just been doing stuff with mommom and grdad. we've been going here and there and everywhere. for some reason we always end up at a grocery store. i helped fill the basket with things off the list and back home we went.
mom is all- today is new years eve. there could be fireworks later. the neighbors always like to set them off. today is dec 31 and tomorrow will be jan 1 and a whole new year. blah blah blah. mom's stories are getting more boring and pointless by the minute. i just slowly back out of the room and close the door.
mommom and i have been doing arts and crafts in the kitchen. i am loving this playdough stuff. today we made snowflakes. i got to use glitter and scissors, awesome. i love glitter and scissors.

NEW COMPUTER! no time to help mom and dad play with it though. mommom is off to work so grdad and i are going to drive her there. after we get rid of mommom grdad and i are going to have a super big boys adventure doing car stuff.

i peepeed on the potty at mommom's house. mom went with me, grdad and mommom out to the grocery store today. i roamed around helping grdad buy snacks and mom roamed around with her basket. we then all met up back at the car. mom pulled out a bag of m+m's and said i could have one if i peepeed on the potty. but, but my potty is at home in exeter. then mom pulled a potty out of her other shopping bag. oh great, a new potty.
so i spent the day hanging out and doing stuff with mommom and grdad. today we made playdough. oh it's wicked cool. i rolled out a bunch of dough and got my cutters out. i had loads of fun cutting out shapes and playing. i also spent a lot of time making pictures. i've got markers and glitter in my arts basket, so i used those to make lots of pictures. mommom's house sparkles now and is more colorful.
i snatched my bag of m+m's off the counter and shook them at mommom- treat please, potty. so she helped me with my pants and i did some pee on the potty. mommom gave me an m+m.

baby eleanor is here. she's stinky and makes too much noise. i'm curious and freaked out at the same time. she's ok as long as she's quiet. i'm not too keen on sharing mommom. i gave her chair a little rock and she went to sleep, that was ok. i don't want to get any closer to her though.
had a pretty good adventure with mommom this morning. the big boys all went out for a day of drinking in town. mom said she would stay and hang out with eleanor, so mommom and i had free pass to do whatever we wanted. we hopped a bus and went into town. it was fun walking around a different town. we checked out all the shops. i saw some really great toys but couldn't talk mommom into getting any of them for me. that's fine, i do have a lot of toys.
not much really going on right now. mom says it's naptime for everyone. i have to do my nap. eleanor is going to nap and mom says she will too. naps and then play time i guess

today i had a couple of different adventures. i went grocery shopping with mom and grdad. there's loads of food in the house but no bread or bananas. no bread or bananas? the cupboards might as well be bare. so i helped wander around the store with grdad and the cart. mom walked around with her basket. mom got snacks and we picked up the stuff on mommom's list. exciting stuff.
after shopping i was feeling pretty tired. i almost fell asleep in the car. got home and ate a little lunch. mommom took me upstairs for naptime. i had a good sleep and then it was adventure time.
i spent the afternoon with mommom and grdad. we took a car ride. first stop was to visit mommom's mom at the dead people storage place. cemetary, that's the word. when we were done catching up with mommom's mom we went to visit one of mommom's sisters, aunty seashell. jem was there. JEM! we ran around the yard and chased bubbles. oh it was fun. who knew dogs like bubbles as much as kids. we played for hours.
got home and told mom about my adventure, ate some dinner. uncle tom came over with baby eleanor. now we're all going to hang out until bedtime.

today is boxing day. it's the day when little kids toss aside all the toys they got yesterday and spend all their time just playing with the boxes. mom says that's a reasonable explanation of the day. it's some weird ass holiday english people celebrate dating from olden times, no one here is even really sure what the day is supposed to be about. it's like christmas day part two, same food just no gifts.
not really much to report. going to spend my day playing with all the cool stuff i got yesterday. i'm going to work on my car parking.

SANTA CAME!
whooo-hoooo. i got up this morning and went downstairs with mom. grdad and mommom got up too. breakfast was put on the stove to cook and everyone gathered in the front room. there were presents all over the place and piled high under the tree. santa santa santa. mommom pushed a huge brightly colored box over to me and said- this is for you from santa. i opened it up cautiously. inside was a cool ass parking garage- 3 stories! it's got a gas station, elevator and a car wash. awesome. i opened up my stocking and it was full of cars. mommom said the rest of the stuff would have to wait until after lunch.
i didn't want to eat my lunch. i took one bite and said- yuck, that's disgusting. eveyone else ate their lunch and thought it was very tasty. i had to sit and wait until the big people were done, then it was off to bed for me. i wasn't really hungry but damn i was tired.
i woke up after having a good sleep. mommom made me another batch of lunch and i ate it up, i change my mind. it wasn't disgusting, it was really good. after i ate we all gathered together in the front room again for more gift opening. oh goodie.
i scored loads of great stuff. i got a new pair of jammies and some snazzy new clothes. i got a george the pirate blankie, george is peppa pig's little brother and he's dressed up like a pirate. pretty self explanitory. the bestest thing i got was a huge play rug that has a city printed on it. there are roads and parking places and all kinds of different buildings. it is so freaken cool.
now it's time to truck off down the street to visit uncle tom, auntie amy and baby eleanor.

i'm at mommom and grdad's house. oh yeah. mom woke me up super early. i got my pants changed and helped me get my coat on. i followed dad and down hallway and we were off. car ride, car ride. go to mommom's house. i sat in my seat and watched the countryside go by. there was lots of fog and a little bit of snow. pretty much it was a long boring ride. the best part was when we stopped for a pee/coffee break. i wandered into the game arcade, there was a race car game and i pretended to drive. i am all about driving the car.
we finally got to grdad's house. dad turned the corner and i got all excited. i knew right where we were. mommom and dad came out and i jumped out of my seat shouting mommom!
i've just been having a nice day playing and doing fun stuff with grdad and mommom. we played music and danced for awhile. that was good fun. uncle tom came over with auntie amy and baby elenore. baby elenore is little, she seemed ok. i didn't want her near my toys or blankie blueberry. i took all my stuff and put it away before she could touch it.
mommom is cooking up something good, so we're going to eat and then bed bed bed, santa comes tonight!

mom and i went out for our morning walk. it was icey, slippy slidey. good thing mom walks me on a leash or else i would have been kissing pavement all over the place. mom and i walked/slid into town and went around the shops. we got things at the grocery store. we visited the charity shops. i managed to convince mom into buying me a little racing car from the 10p bin. mom was all- only because the weather is nasty and it's not safe to really play outside, you can have a car to keep you busy inside. whatever the reason i don't care, just buy me the car lady.
after the shops we shuffled home. lots of people around us were slipping and sliding too. it was funny watching all the big people flailing their arms and cursing. mom and i spent the rest of the day snuggled down in the livingroom. i played with my cars and watched finding nemo. mom just puttered around and made a cake.
dad got home super early, mom was all- what the heck? and i was all- DADDY! i hung out with dad while mom went around doing weird stuff. stuff was pulled out of the closets, clothes piled up on the bed, the kitchen was cleaned. dad said that everyone had to go to bed early because in the morning we would be going off to mommom and grdad's house. oh oh oh, mommom and grdad's house. i better make sure mom packed all my favorite friends

get more stars, get more cars. get more stars, get more cars. mom keeps repeating that to me. if i pee in the potty i get a star. once i get 10 stars i get a new car.
yesterday i earned my first car. i mentioned that- the green monster truck looking one. it's pretty cool. since last night and this morning i peed in the potty enough times to earn another new car today. go me. 10stars in less than 24hrs. this morning mom and i went out to the shops before it got busy and i picked out my new car. i got a black cab. the doors kind of open and the hood lifts. i like it.
mom and i walked all over town for our fresh air and excersise. lots of people rushing around. we checked out the shops and got things at the grocery store. got home and ate a big lunch. mom made a peanut butter and jelly samich, good stuff. watched toystory 2 since that is today's movie. rather uneventful day actually. i've been playing with my new cars.

today i earned enough stars by going on the potty for a new car. mom and i went around the shops today and i found a pretty cool green monster truck looking one with big tires. you rev it up and it shoots across the floor by itself. mom found a few books in different shops, educational books. bleh.
it's super cold out. mom and i saw snowflakes float by the window. that was pretty neat. it's been awhile since i've seen snow. mom and i got dressed up and went out to try and catch some snowflakes. no luck. we saw some but they would float away instead of land in my hand.
just been hanging out watching mom do housestuff and watching toystory. not much you can do on a cold wintery day.
i've used the potty a few times today and gotten some more stars but not because i wanted to but because mom was on my case. use the potty use the potty. meh. i had my first major accident. some poops came out while i was busy playing. mom looked in from the kitchen and was duely horrified. i got sent to the bathtub for a clean up and mom scrubbed the carpet.
just killing time until dad gets home.

today was pretty good. dad went off to the gym. i hung out with mom watching the morning shows and having my breakfast. same old same old. the sun was shining and mom said it was time to go outside. so mom and i got dressed up in our best- it's damn cold outside clothes. mom said since it hasn't rained in a few days how about we go to the park. whooo-hooo. mom said park and i said- FOOTBALL! mom was all- really? football? um, ok. so she packed up a football for me. we went to the park and had the whole place to ourselves. the ground was still muddy but everything was frozen. mom took out my football and i just ran by it. i didn't really want to play. i got on the roundyround and checked out all the ice on it. there was ice on everything. i did the slide and went shooting down so fast i ended up on the grass. the ice made it super slidey, it ruled. the paths around the park were icy too, mom said we had to be careful walking around.
after the park mom and i went into town for the usual shopping. we got milk and went back home. dad was home! awesome. mom made lunch. dad ate a huge breakfast.
after the food we all just hung out doing sunday stuff. mom made me take a nap. stupid nap. when i got up i found that dad had set up my train tracks. dad and i played trains until it was time for dinner. and that's what i've been doing today. nothing super exciting but still really fun. now it's time to splash in the bath and get ready for bed.

it's cold out. the puddles have turned to ice. i tried to stomp a puddle and almost feel on my butt. ice is slippery. good thing mom was holding tight to my leash. mom and i went on our usual walk around town. we left early because mom said town is going to get crazy today. we hit the veg stand and scored a bag of apples. mom and i walked around the shops i like. i saw a few things i tried to talk mom into but she was all- nope, not buying anything more. went to the other veg stand and picked up some pears and cheap pepper. exciting stuff i know. i found 5p on the sidewalk, that was pretty good. on the way to the grocery store mom and i stopped to check out a collection of vintage motorcycles which had gathered in the big square. i walked around all the bikes and pointed out things to mom. tire, tire, light, motorbike. vroom vroooom. i really wanted to touch them but mom wouldn't let me. the bike riders were collecting for the hospice charity so mom tossed a few coins in their moneybox.
after checking out the bikes we went to the grocery store. i helped mom get things on the list and that was that. we walked home to get warm. just been spending the afternoon playing cars and watching toystory. mom tried to talk me into monsters inc but i wasn't having it. toystory toystory toystory.

playgroup christmas party! whooo-hooo. it was pretty good. there weren't as many toys out or fun things to do. little girls kept coming over and snatching toys from me. mom just told me to share and go play with something else. it's not really fair that other kids can snatch toys i am using and i can't go and snatch toys from someone else. i tried it and mom came down on me like a ton of bricks. i didn't see anyone get told off when they took my toys. share share share. meh. mom told me that life isn't fair and just because other kids act bad doesn't mean i can too.
since it was a christmas party everyone brought food in and there was more to eat besides fresh fruit. there was all kinds of stuff i had never seen before. i managed to stuff a bright orange weirdly flavored puffed thing in my mouth before mom could stop me. who knows what it was, i didn't really like it. when mom told me not to eat any more i didn't complain or try to steal any off other kids. mom fixed me up a plate with some grapes and cheese. very tasty. i tried the ricotta tart that mom brought- looks like pizza but doesn't taste like pizza, the crust is weird. i also got an oat crunchie, mom made those too. i liked the oat crunchie. the rest of the food choices were just plain crap. mom was all- who eats this stuff, let alone brings it in for a bunch of kids to eat.
after snack time a special guest came in- SANTA! we all sat around and santa called our names. i went up and santa gave me a wrapped up box. looked just like the one i saw mom wrapping before we left home. i opened it up and it was the really cool looking car and puzzle track that's been siting on our flour container in the kitchen for a few days. this santa thing could be a huge scam but i won't ask any questions because i get cool things regardless.
mom and i left after santa. we had to go to the grocery store and do the chores.
the rest of my day has been rather uneventful. just hanging out with mom watching cars and playing with my toys. i've asked to use the potty a few times. mom's got me on this new reward system. i don't get any chocolate for using the potty, i get a star on a chart. once i rack up enough stars mom says she will take me to the store to buy a new car.

i've been busy using the potty this morning. i told mom, 'pants off, pants off' and she took my pants off for me. i then went and sat on my potty. i made lots of peepee. mom gave me some big boy underpants to wear. i played for awhile. i told mom pants off, pants off and she helped me with my underwear. i sat on the potty some more and made peepees again. going on the potty is pretty easy.

i'm getting the hang of this potty thing. i've used it twice today. i asked mom- pants off please and she helped me. i sat on the potty and made peepees. mom was all impressed that i asked to use the potty. i got my special treats and got to flush the big toilet just like a grown up.
today mom and i went to art class. i ran around and played with earing before class. she shrieked, i shrieked. there was lots of shrieking and laughing. i did some painting today but mostly i wanted to goof off. at the end of class we got to grab a surprise out of the gift sack. i got a collection of animal dough cutters, maybe. mom's not quite sure what they are. dough cutters of some kind seems a reasonable guess. mom got the sheets of next term, so we're all set.
after class mom and i went to tescos. always with the tescos. we bought stuff on the list and then walked home. i watched finding nemo and ate a peanut butter and jelly samich.

today has been alright for a cold grey rather damp tuesday. mom and i went for our usual walk around town. first we went to the shops i like. i found a few things and talked mom into buying them. i got a cool new motorcycle. vroooom vrooooom. i carried it around town while we did the rest of the shopping, that's how cool it is. in one shop the old ladies behind the counter asked me if father christmas is coming to my house this year. mom said- most likely. they asked me what he was going to bring and i pulled out my motorcycle and told them- motorcycle, vroooom vroooom. they talked to me a lot and i just wanted to talk about my new motorcycle. yeah i charmed some old ladies today. in another shop an old lady kept poking me in the nose with stuffed animals. she talked to me about a bunch of stuff too. we dug through the animal box together. mom was standing right there and the lady asked her if it was ok to play with me, mom said- sure. so we had a laugh with the stuffed animals. i brighted an old lady's day, mom says- good deed done.
after the fun stores i had to help mom in the grocery store. don't hit the sign. don't hit the sign. i say that just before i give the what's on special signs a big wack. then mom says- don't hit the sign and i laugh. mom does not. mom and i got what we needed at the shop and headed home in the misty day.
i ate a big lunch. mom dug some beef stew out of the freezer and i had some of that. it was surprisingly good. i watched toystory 2, that is today's movie. i also played with my motorcycle. i went to bed at nap time and had a good sleep. mom got me up and i watched toystory 2 again and played with my motorcycle some more. mom made some more banana bread. mmmmm banana bread. when she was done in the kitchen i went in and made a pretend cake too. you can never have enough cake.

well today was the day, my last jojingles class. mom made teacher lisa some apple brownies and wrote her a little card. i got to decorate the card with some drawing. we went to class. there was loads of kids there today. we had lots of fun. we played the bells and sang winter time songs. lisa got the paratute out and there was lots of crazy. i went under the paratute with all the other kids and we all laughed and screamed when it covered us up. then i helped shake the paratute and lisa sprinkled fake snow on it. snow was everywhere. we also found time to decorate a little tree and make a snowman on the pin up board. it was a nice ending to a fun class. i gave lisa her card and mom gave her the apple cake. and that was that. no more jojingles. mondays are going to be even more blah in the new year.
after class mom dragged me around the shops to buy some cinamins, it's some kind of magic powder that makes cakes taste yummy. we stopped by the crazy fruit stand ladies to score some cheap bananas. whoo-hooo cheap bananas.
not much going on now. it's rather grey and cold out. i watched toystory and ate a toasted cheese samich for lunch. mom sent me to my room for being naughty. i'm supposed to be thinking about the lesson behind toystory and taking my nap. meh. it's my position that these are my toys and i should be able to stand on them and break them all i want. mom says that if i can't play nice with my things she'll send them to live with a little boy who will.

nothing terribly exciting about today. dad went to the gym. i hung out with mom and watched the morning shows. grdad called, that was kind of exciting. i told him that dad was at the gym. mom said it was time to go out so we got dressed and walked into town. i helped mom buy the groceries. whoo-hoo. grocery shopping on a sunday morning. i sang wheels on the bus during the walk home. the wheels on the bus go round and round and round and round. got home and dad was back. we're going to spend the day together doing fun stuff.
i ate lunch and mr hoover came to suck up all the crumbs. after mr hoover left i hung out and chatted with dad about stuff and played with my cars. mom declaired nap time and everyone found a bed and went to sleep, even me. i was ready for nap time. i got up and it was time to play some more. mom was busy making stuff in the kitchen. dad and i set up my traintracks. we played trains and had a nice time. mom made some crap in a bowl of dinner and wanted me to eat it. i took one bite and spit it all back out. so gross. mom said if i wasn't going to eat a perfectly good bowl of food then no treats and just bread and water. fine by me. the trash can ate my dinner instead better him than me.
had a splash in the bath with dad. dad does a good bath time. he makes like a million bubbles.
and that was my sunday. just the usual stuff going on. tomorrow is my last monday music class.

today was a soso day. mom was in no mood for nonsense and i was in no mood to listen and behave. i ate up my breakfast this morning. dad went off to work. mom said since the sun was out again we could go out and play. so mom tried to get me ready. i just goofed off. i worked on my fake falls and just slumped to the ground while mom was trying to get my coat on. i got a couple warnings before mom finally just took my coat back off, stopped trying to get me ready and i got sent to my room. mom says under no circumstances should it take more than 10min to get a coat and some shoes on. morning walk is canceled. so i had to stay in my room for awhile to think about what being a good boy is all about. i just talked to my friends and read a story.
mom said i could come out and play nicely with my toys in the livingroom before lunch so i did that. i ate a huge lunch of pasta and sauce. i wasn't really into it but mom said if i didn't eat it there definately be no outside at all today. it was actually really good. dad makes good pasta sauce. after lunch mom and i got ready to go out again. things went much better this time. we were ready and out the door in under 5min.
mom and i did a short walk around town. there were millions of people around. i found 5p, lucky day. we stopped at the veg stand and got some apples. i like apples. we went around the fun shops i like. there wasn't much to look at. after the shops mom and i went home. i was ready for my nap. i slept for a bit.
this afternoon has been alright. i'm in a better mood. i've just been playing with my toys and hanging out with mom. dad is home now so it's time to do guy stuff with him.

so mommom and grdad packed their bags and left without me. i cried and tried to talk them into taking me too but it didn't work. i curled up on the couch with blankie and watched toy story. i was sad, but fine. when toy story was over mom put in finding nemo and i fell asleep sometime after that. i got up in the middle of the night and crawled into bed with dad. i told him about my visit to santa and how santa gave me a tractor. then i went back to sleep.
got up this morning and it was the same old same old. dad made breakfast and went off to work. mom stuffed me full of oatmeal and bananannanas. filling and tasty. mom and i hung out for a bit watching our morning cartoons, then we got dressed and went to playgroup.
playgroup is awesome. i really like it. mom and i staid the whole time. i pretty much just drove the big red car around. i made tea in the house for a bit and played with some spiky leggo type blocks. i then got back in my car and drove around some more. there was a weird fake baby i kept coming across. mom caught me a couple times just staring at it and saying- peepee hose. mom was all- you're not the only one who had a peepee hose. i only got told off twice by mom. she scolded me for stealing other kids cookies and banana chunks during snack. then i got scolded again for eating food i found on the floor. tasty tasty crumbs. mom and i staid and helped sort toys. i guess today was some kind of sort and clean day. i just drove my car some more and mom did puzzles. as a thankyou we got to dig through the toy pile and take whatever home whatever we wanted. i scored some cool new cars and a tractor pulling a sheep. i've got loads of tractors now.
got home and ate a samich. watching finding nemo and mom is on mom is on my back to take a nap, so i better get that done. more later if anything interesting happens.

no naps for me. i spent the afternoon running around the quay side keeping mommom and grdad busy. by santa time i was feeling pretty sleepy and wanted to skip the whole thing and go to sleep. mom showed up and kicked me out of buggy. not time to sleep, time to visit santa, come on now. grdad waited with buggy. mom went with me and mommom into the house to meet with this santa. (satan claws lord of hatemass, no we're not black metal listeners. just santa the red suit gift giving guy.) while waiting in line i checked out the trees and the sparkly balls hanging from the branches. there were flashy lights everywhere. i also so a couple of animals in some snow. i tried to tickle the rabbit near the fence.
i had my turn to meet santa. i wasn't too interested. mom did all the talking, i just looked at my shoes and tried to run away. santa did reach into his big bag and give me a presant. mom took some pictures and that was that. i survived another meeting with santa. i ran outside to show grdad what i got. i ripped the paper off my gift and saw that this year santa gave me a big green tractor. how does santa know exactly what i like? green tractor is way cool.
i have to go be sad now. mommom and grdad are getting ready to leave and they are not taking me. so i'm going to curl up with blankie robin and mom to watch toystory.

busy day for me today. mommom was going to take me to music class this morning until mom reminded her that my class today isn't until after lunch. mommom took me and grdad around the shops instead. we went here and there and everywhere. i got a new truck and a cool ass pirate hat, aaaargh. i be a pirate. it's for my dressing up pretend box at mommom's house. we had a good time walking around enjoying the sunshine. it hasn't rained in two days, that has to be some kind of record.
got home and mommom made me a delicious peanut butter and jelly samich. i ate the whole thing. there was just enough time for lunch and a pee break before we had to go out again to music class for real this time.
last music class until after new years. i had a good time. now i have to get my nap in before i visit santa later.

today was art class. i went with mommom and grdad. i ran around and around like a crazy person. i love the new room art class is in. there is so much space to run. one of the other boys brought a toy car so i talked to him about cars. when class started i took my seat and painted. i made a door hanger so santa would know that he should stop and put lots of presents under the tree. it looks like a reindeer. i aslo did a paiting. art class was fun as always.
after class mommom and grdad took me home for lunch. i ate a huge bowl of pasta and sauce because i was super hungry. i didn't want to eat my breakfast this morning so mommom said- no food until lunch then. i devoured everything mommom fed me. after lunch mommom, me and grdad all got ready and went outside to enjoy the sunshine. yup, that's right, the sun finally came out after like two weeks worth of rain. we went to the seaside to celebrate. whoo-hoo. i love going to the seaside on the train.

blog will be down for awhile do to technical difficulties. mom's computer has died. so updates will happen when dad lets her use his.
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today was a little weird. tuesday is usually a free day when mom and i roam around town aimlessly looking at stuff in the shops. instead mom took me, mommom and grdad to music class. mom talked to the teacher and asked if it was ok if i joined today's class since i missed my usual one last week. teacher said- yeah sure no problem. so mom left and i did monkey music class on a tuesday. oh it was weird, but fun and it gave me something to do instad of walking around in the rain.
after class i helped mommom and grdad gather some stuff at the grocery store. nothing really exciting. we went home and had lunch. mommom made me take a nap- booo, naps. i got out of bed and discovered grdad asleep on the couch and mommom gone. what the hell? i complained to mom and she said mommom had just gone out to roam around town and grdad was enjoying nap time. i was bored so i had my nap too.
spent the afternoon playing cars with mommom and grdad. there were lots of oh nos! and loud crashes. we had fun. grdad went out and met dad at the pub. i tore around the house. neither mom or mommom were impressed. grdad called and asked if i wanted to join the boys at the pub. you betcha. so i got dressed and mommom took me out to run around and go pick up grdad and dad from the pub.
everyone is home now. it's time for me to get ready for bed. mommom is going to read me a few stories, so later.

just another rainy monday. meh. mom and i got dressed and went to class this morning. i wasn't interested in anything but goofing off. mom and i fought about sitting on the circle. i just wanted to run around and try to cause trouble. mom says next time i will wear my leash. after class mom took me right home. i got mad at her for taking my thomas away so i wrecked my tracks and made a mess.
i ate my lunch and watched toy story. mom did some things in the kitchen. she started making soup and some how managed to break the can opener. there were bad words. mom said we had to go out to the shops in search of a new can opener or no one would eat- ever again. i got to sit in buggy while mom pushed me around town.
we stopped at the veg stand and got some potatoes because as it turns out no one could eat dinner tonight unless we bought some of those too. we tracked down a can opener and mom said- yippie, now i can liberate the chopped tomatoes. on the way home mom stopped at another veg stand and scored a million bananas and some tomatoes for stupid cheap. cheap bananas make mom happy. lots of bananas mean banana pantakes and those make me happy.
i fell asleep somewhere between tescos and home. i had a weird dream birds were stealing my hair. i woke up and mom said- hey, you don't have to sleep in the hallway you know. i just rolled over in my chair and went back to sleep. when i woke up for real mom asked me how i liked my new haircut? haircut? when did i get a haircut? mom said she cut my bangs when i was asleep. evil mom.
not long after i woke up there was a tapping on the front door. mom opened it up and one of my big trucks was on the matt. big lorry! i picked it up and grdad popped out from behind the door frame. grdad! he told me to put my shoes on so i could help him unload the car. OK!
mommom was down at the car. my rainy monday just turned awesome. i've spent the afternoon playing cars with mommom and grdad. it's time to get ready for bed, so i better be off.

today just isn't going my way. i had my afternoon nap and there was an incident. poopoos. lots of poopoos. they escaped my pants and got on the sheets. i was upset, and dirty and smelly. mom came and took me in to the bathroom where she cleaned me up and got me to calm down. i've got some diaper rash because i was asleep for a bit after the poopoos so i'm irritated. that makes me unhappy. so i'm whiny. i don't want to let mom put cream on me so we fight. all my bed stuff had to go in the wash. that means no blueberry or robin tonight at bed. mom pulled out a ratty old blankie who she tells me used to be my favorite. she is crazy. i want my blue blankies. so i spent some time crying for blueberry. i ate all my dinner and that was nice. dad helped me in the bath and shampooed my hair- that was not nice. i am just randomly unhappy now and tomorrow is monday. blah.
one nice thing was, when i got done in the bathroom with mom i found that dad had set up my traintracks in the livingroom. we had a good time playing trains for a bit. switch the points, switch the points. train goes round.

today was not as good as yesterday but i was better than most of the week. i gave mom a hardtime about stupid stuff but for the most part i listened and did what i was told. the rain stopped long enough for us to get a walk in around town without getting wet. we did the shopping for random food things and then mom took me to the charity shops. didn't find much. all i got was a toy that mom said is a quadbike. it's pretty rad. you pull it back and it shoots off across the floor. it has great big tires on it which i love. i had a good time playing with it before lunch. and then mom took it away because i was trying to peel the tires off and one of them split. mom, always ruining my fun. oh mom did find one cool things to buy me but she locked it away in the closet until my birthday. i got another scooter. it's like one of those razor scooters that were all the rage for awhile. it folds down for easy storage, which mom likes since this place is getting rather full of my stuff. mom says it can stay away until my birthday because you have to be a real big boy to ride it, and only after i get a crash hat. my other scooter can go to grdad and mommom's house.
that's about it really. besides going to the shops i just hung out with mom watching movies and playing with my toys.

mom says that she finally heard from dana bunny. the boat made it safely to the islands, so now dana bunny, g-dad and hunter can spend the winter partying in the Caribbean. happy birthday dana bunny. hope you have a rum filled day.

i learned a new word today- playgroup. PLAYGROUP! mom and i went out for a walk this morning. it's grey and not very nice, sprinkly tinkly out. blah. we can't go to the park because the ground is super wet as are all the rides since it's been raining forever. there is only so much shopping a person can do. i was prepared to roam around stores but mom was all- i really don't want to go shopping. so we went to this new place mom heard about- playgroup. mom said there would be a big room full of things to do and loads of kids. i was not to hit anyone and i had to share. we got to this playgroup place and opened the door. oh my god. i've never seen so many kids in one place before. there were millions of them running around and having fun. you wouldn't believe all the cool stuff to do. there was a corner for tiny kids to play with blocks and shaky chairs. there was a dressing up station where you could put on costumes. i saw a bookshelf piled high with stories just like the lieberry. there was a play house with a kitchen and stove. there was a table to do puzzles and a different table to play pretend farm with a barn and big plastic animals. and then there was a whole table dedicated to crafts. best of all there were things to ride on. oh yeah. i rode on everything. i rode the horse which is just like my horse at home. i rode the mini motorcycle and the mini trike. i also got to drive the big red car. i drove the big red car over to the pretend house and then went inside and made myself pantakes, just like big people do. i had so much fun. there was almost too much to do. to top things off there was even snacks. i got a cracker and some apple slices. i was pretty sad when mom said it was time to go. i admit i cried a little but i handled it well. when mom said it was home time i parked the car and got out and then walked with her over to collect buggy. i didn't have a screaming fit, i acted like a big boy, a sad big boy.
i helped mom buy random stuff at tescos and then we went home. we got back just in time. it started raining out again. i had a big bowl of yummy soup- leek and potato and watched toy story. now it's nap time, so i better go do that.

mom hasn't posted any videos in awhile. here's me eating and watching in the night garden. if you listen close you can hear me do a massive fart and then say- dude.

here's me playing the drums.

today has not been a very good day. mom has been very busy telling me off for everything. this morning we went for our usual walk around town. the sun was actually out but the ground was still damp and it was cold out. brrrrrr. every shop we went in i laid down on the ground, just because. in the pound store- i laid down on the ground. in the veg store- i laid down on the ground. in the heart charity shop i laid down on the ground. i tried to lay down at the outside veg stand but mom didn't stop to buy something like she usually does. i laid down on the ground in the other 3 charity shops we visited. mom took me to tescos and i laid down on the ground. we went to sainsbury's and i laid down on the ground again. mom hauled me up and frog marched me home double time. she said if i wanted to lay down i could do it in bed.
when we got home i didn't feel like laying down any more. instead i ran around the house, over and over again pushing my bus and making screeching sounds and then crashing sounds.
mom made us lunch. we both had toasted cheese samiches. i asked for samiches and mom said- cheese or peanut butter? cheese! cheese! oh they were good samiches. i ate mine all up.
after lunch i got up to more bad stuff. i ran around the house and then terrorized the heaters. i then crashed buggy around the hallway. mom really told me off for that. i sulked off to my room, go to bed. mom said- fine, you do that. so i curled up in bed with my blankies and went to sleep. mom never woke me for music class, i slept straight through.
i got up and it was raining out, oh what a surprise i know. i watched cars and dumped my toys all over the room. mom only gave me hassle if i got too loud. people down stairs, blah blah blah. after the 75th high speed bus chase of the day, mom took my bus and put it in the closet until further notice. my life just sucks today. but things are looking up- my dad just got home.

art class! oh yeah. mom and i went. we got there early and i goofed off. i asked mom to dress me in one of the red splash suits instead of the raincoat. in the splash suit i look like a sky diver. imagine came with her mom? gram? hard to tell, could go either way. i like them. they sat over by the wall waiting for everyone else to show up. i walked over and talked to them. i said- hi and pointed to my suit- jump out of plane. run, and then i ran off. imagine chased me a little and i ran back to my mom to hide. it was good fun. i shrieked because i was pretending to be scared and earring heard. then earring started shrieking, man that was loud.
today we painted and then used pipe cleaner and beads to make christmas decorations. christmas time, christmas time.
after art class mom and i went and did the shopping. we bought some bread and milk then hit the veg stands for cheap stuff. mom scored a load of bananas and pears today. mmmmmm cheap fruit. i found a penny. that's cool i guess. yesterday i found 6p and the day before i found 7p. i like finding money.
mom and i got home and i settled down to watch today's movie- finding nemo. mom says that we now have enough cool movies that i can watch a different one each day instead of watching the same one over and over and over again. i had a samich for lunch. that's been my day so far. mom says it's nap time, so i better go do that.

tuesdays. this morning dad helped me set up my train track and car road before he went to work. that was really fun. we watched thomas and played with my tracks. i wish he could have staid and played all day. no class on tuesdays so mom and i have to entertain ourselves. we walked around town looking in the shops and doing the chores. we did the boring stuff first- like getting things on the list for dinner. not so bad i guess, i found money on the floor at tesco. after the chores we went to the charity shops. today we were looking for cars. mom finally agreed i am now old enough for matchboxes. even better is they are small enough to fit on my road track. not much on the shelves today. we didn't find anything really good until the last store. they refilled their 10p bin. oh man it was full of great stuff. i got a couple of cars and a super neat airplane. now i guess i'll have to get an airport going.
got home and watched toy story 2 and played with all my new things. mom says 50p is a small price to pay to keep me busy an entire day.
it's super cold out. mom had to turn the heat on. i'm glad mom and i went out early while it was still a bit warm. is this what winter is all about? at least the rain stopped for a few hours. i'm glad i have some new cars to drive around, gives me something to do.