dad made me some banannana and oatmeal for my breakfast today. i ate pretty much the whole bowl. i ran around the house screaching and making a super mess. finally mom couldn't take any more and she got me dressed and took me to the cathedral to walk around.
i was walking on the cobbles and ran into these old ladies who were chattering and taking pictures. they said nice things to me i think. they talked really weird, mom said they were german. i think they took some pictures of me too. mom said she is pretty sure every german tourist we have seen this summer has an acidental picture of me. i'm going to be a huge star in that country, as big as the hoff.
i saw one of the kitties and said good morning to her. she let me pet her, so soft. i walked all along the cathedral, that's pretty far. when i got around to the front i saw two little boys about my age running around. i went rumbling over to them. the first one i got to, i went right up to him and stuck my finger in his mouth and tapped his cheek- that's how monkeys say hello. i went up to the other boy, who was way smaller than me and i took his ball away. mom told me off for that. so the three of us took turns taking the ball of each other and crying when it wasn't our turn to have the ball.
mom eventually dragged me off to do the shopping. i was obnoxious in the store so we didn't end up buying any food. she took me into a few charity shops. i kept trying to pull things off hangers and chirping. mom said if i was going to be annoying then i should get out of buggy and walk. so she put my leash back on and made me walk down this big hill. i kept throwing myself on the ground in protest and mom was all like- whatever.
we finally made it to the bottom of the hill and then she made me walk up this smaller hill to the bishop's palace. oh man. there's some fucking hippie love fest going on there today and mom dragged me to it. so boring. mom didn't make us stay long because it was all about how to live a greener life and some anti blood sport people were there. two groups that really make her blood pressure rise, toss in peta or greenpeace and her head might explode.
so mom finally took me home and i had mail waiting for me. two packages! gram sent my lion back and a new monkey friend! whoooo-hooo.