today a bird pooped on my head. what the hell is up with that? i was hanging out with mom watching trains and all of a sudden this stuff fell through the trees and landed all around us. mom noticed some weird goop in my hair, what the fuck is that? poops! and then she busted out a buttwipe and cleaned me up. so embarrassing on all levels.
mom and i have been fighting a lot lately. the way i see it, i'm a big boy. i do all kinds of big boy things. i can even press the button to call the elevator. i should get more say on what we do and where we go. mom says- she's the boss and she makes the rules.
like today we got into a big fight about where to watch the trains from. i wanted to go down the path to watch from where the homeless junkies hangout. mom said we can either stand near the station or take the other path up the hill and to the park. i said no- junkie hangout. mom said- in the buggy, walk is over, discussion is over, we are going to go buy bread. oh man.
on our afternoon walk we only made it as far as the clock tower. i wanted to go one way and mom was dragging me the wrong way. she said i could either follow her to a cool surprise or we could just go the hell home since it's too darn cold out for nonsense. goes without saying i ended up in buggy and back home 5minutes later.
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