i woke up in the middle of the night and found myself in my own bed. what the hell? i squaked at mom to come and get me. hey hey hey. she told me that since she has a cold she is covered in germs and i should sleep in hardwicks bed until they left. i don't think so lady. so to get her attention i started banging on the head board. mom came over to make me stop and there i was sitting up and laughing at her. yeah that's right, i've figured out how to sit up on my own. then dad came in, he said thathe was going to bed so we all had to go to bed. mom gave up and said that i could sleep with her again. so i curled up next to mom. i saw something scurry across her face. GERMS! blankie and i squished as many as we could. mom wasn't too impressed. she thought i was just punching her in the nose for fun.
spent the day hanging out with mom and her germ friends. i practiced my sit ups and butt spins.

mom is sick. gram has the day off. i think i will hang out with her instead.
ok, almost time for bed. didn't see much of mom today. had an adventure with gram and grandad. we took car to this place called bakewell. we met up with some of granfolks friends. they had a little dog with them and i made friends with him. we ate at a restaurant and i was my usual charming self. got home in time to watch jericho and ghost hunters with mom.

mom sounds funny. she has caught something called a cold. her ears are all clogged up so i will have to squak extra loud. think i will spend the day with gram.
went to story time at the lieberry. loads of kids. the lady read us stories and we sang songs. went shopping afterwards. helped gram and grandad fill the cart. going to spend a little time hanging out with mom before bed.

hey everyone, blog will be down for a few days. we are having some serious technical difficulties. mom'scomputer blew up a few weeks ago. saturday night grandad's computer blew up. so we are down to dad's laptop and he doesn't like to share.
hi susan. mom says thanks for the updatery. she will send you emails soon. i make you some kisses-mawh.

i crawled. mom will vouch for me. she said my style was a bit sloppy but it got me to where i wanted to be. i went forward 2 inches. go me.

it's thursday and my gram doesn't have to work. everyone say whooo-hooo. been up to the usual. started wiggling and grumbling at mom around 3am. she says sleeping with me is worse than sleeping with a cat. at least when the cat hogs the bed you can roll over on him and he gets all annoyed and leaves. i totally hog as much bed as i can. one of these days i'm going to push mom out and she is going to hit the floor with a bang. mom said that we could get up at 6am since she was tired of fighting with me and i started pulling her hair.
got my milk and fresh diapers. wiggled and watched ghost whispererer, don't laugh, it's a good show. i'm going to figure out how some of those people can just walk through walls. what's up with that. so i wiggled and wiggled and next thing i know it's time for second breakfast. just the usual baby rice and mushy banannana.
after food it was time for more wiggles. whooo-hooo. i chased a few carpet fuzzies too. felt a little sleepy so mom said i could hang out on the couch with her and blankie for a nap. mom and i snored away the rest of the morning. she was tired from me kicking her in the back all night and i was tired from kicking her. we got up just in time for lunch.
had some of gram's yummy soup, i am now full of veggie goodness. after i devoured soup mom gave me my fruity pot. yum mushy mystery fruit.
i am now off on a mystery adventure with gram and grandad. i have to get coat on and out the door we go.

mom says that some actor dude bit it today and now watching dark knight this summer will only be half as fun. maybe he will show up on ghost whispererer and the girl with big knockers will show him how to find the light. i know how to find the light, i get mom to hit the light switch. i thought ghosts were dead and got to know everything. what a bunch of retards.
spent most of the day getting on mom's last nerve. i wiggled and complained all day long. i even gave dad a hard time when we were watching ghost hunters. he got annoyed because i was talking through his favorite show. mom just laughed at him- haha. i talk through her favorite shows all the time.
i tried to fly this evening. i was hanging out on the couch with dad and while he was distracted by something shiny for a second i jumped off the couch. dad caught me though and pulled me back by my shirt. what the hell? i was totally going to fly, first solo flight. mom said she would have let me go, kid has to learn how to fly sometime.
ate loads of yummy treats. went for a short walk with mom and dad. that was different. they took me to the gay ass grocery store. how boring. and that was my day.

today's picture is a shot of my super secret carpet fuzzie mining project.

i'm totally wearing calvin klein.
today was story time at the lieberry. anna wasn't there but loads of other kids were. croc, duck and lion were all in the stories today- i know those guys. i was super good like always. mom took the afternoon to go shopping. she bought me a million cool things. yeah i'm spoiled.
other than that just the usual usual. had my warm milk when i got up. for second breakfast i had baby rice and mushy banananna. gram made me some lamb hotpot for lunch. damn it was good. wiggled lots.

mom and i both had a case of the mondays today. i kept her up wiggling and grumbling most of the night. got up and she changed my pants- fresh diapers for me. had some warm milk. the usual second breakfast with baby rice and mushy banannana. mom and i went upstairs for morning naps. i woke up after just a short time. mom growled at me- you better go back to sleep if you know what's good for you. i thought about it and she was right, i was still sleepy. so mom and i napped until lunch time. had some yummy lunch.
i made loads of poops today. whoooo-hoo. mom was in charge of dinner since gram was at work all day. she made me something called leftovers. she boiled up some fresh collieflower, stole some chicken out of my dad's casserole and some other fresh veggies. then everything got grounded up with lentil soup. i ate it all and it was good. i love food.

what can i say about today? sundays are lazy dog dangling dayz. i kept mom up again most of the night. is it time to get up yet? how about now? now? what about now? i think i heard a bird sing, is it time now? finally she said we could get up. i got some fresh diapers and a bottle full of warm milk. score. i wiggled for a little bit. mom fed me second breakfast. i had my usual big bowl of baby rice and half a mushy bannaaanna. super good. i started shrieking so everyone on the block could hear about how good my breakfast was. i shrieked for awhile because it's fun.
when gram got up mom said that i could hang out with her. yippie. mom went back to bed. gram and i did secret stuff. mom showed up just in time to hear me shriek about how good my lunch was. it was fucking good! my gram makes me yummy things to eat.
went for an afternoon walk in the park with gram. there were swings involved, that's all i'm going to say. got home and mom said i could have some bouncy chair time. whoo-hoo. what a day. so i bounced in my chair until it was time for dinner. gram made me some carrot and lentils. i ate it all.
hung out with mom and did the usual. read some stories and wiggled. i complained a lot. dad came downstairs and said that he could hear me all the way up in his office. wocwocwocwoc. wocwocwoc. and that was my day. phew. i will have to say, not a bad one at all.

i spent the morning hanging out with dad. it was super fun. i kept mom up most of the night so she snuck off to have a nap. dad and i did guy stuff, we always have a good time together. in the afternoon i went for a walk with my gram. i ate loads of yummy things. i ate the biggest dinner ever. my mouth kept opening and food kept going in. i had like three different things until i was finally full.

i'm off to feed ducks with gram and grandad. mom says she is going to upload pictures and enjoy the peace and quiet. more later.

mom gave me some ground up fresh bockolies. it was green and mushy. i ate it up, yum. now my farts are super stinky. bonus!

having another fun day with gram and grandad. we went in the car on an adventure. mom staid home with dad and they did retarded things like grocery shop. i had way more fun.
i woke mom up this morning by kicking her in the back and pulling her hair. when that didn't get much response, i started to sing. she tried to convince me that the clock still said it was nightnight time, but i didn't buy it. time to get up.
so mom and i got up. she changed me. my diapers were full of peepees. i had a warm bottle of milk. we watched ghost whispererer. i did a little milky puke on mom- ha. the warm milk made me sleepy so mom and i had a little nap on the couch. got up and had some baby rice with my mushy bnaannana. after breakfast dad and i had some super fun play time.
mom took me upstairs to jump around on the big bed. we played with toys and read stories. before i knew it, time for lunch. i had some super yummy shepards pie that my gram made just for me. no one else had any. i ate it up. helped mom play on the computer a bit and i puked some shepards pie on her. she was so grossed out, funny stuff.

did the usual uneventful stuff with mom.
gram and grandad took me out to story time at the lieberry. it was super fun and i was a good boy. we ate lunch out.

i don't want to talk about it.

mom says you can have pictures sooner rather than later. right now she is uploading a bunch to print out and that eats a lot of computer function, i mean brain function. been having an alright day. i let mom sleep in until 6am.
we got up. she changed my pants and i had a bottle of warm milk. so far this is my favorite way to start the day. i fell asleep after the milk. i had a nice little nap on mom's leg. when i woke up mom stuffed me with baby rice and a bananannana. you really can't beat that for second breakfast. mom said that we were having a visitor for big people breakfast time so she changed me into some real clothes. gram said i looked spiffy when i saw her for morning kisses.
uncle jim was our visitor today. he kinda looks like grandad but not really. i said hi and then went upstairs to hang out with my dad. i bounced on the big bed and played with toys. whooo-hoo.
i spent most of the morning hanging out with mom and dad. it was nice. we all fell asleep watching frasier and had a nice nap. when we got up it was time for lunch and for dad to go bye-bye. he's off to visit mr chris.
i had some fish pie that my gram made just for me. it was super concentrated and i could only finish half a cup. oooof, tasty but filling. the mom said i could hang out with gram while she did things. whooo-hoo. gram and i went out on a super secret funtime adventure.

it's saturday night. i must say i've had a pretty good day. i watched the clock tick over to 4am this morning and promptly started screaming. mom was not so thrilled. dad was even less so, since he had just gotten into bed. mom took me downstairs and got me some fresh diapers and a bottle of warm milk. we watched an episode of cheaters and she took me back upstairs. after a bit of grumbling i went back to sleep and we didn't get up again until 7.30am.
i woke up screaming again so mom bundled me up and took me back downstairs for my baby rice. yummy. i ate my usual huge bowl and was still hungry so i got some mushy banananna too. since it was officially morning time mom said that we could play or read stories. play play play. i got to wiggle and giggle on my matt with some friends.
grandad went to work and gram came downstairs- good morning gram! mom passed me off to gram and disappeared for awhile. when i saw her later in the day she smelled better and her hair was less greasy. who cares where mom was, i got some fun time with my gram. we read stories and had a laugh.
so i had a good nap and ate some yummy food. i finished off gram's tasty lentil and carrot soup today. i hung out with mom and dad. we all sat down and watched pirates at world's end. ok by sat down i really mean- i wiggled and fussed and screamed while the folks tried to watch the movie. eventually i wore myself out and fell asleep. when i got up the movie was still on- how long is this freaken film? i started watching it and damn was it interesting. is that really what my dana bunny and g-dad do?(mom says that they retired from reallife and now sail the seas looking for a pirate crew.) mom says she doesn't know what people's problem are, there was nothing wrong with that movie. screw you guys.
what else? i helped dad straighten up his office. ok he filed loads of paper and i chased carpet fuzzies and tried to eat his hole punch. mom sat and laughed at some LOLcats. she is easily entertained. when i was done in the office mom took me downstairs and i had a little more play time with gram. and that was my day, phew.

yesterday at the park gram and i fed the ducks. it was super fun. ducks say quack and as we all know they are opinionated assholes. i like talking to them though. i spent most of thrus night driving my mom crazy. why break the pattern? i used to sleep for a real long time after my 6pm bottle. mom had hours and hours to do things. now i only sleep until like 7.30, ha. i wake up screaming and then i stay awake for most of the night wiggling and not giving mom a spare minute. i talk through most of her favorite shows too. yeah i'm still evil, that holy water did nothing to me.
anyway today is friday. i woke mom up at 4am. i should really video tape this stuff. waking mom up that early is always funny. she was jumping around the bedroom trying to put her clothes on yelling at me- it's freaken 4am what the hell is your problem? it has been all kinds of raining. my dad has to take a train ride down to exeter on sunday and he might not be able to since the tracks are all flooded. doesn't take much to shut the trains down. so lots of rain and more rain. i hung out with mom wiggling and reading stories. i ate some yummy treats. i had chicken casserole and some of my gram's yummy carrot and lentil soup. dana bunny called to talk to mom, i yelled- hey dana. dad dragged me off so mom could talk trash without me butting in.
there are loads of pictures. one of these days i might get mom to upload them. first things first, she has to transcribe my thank-you cards.

it's kind of a grey and windy and slightly wet day. i'm going to the park later with my gram. we are going to see some ducks, walk around and get a hot cup of tea. gram invited me, we are escaping for some peace and quiet.
slept alright. mom didn't even bother putting me in my bed last night, i just slept with her and dad. pretty much slept the whole night. got mom up at 6am. had some warm milk and a few wiggles. mom made me a big bowl of baby rice and i ate that up. took a super long nap with mom on the couch.
so far not a bad day.

been keeping mom busy. slowly getting back to normal. it's weird not to have any gusts around or to jump in the car and go on an adventure every day. mom has been letting me sleep in the big bed between her and dad. since they have two small beds pushed together, i get to sleep in the crack. mom stuffs one of her blankets in the crack so i don't fall through. it's nice and warm and snuggly. my bed is really cold so i kept waking mom up all the time. when i sleep with mom and dad i am warm and sleep loads better.
didn't really do much with my day. gram was at work so it was mom and i hanging out. we played and read stories. ate some food. played and read stories. ate some food. i took my naps without too much trouble. i wasn't overly fussy. a pretty good day i must say.
i saved all my evil for the night. mom stuffed me full of warm milk at bedtime. she wrapped me up in blankie and put me in the rocky bed. she was going to do some things on the computer- like update the blog, but i woke up screaming, and i mean screaming. she changed my diapers, that didn't work. she let me sit on the couch with dad, that didn't work either. i was just screaming like someone was killing me. gram got so worried she came in to check on me. she held me for a bit but i didn't care, i just kept right on screaming. finally mom took me and i calmed down. i snuggled into her and went back to sleep. phew screaming for no reason is hard work. watched a little bit of ghost hunters and then we all went to bed upstairs. ok mom and i went to bed, dad kept on working for a bit.

hi susan! my dana bunny is on her way back home today. we are all sad. no more dana bunny, g-dad or cousin mel for awhile. of course we will probably all need a few months to recover from the super duper amount of fun we had this week.
mom says it is time for lunch, updates later.
hi mr steve- happy birthday wishes for you.
for a cheer me up surprise, gram took me to story time at the lieberry. the lady read a story about my best friends croc, frog and duck. i got all excited, i squawked and flapped my arms. i know those guys!

last day with the americans. will be sad when they leave.

today we went to liverpool. i was a pretty good boy. i'm not really into long car rides so i was a little fussy. dad pushed me around the city in my buggy. dana bunny and g-dad did beatles things. i saw the albert docks and some boats. it was an ok day.

i stayed home on the couch with mom. dana bunny, g-dad and mel went to visit ashby castle. i've already been there, it is a really nice place. with all the excitement of the week mom felt i could use a day of nothing, which translates to- mom wanted to hide under her blanket all day cause her feet hurt. it was nice to have some quiet time. mom and i played and read stories.

today is mom's birthday. she is all old and stuff.
i didn't actually get to see my mom today. she got up super early- like 2am. ok, i got her up for some fresh diaper and a warm bottle of milk. after i had my milk i fell back asleep. i didn't see mom again until the next day. she went off on an adventure with dana bunny, g-dad and mel. i wasn't invited. when i did see her again she told me a long boring story. makes me rather glad i didn't go.
they took the motherfucker down to london for the day. they went here and there and everywhere. mom showed them buckingham palace, big ben and parliament. they took the tour of westminster abbey- the best 5pounds you will ever spend in london. they went to the tower of london. there was a trip to the british museum. i mean really- how much can you cram in one day.

dana bunny, g-dad and mel are still here. today we had an adventure in the countryside. we got dressed up in warm clothes and took a ride in the car. we went to weird places i had never been to before looking for a stone circle. it was really windy. mom and i spent most of the time just sitting in the car waiting for everyone to come back. we're not crazy. who the hell troupes around the wind swept moors in winter time? that shit is cold.
had a nice lunch in bakewell. i was a super good boy. dana bunny doesn't believe mom's tales of woe.

big day today. i kept mom up all night talking about it.
i got baptized and de-devilized this morning. dana bunny and mom put me in the white fancy dress with beads and everything. we all got bundled up and walked over to the church. millions of people were there and blankie came too. we all sat in the church and the religious guy said a lot of boring things. he rubbed oil on my chest and dumped water on my head. what the hell, no one told me it was bath day. i wasn't too bothered until he touched my blankie. mom said that blankie and i are now catholic and we can get into heaven. after all the church stuff the million people came back to the house and we had a big ass party. whooo hooo. there was food and drinks and presents.
mr chris and his lady rache came up from exeter for the day. they are loads of fun. i like them lots.
that was pretty much my day. i got splashed with holy water and partied into the night with my friends and family. gram did a great job with all the yummy treats.

holy hell. the visitors came. i am so freaked out. this guy g-dad, looks like satanclaws. this lady, dana bunny looks like my mom. i'm not sure what the hell is going on there. i mean it's like mom is holding me and standing across from me at the same time. my brain has gone into malfunction mode. cousin mel is ok, she is not freaking me out.
to all my readers. blog will be taking a short break for the new year. my grandparents are visiting from the states, i am getting de-devilized and we have a million adventures to go on. so updates will follow when things quiet down a bit.
happy new yearz.