this morning i found a ladybug. i picked up and showed it to mom- bee, bee. mom said- no bug, ladybug. i ran around the house with my bug shouting bee! bee! and then i dropped it. i called out, 'bee, where are you?' bee did not answer nor did he turn himself in. i went to mom to complain. no make that more like scream hysterically at her. mom was not impressed.
mom and i went off to art class. i like art class. today we got to paint, my favorite. i also got to use scissors. fun stuff. i was a very good boy and paid attention. i also didn't eat any paint. the same could not be said for beanie paint eater, he turned himself pink today.
i got told off after lunch time for sipping my juice and then spitting it on the floor. it's my new favorite thing to do. mom took juice away and said- it's nap time. oh man stupid nap. mom put me in bed and then left the room. as soon as she walked through the door i jumped out of bed and dumped 2 dresser drawers full of clothes on the floor. i dug out a new pack of underwear and opened it up. i managed to get 5 pairs of underwear on before mom came back. she just looked at me and shook her head.