with his deafoscope. i did not like that one bit. i screamed and tried to run away. doctor said everything sounded fine. he said i looked fine and there was nothing causing him concern. i just had a cold i couldn't shake or had a cold and then caught a new cold right afterward. mom told him that we were getting ready to fly soon which is why she brought me in, she just wanted to make sure my head wouldn't explode. doctor said that since i was full of snot, flying would make me unhappy but there was a product mom could buy and it would help keep me comfortable with the added bonus of knocking me out. doctor said he uses it on his kids all the time when they fly and it works great. it's a sleepy time pain killer snot drier that you can just buy, no need for a prescription. ok, so mom was happy and doctor was happy and i was mildly annoyed but happy when we left.
mom took me to boots to buy this medicine the doctor told her about. she found it on the shelf and took it to the counter to pay. the counter lady asked who was going to take this medicine. it's for hardwick, the doctor told him to have it. counter lady said, i can't sell it to you, he's not allowed to have this medicine under current government advice. mom growled at the counter lady and said a lot of stuff i didn't understand, she sounded really scary and menacing though. counter lady said, nope, if you want the medicine get a prescription from the doctor. mom just wheeled me away grumbling to herself.
on the way home she shouted at a strange guy for good measure.
(really she did, but turns out she was just being helpful. we were on the bridge and the sidewalk is really narrow, a guy was coming towards us and he was tapping a big white stick. mom said- hiya, i've got a buggy and we're against the wall. the guy said thank you and walked on by us. mom says some times you have to tell the guys with white sticks you're there or they might give you a good whack by accident.) it's a good thing mom doesn't have a stick, she probably would have given the counter lady a couple of good whacks.

another day with mom. it was alright. slept pretty good. i got up a few times in the night, i just turned on my musical mind control nightlight and went back to sleep. this morning when i was ready to get up, i let mom know. i squawked and cranked up my nightlight. she came and got me when she figured i meant business. had a pretty good morning. mom and i hung out watching shows. she made my mush with banannana just how i like it. after breakfast i took a phone call from one of my friends. i walked around the house laughing and talking loudly into the phone. i was trying to have a private conversation, but mom followed me around and even taped part of it. i get no privacy.(yes the irony of posting my daily life on the internet for all to see is not lost on me.)

we went out for our morning walk. i didn't really feel like walking. i gave mom a hard time. mom was in no mood for bullshit this morning, or so she informed me and everyone else on the street. she just picked me up and put me in buggy. she said, "you made your choice and you picked fish. i don't want to hear one bit of protest if you don't like it. from now on we're doing what i want to do." honestly, mom makes no sense most of the time. any way she dragged me off to a couple of stores and i just sat in buggy kicking my feet. in the book store i sang a few songs while mom bought money. i was good in the grocery store too.
after the shopping mom said since i was well behaved we could visit the charity shops. i didn't see anything i liked. mom bought something but i didn't see what it was.
got home from the store and i was pretty wiped out. i grabbed imposterblankie.(he showed up here awhile ago. mom has been making me hang out with him while blankie and back up blankie are in the closet.) imposterblankie is alright, he has zero personality but he's soft and has cool holes i can stick my fingers in. me and this new blankie curled up on mom and that's all i remember. i woke up awhile later to mom blowing her nose and cursing.
mom said that i slept through lunch and it was already 2pm. she gave me some fruit to eat and a cookie. mom said since i was all rested up and had something to eat, we could go out to play. alright. mom and i walked around the block, we left buggy home. we hung out watching trains from the park path. not a bad way to spend an afternoon. after the train watching mom said since we didn't have buggy with us we could go check out the new restaurant on the corner. ok then. mom and i hung out at this restaurant place. it was only us. mom ordered some pizza and i got to share. it was very nice. i was a good boy eating out.
i ate all my dinner tonight. oh man it was so gross. mom made her famous leftover surprise. i guess the surprise part is i didn't puke it all right out. if i wasn't so hungry i would never have eaten it.(that's the story i'm telling, it was really rather good. i ate it all no problem.) after dinner mom said i had to help her with the trash. ooooh cool. i put on my puddle stomping boots and walked with mom down the hall. we emptied the trash and did the recycling, go us.
so i've had a pretty busy day. i'm going to get blankie robin and ask mom to rub my back so i can go to sleep. i think i'm ready for an early night.

today i went to my last monkey music class. mom says no more weds class for awhile. what the heck? how am i supposed to keep busy and entertained? mom says i should just be quiet and trust her, she has something planned. great.
mom made me walk all the way to class- all the way. i held several protests along the way and at one point she actually dragged me, but in the end we made it there. buggy thought the whole thing was rather funny. i saw loads of other kids riding around in their pushchairs, why am i the only sucker walking? i think mom was trying to get back at me for staying up late last night. i didn't go to bed until 10.30pm, and even then i cried when mom put me in bed.
not really much to report about my day yet. mom had a splash in the bath before we went out. i hung out and brushed my teeth. when i saw that mom was done i ran out of the bathroom and grabbed lion towel for her, i took him back to the bathroom so she could use him to dry off. mom says i was really helpful, getting her a towel, what a nice boy.
i was a good boy in class. it was the angry german girl's birthday. we all sang happy birthday to her. (i saw her before class and she was eating cake, she growled at me when i got too close. mom makes that same noise when i try to take her chocolate, must be a girl thing.) teacher abbie said we could just take things out of the box and bang them. i got something called a wah wah stick. jake had the fish drum i really like but damn that kid is huge, i wasn't going to fight about it with him. wah wah stick was alright.
i ate some lunch when we got home. mom says if i take a good nap we can go out again when i get up, so i guess i better find a blankie.
my version of babablack sheep