today my dad got all dressed up in fancy clothes and said he was off to work to defend his thesis. why? is it under pirate attack? are the mongol whores using it for buttwipes? mom says no. first off it's mongol hordes and secondly a bunch of people just want to grill dad to make sure he's a good science geek. oh, ok.
mom and i ended up having a pretty good day. we didn't get into any fights. i was a good boy.
dad called to say he passed inspection and has been certified as quality science geek, dr level.