last night i peed in my bed. it was rather upsetting. mom was sitting next to me reading bedtime stories. i was all snuggled down, comfortable and all of a sudden i jumped up- i weeeed. mom was all- it's cool. get out of bed and i'll clean it up. so i went and sat with dad while mom cleaned up the mess. so embarrassing.
i slept really well after mom got me some clean sheets. got up this morning and dad was making pantakes. mmmmm tasty. i really wasn't interested in breakfast though. i only ate a few bites off my bagel. dad did me some grapefruit, i ate that up. mom got me a pantake, i poked at it with my fork but didn't eat any. i just wanted to get down and play my operation game. i am loving this game.
mom says i have to stop playing though, dad is going to take me on a secret adventure. oooooh, awesome.

meh, it's friday which means nothing to me. mom and i just do the same kind of thing we do the rest of the week. this morning we hung out and watched spongebob. mom and i eventually got ourselves together enough to leave the house. we hit the shops. mom picked up a few things on her shopping list at tesco. we stopped to visit the vegstand lady. mom didn't find anything to buy. i dragged mom off to the charity shops, whoo-hoo. mom picked over the things in boxes while i played with different toys. i found a few things i liked but mom was all- um, no. mom bought this big box. i wanted to play with it right away but mom said i had to wait until we got home. oh man. i know there is something good in that box.
after much walking mom and i got home and i still had to wait to play with the box. mom said i couldn't have it until she put away our shopping. and then we had to pee. and then we had to pick a tv show. and then we had to tidy up a bit. come on lady, you're killing me here. finally she opened the box. OPERATION. what's this about? you touch the metal bit and there is a buzzy sound and the guy's nose lights up. eeeeek. i don't really like that. mom fixed up the game for me so the man's nose wouldn't light up any more and the buzz went away. this game is awesome. there are tiny little pieces you have to pick up with the pinchy things. it's kind of hard but i like it. mom said she knew i would get a kick out of it.
what else did i do today? at ate all my food and took my nap. mom took me to the park after dinner. i had a good run around. i like going to the park after dinner. that's been my day.

mom says she is sick today. blah. we're still going to do our usual things, just not very quickly. mom is taking forever to get things done.
today for a special surprise mom took me to the library. it was full of kids running around being loud. i wanted to use the computer but there was a long line. mom picked up a few new stories off the retired shelf. i got two new kipper books and one about the earth. mom says it's a learning book and i can do some science experiments to help answer a few of the millions of questions i am always asking.

not much going on right now, it's still early. had a good sleep in. i missed saying goodbye to dad,  was snoring away when he left. got up and mom asked me what i wanted for breakfast- a bagel? would you like a bagel? no, i want porridge. really? yes, porridge please. mom was all- um, ok sure thing. so she made me a bowl of porridge with mushed banana and some raisins. it was pretty good. just going to watch some more spongebob before heading to town.

it's tuesday and kind of blah outside. it's not raining right now but the sky is grey and sad looking. mom keeps asking me if i want to go outside for a walk. i just wave her off. i'm busy doing different things. earlier i spent a lot of time in my bedroom working on a secret project. mom came in a few times to check on me. when she came in i would ask her to go back to the other room and push her out the door. i'm doing private things; mostly dropping small books and my credit card inside motorcycle. the book and card rattle around inside motorcycle and then i rescue them. it's a fun game.
so not really a bad day. i had a good nap. got up watched my shows and ate some good food. after dinner mom said we could go to the park. awesome! so we got dressed and mom grabbed my park bag, off we went. i kicked my football around a bit and blew some bubbles. i asked mom if we could go over to the kids park, i felt like doing the swings. so we went over to the swings and they were being used by joseph and his family. i know joseph. he goes to my playgroup. they made room for me so i could swing too. we chatted a bit about our summer plans. joseph is going to be hanging out at the park with his mom and sister so chances are i will see them again. dad showed up and he pushed me on the roundyround for a bit. i wanted to stay longer but mom was all- we need to go home and feed dad his dinner. and that is where we are. mom is getting dinner ready and i'm going to have guy time with my dad.

just another monday doing monday kind of things. mom and i went to the charity shops. we picked up things at the grocery store. totally boring ass summertime going on around here. i've been asking mom to take me to playgroup or monkey class. she keeps telling me- they are shut for the summer. ugh. the best part of the day is going to the park after dinner. around 10am i start asking mom if it's dinner time yet.

so yeah today was kind of different too. mom and dad are mixing things up a bit. dad went off to the gym like he does every sunday. i hung out with mom playing and watching shows. dad came home and then we all went grocery shopping. dad took us in the car. we went to a different aldi and sainsbury too, not our usual ones. kinda weird but fun. i rode around in the cart while dad pushed me. mom gathered things up from her list. i saw lots of good things go in the cart. we did the shopping and then it was back home.

i ate some lunch and mom sent me off to bed for a nap. humph. stupid naps. i had some sleep. when i got up dad and i build my train set and played trains. that was good. i like spending sundays playing with dad. mom says later when i finish dinner we can all go to the park- awesome.

it's saturday and today we did something different. i got up early and just sat in bed talking to myself and playing with my toys. mom got up and said i could get out of bed, whoo-hoo. dad got up too and we all ate breakfast. dad tried to get me to eat his scrambled eggs- um, no thanks. mom hooked me up with a toasted bagel with cream cheese. that i like. tasty cinnamon raisin bagel goodness. mom also gave me a load of fruit to eat so i had a good breakfast. mom and dad hung out talking and spelling words while i watched spongebob. they always spell stuff when they are keeping secrets.
i asked  mom if we could go to the park. then i asked her if we could go for a car ride- to the park. she brushed me off both times. i asked if we could go for a car ride to the store like we usually do on saturdays. mom said- not today. today dad has a secret adventure planned. secret adventure? what are we going to do? mom said- i don't know, it's a surprise. a surprise? is it my birthday? no, it's not your birthday. dad just has a special treat so let's get dressed and you can go.
mom got me dressed and gave me some kissed then i headed out with dad. we took the car up to the university. dad took me to the big pool up there. my special surprise today is swimming with dad in the big boy pool! oh my god it was so fun.

today has been an alright day. it's been rather rainy this week. today the sun came out so that was nice. i really wanted to hit the park but mom was all- it's going to be way too wet and muddy. today we will visit the charity shops. so that's what mom and i did. we got dressed and hit the charity shops. we found loads of good stuff. i got a cool new construction crane. mom found some arts and crafty things and a few books. i'm really into winnie the pooh right now and mom found a complete collection- all the stories and all the poems. awesome.
i've been asking mom to make tomato soup for like a week now. today she finally did a pot and i ate a huge bowl for lunch. oh yeah, that soup is good.
i had a good afternoon of playing with my new toys and watching spongebob. i took my nap when mom said to. i did manage to make a huge mess in the livingroom though. my toys are all over the place, it's getting hard to walk around. mom has been on my case to put some away but i said no thanks.
had a really nice dinner. mom made a pot of red lentil soup and i ate up a bowl of that no problem. i don't want cheeseburgers or chicken fingers. i want mom's tasty soups.
i waited all day for dad to get home because mom bought a really cool toy i want to play with but she said i could only have it when dad is around. so i've been waiting and waiting for dad. he finally gets home and then he gives me hassle about all the toys in the livingroom. he told me to pick them up or else. whatever dad. i told him right back that- it's not my job. you should have seen his face. i heard mom laughing from the other room. so instead of having fun playing with dad and my new toy, i'm stuck picking up my mess.

another grey and wet kind of day. not much going on. just playing with my toys and watching tv with mom. ladeda.

today has gone much better than yesterday. first off mom and i both woke up in a better mood. i slept really great- all night in my bed. mom actually had to poke me awake this morning. i had a good old lie in. i didn't even get to see dad. he had already left for the gym. so mom and i hung out. the sun was out. i asked if we could go to the park. mom said- sure why not. so we got dressed and went to the park.
the park was good. they've made some changes while i was away. there is now a big kid seesaw and big kid swings. things were kind of wet but i went on most of the rides anyway. mom and i had the place to ourselves. before we left mom suggested i go pee in the bushes. i thought that sounded rather fun. i peed on this huge mushroom. mom was all- who builds a kids park and doesn't have a potty near by? dogs and homeless guys pee in the bushes, no big deal if i join them i guess.
went to the store with mom. we got things for dinner and some more bananas. mom made some spicy potato wedges with ranch sauce for my lunch. i only ate few bites. mom said- whatever. hung out and watched shows while i played. i took a nap when mom said.
for dinnertime mom made me something new- a cheeseburger. i tried it but didn't like it. mom was all- dad is having one for dinner, he likes them. goodie for dad, he can eat mine. i asked mom to do some tomato soup instead. so i ate a big bowl of tomato soup for dinner- which tasted suspiciously like a cheeseburger but i got garlic croûtons so i didn't complain. mom let me eat dessert on my own. the results were slightly messy. i got covered in fruity crumble and fruit juice.
since i was so dirty from dinner mom just stripped my clothes off and i jumped in the shower. i had a good shower and got all nice and clean. i am really liking showers.
now i'm just sitting around in my dressing gown waiting for dad to get home. he should be back any minute. mom says we'll all hang out for a bit watching shows. cool

mom says today was not a good day to skip my nap. i woke up this morning a bit grumipty. mom woke up this morning very grumity. it's been raining pretty much all day so we've been stuck inside being grumpity at each other. i've been passing the time by making nonstop noise. i've been pressing buttons on my talking toys. i've been humming, talking to myself and just making generally annoying sounds.
instead of taking a nap today i played in my room. i threw my toys around the room. pete is now missing in action. i launched a search and rescue party with spongebob and toucan but we couldn't find him. i removed my sleeping pants(diaper) so i could pee in the potty- twice. mom was not thrilled but admitted to being impressed. i turned on my radio and sang some songs. mom kept coming in to remind me that it was quiet time but i was all- whatever mom.
i had a pretty good dinner. at first i told mom i wanted tomato soup like last night but then changed my mind to peanut butter samich. mom said- ok, peanut butter it is. so i ate up my samich, a huge bowl of fresh fruit, a jello pot and fruit crumble.
right now it's time for peppa so i'm going to watch that and wait for dad to get home. mom says i am totally going bed early.

it's been an ok day for a monday. dad got up early and made banana pantakes for everyone. he and mr chris ate up a huge pile. i had a few too. they were rather tasty. i said good bye to mr chris. mom said he had to go home today. boo. i really liked having him here for a visit. i gave him hi fives and knuckle bumps. dad took mr chris to work leaving me to hang out with my mom.
after watching my usual morning shows mom and i got dressed and did our usual monday thing- visit the charity shops. i didn't really see much. i tried to talk mom into buying some random things just to buy stuff. mom wasn't falling for it.
i have a plan for tonight, instead of going to bed like a good boy i'm going to scream and pretend to be scared of shadows. i have a feeling mom and dad want to hang out watching a movie.

i poop on the potty, yes i do. i only had a little offering today but yeah, it went in the potty. i pee there too. i'm doing a great job using the potty. i only have to wear diapers now when i sleep.
having another busy weekend. mom says things should calm down and get back to normalish next week. this morning dad and mr chris took me out to play football in the park. we left mom home and i got to go out and do guy stuff. it was awesome. i had a great time playing.
we got home and found that mom had made us cinnamon buns. oh yummy. the house smelled so good. i could have eaten a whole bun but mom only let me have a little taste. dad and mr chris left me home and went off to do big boy things. i was a little sad. i'm a big boy, i wanted to go too. i got stuck doing dull sunday stuff with mom.
mom wanted to go out shopping but i refused to get ready so we cut a deal. if mom agreed to make me pizza for lunch, we could go shopping after i ate. mom made me something called a pita pizza. i ate half since it was pretty big. it was rather tasty. i got some plums and apple chunks for my dessert.
after lunch i got ready and mom took me out. we just went to tesco for a few things, nothing super exciting. it's a pretty nice day out so town was really busy. got home and i had a nap. blah. i was tired and whiny and fussed at mom for like an hour before i finally fell asleep. woke up and i was still whiny and fussy. mom was not thrilled. i had some juice and assorted dried fruit and that perked me up.
this evening i've just been hanging out with mom watching tv and playing with my toys. i ate a huge dinner but only because mom held my garlic bread to ransom. i had to have a spoonful of pasta slop before she would let me have a bite of garlic bread. i'm going through one of those phases where i don't like food. i am also questioning authority. this morning mom told me to stop climbing and goofing off and i said- why? you should have seen her eye twitch.

it's saturday. i'm not eating mush and banaanananas for breakfast any more. after three years i'm freaken sick of breakfast mush. so mom is trying different things. today she tried to pass off a bowl of homemade granola as candy. how dumb does she think i am? i ate a couple spoonfuls to humor her. mom finished the bowl and that was breakfast. i ate some banana. since it's saturday, that means shopping day. dad and i went down to the car and he was all- where in the heck is your car seat? mom came down and was all- doh! she left and came back with my big boy booster seat. oh yeah, no more baby car seat for me. that thing was getting way too small. mom was all: 0-4years old my ass.
i like my new seat. dad drove us to the store and we did the usual shopping. i didn't want to ride in the cart so mom said i could walk around the store. i got the help dad push the cart and pick things off the shelf. it was fun. we stopped at aldi for more shopping. mom said- quickly, quickly we can't stay all day. so went around the store super quick. just as we were getting in line this guy cut in front of us and his cart was chock full, it looked like the bought one of everything. mom snatched me up and said we could go visit the fish while dad waited in line, haha dad.
i had fun visiting with the fish. i also said good morning to the rabbits, mice and guinea pigs. hello little creatures. dad came and it was time to head back home.
dad put the groceries away and went off to work. bye dad. i asked mom what we were going to do today. she said we had to pick up all my toys and bring out mr hoover for a visit because someone was coming to visit us. who? who? who? alan? is it alan? i like alan. mom said, not it wasn't alan but she would tell dad to invite him over again soon. oh, who then? mr chris. mr chris is home from canada for a few days and he's coming to visit with dad for the weekend. whoo-hoo, mr chris. mom got my toys all tidied up and then she plugged in mr hoover. i wasn't sure mom knew how to work him so i showed her how to use him. mr hoover sucked up all the crumbs.
after doing the chores mom and i went out for a walk around town. ladeda. mom and i spent the day doing the usual saturday things. we did our walk and got fresh air. we watched spongebob and played with toys. mom did some cooking. i had my nap and played some more. dad finally came home and sure enough mr chris was right behind him. i was able to spend a little time with them before mom chased me off to bed. as soon as i am finished here it's sleep time for me and blueberry.

hooof. first day of just me and mom. it's been alright, no big fights. we had breakfast and i said good bye to dad. mom and i hung out watching tv shows. i played with my toys while mom made her shopping list. mom took me out shopping. we visited the veg stand lady, nothing good today. mom took me in a few of my usual charity shops. i looked over the offerings, meh. i asked mom to take me to playgroup. she was all- playgroup? there's no playgroup until the fall. everyone has gone on holiday. no playgroup or classes. oh my fucking god, are you serious? i've got to spend the whole summer doing stupid stuff with my mom. ugh. longest summer ever. mom wanted to go into tesco and i gave her some hassle about that. she just grabbed my shirt collar and dragged me in the store. i helped with the shopping. i got to scan stuff at the check out.
doing the shopping was actually the most exciting part of my day. the rest of the time mom and i just watched tv ate snacks and goofed off waiting for dad to get home. speaking of dad, he should be home any minute so i better wrap this up. i can't wait to have guy time. we're going to hang out and watch a show about jellyfish. 

today i am off to the seaside with jammma and grdad for one more super fun adventure before they head back home.

i am home. i've given my mom and dad lots of hugs and kisses. now it's time for some bedtime stories and sleep. more tomorrow.

i called home and talked to my mom. i told her i was coming back to see her and daddy. jammma and grdad are going to help me pack up my things and we headed back to my house tomorrow. i miss my mom and dad.

it's tuesday. i'm trying to squeeze in a few more fun adventures with jammma and grdad before i have to go home.

i feel a little better about things today. i'm doing the usual stuff- tagging along behind grdad while he does the chores.

i am sad. this afternoon just isn't going my way. i've bumped my leg so that hurts. i bit my tongue. jammma sat with me one the couch giving me some hugs while i cried. poor hardwick. grdad said i could call home so he dialed the phone for me. my mom answered. talk to daddy, please. talk to daddy. i would like to talk to daddy please. is daddy at work? talk to daddy. mom was all- he's in the kitchen making some curry. so i got stuck talking to my mom. i told her how i went to the hospital because i hurt my arm. then i told her i wanted to come home. mom was all- yes of course you can come home grdad and jammma will bring you when they can. humph. i gave the phone to grdad so he could talk and sulked off. sunday is a sad day.

today was full of all kinds of exciting stuff. jammma and grdad took me for a ride in the country. we went to a place that had a wicked cool playground. i ran off and went on all the rides. i'm a big boy, i don't really need any help now. everything was fun and good until the last swing. i climbed up and before jammma could come and help me- i fell right off. i landed in a big heap and my arm really hurt. ouchie. there were some tears. jammma dusted the wood chips off me and checked me over. i couldn't move my arm. jammma said- everyone to the hospital right now. so that was the end of playing outside. grdad drove us to a hospital. now i haven't been to a hospital since i hatched out of my mom. who knew they are freaken exciting. there was so much stuff to look at: bright lights, machines that go ping, beds that move up and down. cameras that take pictures of your insides. i could have spent all day there, it was awesome. a nurse lady asked me questions and poked my arm in different spots. i answered her questions. some guy took a picture of my arm, it's the craziest looking picture i've ever seen. you can't really see my arm like in normal pictures, you can see the bones! so the dr people said there were no brakes in the bones, there was nothing really wrong with me, just a bad ouchie. i got some pain medicine and sent on my way. i've got so many stories to tell my mom and dad when i see them.