here's me driving around in my car. oh yeah, i'm cool.

here's me giving my toucans a spin in the chair. wheeeee!

i spotted mom with the camera, time to get up close and day cheese.

so mom and dad went home yesterday afternoon and left me here with mommom and grandad. we are going to have so much fun. while i'm away on holiday- enjoy some random videos.

here's me spinning around. i like to spin around.

here's me in my new ride. grdad found it in the shed and mommom cleaned it up. word is uncle tom used to drive around in it before me. my first car, pretty cool. i like the color. it goes pretty fast too.

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check out my sandbox. mommom set it up for me the other afternoon when i was asleep. i woke up and there it was, sand in a box. very cool. now i can pretend i'm at the seaside. i like hanging out at the seaside.

i took a little time out of my busy day to help dad with his paper work. i showed him how to use the mouse. i know all about computers

i'm having loads of fun. today i dug around in mommom's flower beds. i got all nice and grubby.

today is my dad's birthday. happy birthday dad. i was a pretty good boy. i played outside in the garden while mom and dad made things in the kitchen. mom made something called monkey bread, of course no one shared with me. dad made something called a flan. i did get a little taste of that after dinner, oh it was very good. there was also rice crispy treats. dad gave me a taste and i liked them a lot. mom made sausage rolls and i got one for dinner. i took one bite told mom to shove the rest. blah. so mom went in the kitchen and came back later with some delicious soup that mommom made. oh it was so good i ate the whole bowl. then mom told me what i ate- tomato veggie soup with ground up sausage roll, ha. evil mom making me eat that disagreeable sausage roll anyway.
uncle tom and auntie amy came to visit. as soon as i saw uncle tom i ran of screaming and locked myself in the front room. i find uncle tom a little scary. i did come out for a few minutes and visit with auntie amy but only after tom went upstairs. and that's been my day. i'm going to have a quick splash in the bath with momom and then bedtime for me.

today was guys day out. gradad took me and my dad to the swimming pool. uncle tom was there too. dad took me in the water, they said it was going to be just like being in the bathtub. i didn't see any bubbles or rubber duckies. i held onto dad's neck really tight. gradad splashed around and uncle tom was there making sure none of us drowned. it was fun but a little scary.

i'm at my mommom and gradad's house. whooo-hooo. i had a very busy morning of annoying mom. she was running around the house trying to pack stuff into bags and clean and do stuff. every time she turned around i quickly emptied whatever she packed back out onto the floor. when my dad showed up just after lunch time i knew something was up. i helped dad take all the bags down to the car. finally mom said we were ready to go and we all jumped in car and hit the road. it was a long boring road. i went to sleep for while and when i woke up we were still driving. where in the hell are we going? finally we turned a corner and i sat up in my chair- gradad's house! i know where we are now. and mommom and gradad came out to see us. i got loads of hugs and kisses. i'm going to go talk to mommom now and fill her in on all the horrible stuff mom has been feeding me.

this morning mom and i went to the lieberry. for fun i scattered all the books mom wanted to return around the livingroom. i hid them under things. mom told me off. when we got to the lieberry and the check out girl took the books back, mom asked her to see if any where still out, check out girl said- yes, one. i got told off again for hiding the books. the lieberry was busy. there was no room at the arts and craft tables so i sat and played for a little while. i really wanted to use the computer so i wondered over to check it out. there was a boy around my age already using it. he jumped off the chair and chased me. i thought he wanted to play so i ran away laughing. then when i got close to him again he really shouted at me. turns out he didn't want to play he is just unpleasant. my mom was right there though and she gave me a hug and told me not to worry about it. mean boy left and i got a turn on the computer. mom set the sand timer so i would know when to be done. i did my thing and when the sand ran out mom said it was time to go do something else. we left the lieberry.
i didn't really feel like walking around town today so when mom tried to lead me toward the shops i started whining. it had the desired effect. mom said if i was going to act like that then home time it was.
not much else to report about my day. ate a good lunch. been busy making poops for mom to clean up. watching cars on the dvd.

another day, another walk with mom. buggy is getting pretty upset with being left home all the time. mom says if he pees on the carpet he's gone for good. silly mom, buggy doesn't pee, he just leaves muddy wheel prints everywhere.
mom dragged me off to do the shopping. in and out of stores all morning long. it was rather uneventful. after all the stores we visited, the only thing we brought home was a bunch of banannanas.
mom and i did have a nice lunch. we had a pizza party and sat on the floor watching cars. not a bad way to spend the afternoon.

this morning i just walked around with blanket blueberry over my head. why? no reason.
mom and i went to the store this morning. on the way we had to stop and post a letter. mom let me do it. she handed me the letter and then lifted me up so i could drop it in the slot. mom said that now that the letter is in the mail, we are all set to go back to monkey music in a few weeks. cool.
we didn't take buggy with us this morning. we didn't take buggy with us yesterday either. i don't think buggy has left the house since friday. mom says i'm a big boy and i can walk.

oh yeah, here's me and dad playing with the tractors.

today is sunday and you know what that means- i spend a load of time with dad and we go for an adventure. whoo-hoo. well it didn't start off so great. i found dad in bed with my best friends and my blankies. what the heck?
today we went for a drive in the countryside and ended up at a big old farm. mom said we came to visit the mini horses. mini horses? what the heck is that? and then i found out- horses the size of dogs. i'm not particularly afraid of horses and i'm not afraid of large dogs at all but i was not interested in these horses one bit. mom and dad took me into the field so we could walk around and meet the horses. all they did was stand around and eat grass. i pointed to one and said- eating food and then i pointed to a pile of poops and said- poops. for little horses they sure do make big piles of poops.
luckily there was loads of other things to do at the farm besides watching little horses eat and poop. i found the little kid tractors and made dad push me around on every one of them. when mom said it was time to go do something else i threw a screaming fit. i could have played on the tractors all day long. we stopped by the duck pond and visited with the ducks. some big goose came up and tried to mug mom for the tissue she had in her hand. so we walked off to see other stuff. i found a small stream to jump across with dad. i would have liked to spent more time jumping across the stream but mom said i shouldn't push my luck. stream jumping is like russian roulette, eventually your luck runs out.
so we walked around some more and stopped to look at a few donkeys. they were just standing around munching on hay. eventually we ended up in a play room full of kitchen stuff. i cooked a chicken leg in the microwave and made a lot of toast. i had a good time playing in the toy kitchen. mom never lets me cook at home. next to the kitchen was a small ball pit so i got to roll around in there for awhile. i would have liked to stay longer but mom said it was chucking out time so i got my shoes back on and we said goodbye to all the horses. mom said that since i was such a good boy i could have a special treat. dad went and got me a frozen fruit yogurt thing. we shared, it was really good.
phew and that is what i did with my afternoon. we're all home now. mom is making some dinner. i'm going to eat and then it's bath time.

went shopping with mom and dad this morning. same old same old. i got some raisins for treat time and the toucans decided they like raisins. so we shared.

this morning i got mom good. i got really mad at mr potato head because his hat would not stay on. i was frustrated after many tries and started to cry. i told mom my troubles and she was all- i don't deal with toy complaints. so i cried some more. mom said- i am ignoring you. this is not a crying issues. take all complaints to the blankie department. so i wiped my nose and slapped mom in the arm a few times and then stormed off. a few seconds later i hear mom go- what in the world is this? ha. she found the giant sticky boogie i wiped on her arm. that will teach her. i am going to take mom's advice though. i got blankie and i'm going back to bed until i'm in a better mood. screw you potato head, i hope mom turns you into soup.

mom and i went to the park this morning. everything was wet since it rained over night. i didn't let that stop me. mom was all- go have fun. so i ran around. i kicked my ball that we brought from home. i pushed buggy for awhile. i got down on the ground and checked over buggy's wheels. i slid down the slide and landed in a puddle. i rolled ball down the slide and he landed in a puddle. i got soggy and had loads of fun. mom said lucky for me it was a nice sunny warm day. after the park she dragged me off to the stores. we got stuff and went home.
my afternoon was pretty uneventful. i just played and watched shows. mom annoyed me so i went in my room and dumped all my clothes out of the drawers and onto the floor, again. mom saw and she was- ok the clothes can live there now if that is how you want to be. i'm two.

mom took me to the lieberry today. i thought she was dragging me along to the grocery store but then we turned the corner and i was all- lieberry! lieberry lieberry. we only turn that way to go to the lieberry. whoo-hoo. the place was full of kids again. mom said we could sit down and color for awhile. i got some paper and a pot of markers and sat down with mom. i did color for a few minutes but i wasn't that interested today. i was more into trying to keep the little girl across from me away from the marker pot. every time she tried to get a marker, i moved the pot. mom said if i wasn't going to color and if i wasn't going to share we would not be staying, so she gathered up our stuff and i got dragged to the grocery store after all. booo.

it's a grey blah monday out. i'm still feeling a little weird. ate pretty much all of my breakfast though without any trouble this morning. watched some shows and just played quietly with my toys. i'm still not feeling 100%, it's more like 85% today. so about the same as yesterday. i managed to eat the half of samich that mom made for lunch but when she didn't get me any treats i didn't complain. i had some more medicine. mom suggested i go lay down for a little while and that sounded like a good idea, so i'll be back later.

i got up in the middle of the night. i went to find mom. she was sleeping so i said- hi really loud. one eye flew opened and looked at me. 'get in bed' so i climbed up into bed with mom. i sat down and said- breakfast time. want breakie. mom grumbled- no nightnight time, go to sleep. want breakie, breakfast time. no, it's time to sleep. i tried for a good hour or so to wear mom down and see if she would make me food in the middle of the night, but it didn't work. i eventually went back to sleep, after i stole all of mom's blankies and kicked her in the back a few times. i did eventually get my breakfast at the usual time after everyone had gotten up.
dad went off to do his usual sunday morning thing. i wanted to go with him, i got my shoes and my backpack. i gave mom a kiss and told her i was off to work but no i had to stay home when dad left. instead i had to help mom pick up all my toys so mr hoover wouldn't eat any of them when he came to visit. blah.
i got really upset when i couldn't find my friend pete. i walked around calling his name, pete. pete. pete. i started to cry and sob. i couldn't find him so i just climb into bed to have a cry with my blankies. i guess i fell asleep. when i opened my eyes, pete was right next to me on the pillow. oh pete. i went and showed mom and saw that dad was back. whoo-hoo. and it was lunch time, double whoo-hoo. i sat in my chair with pete and ate some pasta and sauce. i only ate a little. mom kept feeling my head and saying- you're warm, do you feel ok? no, i don't really feel right. so i only ate a little lunch. mr hoover came for his visit.
when all the sunday chores were done mom and dad had a talk and it was decided that our family trip out would be canceled for the day. booo. though while i feel a little weird, i feel perfectly fine to go out and have fun. mom said that i could go to the park though for some fresh air with dad. well, that's alright then. dad and i have a great time together.
so mom got me all ready and i headed out for some fun with dad. we went up to horseguards. we had the whole place to ourselves. the two of us had a great time. i was sad when it was time to go and there were tears. instead of heading straight home we walked down to the pub. awesome. doing guy stuff with dad. someone must have told mom where we were hanging out because she showed up. there was much discussion about food and finally dad went and ordered something. when the food came i didn't feel like eating anything so dad ate mine. after food and drinks we all headed home.
mom tried to feed me some dinner, i said- no. i did get another dose of medicine though. mom said i was still warm.
and that was my sunday. dad is getting my bubbles ready. i'm going to have a splash in the bath and then it's family movie time until bed.

it's saturday. i woke up and dad was home, just like mom said he would be. cool. dad and i hung out this morning. after everyone was up and ready we all went for our saturday morning trip to the grocery store. it's fun. i like looking at all the stuff on the shelves and looking into other people's carts to see what they are buying. dad and i just wonder around while mom does all the work. after the store we went home and unpacked the bags. dad left for work so now it's just me and mom.
mom put cars in for me to watch on the dvd, so i watched that and played. ate my lunch. mom and i hung out and watched the airplane crashing show. that was pretty cool. every time i saw an airplane i jumped up and pointed airplane, airplane. when you watch a show all about airplane crashes, that's a lot of airplanes to see. i'm pretty worn out so i think- naps for me. more fun later.

this morning mom and i got ready to go out for our morning walk. mom said that buggy would be staying home. oh no, buggy is coming with us. i pushed him up to the front door so mom would get the idea. if i leave the house, buggy leaves the house. mom said- no, really. buggy stays home. we're just going in to town to pick up a few things and you are perfectly capable of walking. humph.
so mom and i walked into town and did the shopping. we went from store to store looking at things and buying stuff on the list. blah blah blah. so boring. but i didn't complain and i was a good boy. i didn't shout or run or break things or touch stuff i'm not supposed to.
mom says that dad will be home late so she will be conducting bed time tonight. wonderful. another long and blah day topped off with having to listen to my mom- head on pillow please. bedtime. bedtime. don't you get out of that bed. head on pillow.

mom says- welcome to the dog days of summer. nothing even remotely interesting happened today. mom asked me what show i wanted to watch so i told her- thomas and friends. so i've just been watching thomas and playing with my toys.

this morning i was playing around with my trucks. i had a clean shirt i found lying around stuffed in the back of my dumper truck. i ran in to mom and she looked down- is that what you picked out to wear today? if you want to pick out your own clothes fine. ok mom. so i zoomed off with dumper truck into my room. i started opening drawers looking for something to wear today. when mom came in to check on me she found me standing in a pile of all my clothes. i pulled every last thing out of the drawers and scattered stuff all over the room. finding the right outfit is hard, i guess that is why mom doesn't bother with matching stuff most of the time. mom just shook her head and picked up a shirt and pair of pants off the floor.
so mom and i got dressed and went out. when we got to the edge of town mom asked- do you want to go to the library? lieberry, lieberry, lieberry. alright. so mom and i went to the lieberry. we got there a little early and had to wait around outside for the doors to open. there was a crowd of people. old people, college kids, older kids and little kids like me. actually there were loads of little kids, what the heck is going on? we got inside the lieberry and found out it's arts and crafts day. cool. mom picked out a few books for us to take home. i rode on the horse and played with some toys. after things calmed down a little mom and i took a seat at one of the tables. we got some paper and a pot of markers and we colored stuff. it was great fun. i got marker everywhere, even on my nose. mom says i was a really good boy and next week we'll go back for another round. whoo-hoo.
after the lieberry mom and i did just the usual stuff. we walked around the store and bought things we needed. i just sat in buggy and talked about my marker tattoos.
mom and i went home and proceeded to have a totally uneventful afternoon. i tried to give mom a hard time about eating my dinner but she threatened to turn off in the nightgarden if i didn't behave. i ate all my dinner and got my treats. when i was done mom said- hurry up and get ready, we'll go to the park. whooo-hoo.
we got to the park and it was a little weird. there where 3 walking sheets and 10million little kids running around all shouting and being rude. i staid far away from them, i've be around kids like that before in the courtyard and they play rough. thankfully the sheets left and took the loud kids with them. i had the whole park to myself. for fun i grabbed mom's bag away and took of running with it. mom said- help, oh help, that hoodie has stolen my bag. maybe this big strong man coming will save me. and i looked to find my dad walking through the park gate. whoo-hooo, dad!
ok, my dad is home now and i'm home and my mom is home. that means- hang out time. me and dad are going to play and then bed time for me.

got up this morning and it's still raining. booo. mom said it wasn't so much rain as a very heavy mist. whatever it is, it's not very nice out. mom said- screw the weather, let's go find some muddy puddles to jump in! awesome. i love muddy puddle jumping. so mom and i got dressed for the rain and went outside. i jumped in all the muddy puddles. i made big splashes and laughed. mom and i walked into town. i jumped in puddles. eventually we ended up at a place i hadn't been in awhile- dinky's. oh cool. that's the perfect place to hang out on a grey wet day. i guess lots of people feel the same way, the place was packed full of loud kids. i didn't let that bother me. i got right in the ball pit and played. i even went down the slide a few times. mom let me hang out at dinky's for a super long time. i was having lots of fun but in the end we had to go home, it was lunch time. i had a big steaming bowl of mom's rattailstewie, with turkey and garlic bread chunks. oh it was good. so i had a fun morning and a huge warm bowl of food. i'm going to get my blankies and curl up for a little nap.

today mom and i got ready and went to town early. mom said we had to get all the chores done before the rain came. we didn't take buggy. i walked. i walked around town and helped mom do the chores just like a big boy. we walked from the house to poundland. then we walked from poundland to tesco. from tesco we walked to jessops and then from there we walked home again. that's really far! i walked the whole way. i helped mom in the shops and i was a super good boy. we got home just before the rain started. phew.
so it's raining out. i ate my lunch and had a nap. just been playing with my toys and watching my shows. long boring ass rainy day. i hope dad comes home soon.

busy morning. everyone got up. dad went out so i had to eat my breakfast with just mom. wonderful. all mom says is- eat. open, here it comes. put your feet down. at least dad and i have cool chats. i ran around the house this morning yelling and crashing into things with my dumper truck. mom picked up my toys, she said mr hoover was coming for a visit later. great, mr hoover. he comes to visit every week and i still don't like him much. he should find someone else to hang out with.
after the house was nice and tidy and mom finished the dishes and making soup, we finally got to go outside to play. wheeeeee. mom took me to the park. there were a lot of kids there. i told mom i wanted to go on the trampnampoline. she said- ok fine go ahead. but there were bigger boys using it, 3 of them. one was about my size but the other ones were older. there was lots of running and shouting and bouncing. i just stood on the edge and watched them. i laughed with them but i wasn't ready to play with them. mom and i went to the little kid section. there were some older girls on the roundy round. they stopped and let me on. i could sit on that roundy round all day long. when mom told me i had to get off and do something else for a little while because too much spinning will make me sick, i shouted at her. that did not go over well. mom took me over to the swings. i was having a good time on the swings but i really wanted to do something else, so i screamed at mom and started crying. mom stopped the swing and i got a lecture on how shouting and screaming at mom will only get you taken home, since there is something obviously wrong with you. so mom took me out of the swing and we left the park.
mom took me in to town to get a few things. i gave her hassle. i kept stepping on buggy's wheel. mom told me if i kept that up my foot would snap off. going around the stores i kicked things and shouted for no reason. mom finally said if i didn't behave buggy would go in the closet and i would find myself walking everywhere from now on. whatever.
mom took me home and dad was back. i had my lunch without any trouble. i took a nap. now i'm up and dad is going to take me out to play. so see you guys later. it's time for fun.

went out shopping this morning with mom and dad. i sat in the cart while mom filled it up. dad and i roamed the aisles looking at things. we've got loads of food now, including another batch of grapes. grapes grapes grapes. i love grapes. i wanted to start eating them as soon as they went in the cart but mom said i had to wait until after lunch.
we got back from shopping and dad went off to work. i was pretty upset about that. i wanted to go too. mom gave me blankie robin so i could have a good cry. i ended up blowing out a huge boogie and then i wiped my nose with robin. he was so not impressed. i think now blankie robin is mad at me. it's going to be one of those days isn't it.
mom made lunch. she told me to sit in the chair and plopped a grilled cheese samich down in front of me. i got to eat it all by myself, no help. it was good. think i'll go have a nap. mom says if it doesn't rain we can go run my dumper truck around the courtyard later.