i spent the morning with my dad. mom got dressed, gave me a kiss and told me not to make any poops until she got back. then she left. i'm glad i didn't have to go. it was kinda not nice out with cold and rainy happening.
dad and i just hung out. i stood on the chair and watched trains for awhile. i like to watch the people scurry about and yell stuff at them. i wave at the trains when they leave. it's a fun way to pass the time.
mom came home just in time for lunch and told us a long boring story about her adventure to the dentist. dad said bye and went off to work. mom made me a big bowl of pasta and turkey sauce for lunch. i ate it and it was good.
other than that spent the rest of the day being grouchy to mom. we watched monkey shows and read stories. i didn't really feel like going out after my nap.

i fell asleep on the kitchen floor. it's monday, blah
it was one of those days.

your soul looks tasty.

friday, friday, what did i do with my friday? mom and i skipped yoga today. she was feeling blah and i was in run around mood so we just went for a walk instead. we walked down to the cathedral. i wanted to follow the wall today so i ran my hand along the top of it while i walked along. i was only doing it for a few minutes before mom grabbed me and made me stop. apparently i had run my hand through some dried bird poops(not really a big deal) and some shattered glass(more of a big deal.) so i got plopped down in buggy while mom cleaned and checked my hands, no cuts.
mom and i went off and did some shopping.
once again not really an exciting day. we hung out and watched some shows on tv. i took a late nap much to mom's annoyance. i ate all the weird stuff mom fed me.
today i had a grilled cheese and pastrami samich for lunch. that was pretty good. at dinner time mom made chicken, baked beans and veggies all mixed together with some toast crumbles. i ate the whole bowl. it was really good.
mom made her dinner- veggie lasgana and garlic bread. when i saw she was eating i went over and begged for some scraps. she let me try some garlic bread- it was yummy. then she let me try lasgana and that was really yummy. she said since i seemed to like it so much i can have my own for lunch today. whoo-hoo.
dad came home and i hung out with him for awhile. it's going on like 9pm. i'm tired but i don't want to go to bed so i'll play around on the computer for a bit until blankie comes to find me.

if mom is not going to put her bed to good use, i will.

today's a boring day. mom and i don't have any activities booked. we just kind of float around aimlessly. walked down to the corner where mom and i sometimes stop and watch the morning bus rush go by. i asked to be put in buggy. i really wasn't in the mood for walking and doing stuff. mom took us into a few shops. she bought a bag of potatoes and we headed home. blah.
had another interesting lunch. mom mixed chicken with veggies and baked beans. it was pretty good. very filling though, i couldn't manage the last few bites. i'd eat that again.
no real plans for the day. dad straightened up my toys and books last night. i think i will reorganize, maybe take a nap. i've got some half eaten rice cakes stashed about the livingroom. i might dig some out and have a snack. we'll see.

this morning i ate my breakfast and watched my shows. mom and i got dressed and we walked into town. mom makes me walk now. i only ride in buggy when i'm tired from all the walking. we went down to the cathedral. i just kinda roamed around. homdedum. it was kinda cold and windy so mom took me to the stores. we walked around but didn't see anything we needed to buy. to tell the truth it was pretty boring.
finally we killed enough time so we headed off to music class. something fun. i love music class. mom and i have been practicing so i even managed to get a couple claps out at the right time. go me. i was pretty good too but there was a minor inncident. today we played maracas and they are my favorite. usually i cry when it's time to hand them in. so i was sitting with mom and she was all- ok now, it's time for the maracas to go home. bye maracas, bye. we'll see you again soon, but right now they have to go home. go put them in their home. i took that to mean- flee the room quickly and head for home with the maraca. so i ran across the room, managed to get the door open and ran into the cafe part of the theater. some other little kid followed me too. we didn't get any further because our moms caught us. i got frog marched back into class and i eventually gave up the maraca. hooof.
mom took me home and i got to try something new for lunch. she made a meatball sub crossed with a toasted cheese samich . oh it was tasty. i had a nap after lunch. when i got up mom said we could go out again. whoo-hoo. she took me to watch trains. even though i can see trains from my window, it's much cooler to stand next to the track and watch them go by. i could stand there all day. we saw three trains before mom said it was time to go. she forgot something for dad's dinner so we had to go back to the store. on the path we saw a dead pigeon, that was kinda cool.
dad got home a little while ago. i'm going to hang out with him before bed.

today is kinda cold. i really just want to curl up with blankie and hang out in bed. so far every chance i've gotten, i've run back into my bedroom and climbed up into mom's bed. i snuggle down into the pillows and then start clapping and waving like we did in class yesterday. see i was paying attention, i know what we did in class.
it's a blah kinda day.
mom and i got dressed and did our morning walk. she let me walk all the way down to the cathedral. by the time we got down there i was worn out. i asked her to put me in buggy. so i got to sit in buggy and have a couple rice cakes while mom pushed me around the shops. we hit the charity shops today. mom found a monkey way back on a shelf behind a bunch of other animals. she handed him to me. i was all like- oh yeah another monkey. i sat and looked at him while mom checked out a few other things. it was time to leave the store and mom said ok, let me have monkey, it doesn't look like you are too interested in him. he can stay here. she pulled and i death gripped and started to cry. ok, i guess you do like the monkey. lets pay the lady then. so she tried to take monkey again so the lady could see him. i didn't like that idea either. the lady gave mom some cutters so she could take his tag off, i twisted and turned and tried to keep her from touching monkey. my monkey. mom manged to get the tag off and paid the lady. i left the store holding my newest monkey friend.

these aren't my pants
busy morning. i managed to crank out 3 stinky poops before mom got me dressed. mom says that is way too much poops, she is upping my cheese intake.
mom and i left the house- i walked. mom lets me walk out of the house now and buggy follows behind incase i get tired. we walked to the park. i found a flower to be my friend. i carried him around while i visited with the other flowers and just walked around. the groundskeppers were working and i watched them dig for a bit.
mom and i walked through the park and then down to the shops. we bought a few things that we needed. i'm low on orange rice cakes so mom picked up a couple bags.
i thought we were just going to go back home after shopping but mom pushed me up to the phenoix. oh yippie. i get to do fun stuff in this building. mom and i hung out in the hallway eating sinoman buns and waiting for music class to begin. mom actually shared her treat with me, i was stunned. usually i don't get to eat such things. some of the other kids in my class showed up. ollie was there and he had a sippy cup. i walked over to him and just snatched it out of his hands. it looks just like my sippy cup, i thought he took it. mom told me off for taking someone else's sippy.
one of the girls showed up and she had a balloon. me and ollie followed her around trying to get it from her. she got bored with it and dropped the holding stick. ollie and i argued over who got to have it. i won. so i walked around for a few minutes with the balloon. whoo-hoo, i do love balloons. mom then marched me over to ollie and took the balloon from me and gave it to him. she said it was his turn. i was displeased. but i found an abandoned sippy cup and tried to drink from it. mom put a stop to that idea too. she ruins all my fun.
class started but i was more interested in goofing off. i didn't even want to play the triangle during twinkle. but by the middle of class i decided to hang out with mom and do stuff. we sang a few songs, clapped and i did join in when we did the shaking boxes.
went home afterwards and mom stuffed me full of interesting food for lunch. i had fennel sausage, veggies and pasta. oh it was tasty. mom and i fought over nap time. i gave up around 2.30 and had a little rest.
got up in an evil mood. i fussed and cried about everything, i didn't need a reason.
and that was pretty much the rest of my day. i ate. dad came home and i played with him. i gave mom a super hard time about going to bed. i think i'm going to stay up to 9pm tonight, at least. mom spent the day ruining my fun, i'm going to wreck all her's tonight.

another sunday.
even though grandad and uncle tom couldn't make it down for a visit, i managed to have a pretty good day. i woke mom up with some singing and i woke dad up by knocking on the wall. we all got up and did our morning things, but a little slower since it's sunday and everything opens late.
dad made my oatmeal and banannana mush and mom fed it to me while we watched the hoobs. i downloaded some stinky poops and mom changed me. i ran around the livingroom until mom caught me and got me dressed. dad went to the gym to lift heavy things for no reason. mom and i walked into town.
this morning we went to the cathedral. kittie was there. i chased after her a bit before she finally let me pet her. oh nice kittie. i walked around and around the cathedral. i opened and closed one of the gates, a lot. i found a leaf on the ground to be my friend. i carried him about while i did stuff. i walked behind the cathedral and then back to the shops. that was enough walking for me. i finally just sat on the ground so mom would know to pick me up and put me in my buggy.
i fell asleep while mom did stuff.
when i woke up i was back at home and dad was there too. we played while mom got my lunch ready. i ate everything mom put in front of me. after lunch i played for a little until mom was ready to take me back out again. mr hoover was due for his weekly visit. mom and i went out to track down some fennel sausages while dad visited with mr hoover.
mom and i found what we needed and went back home. dad got his shoes on and then it was his turn to take me out. mom said she was staying home to cook things. dad and i had a great time doing guy stuff. when we got back home the house smelled good from all of mom's cooking and i was covered in mud and dirt.
dad helped me splash in the bath while mom finished off making my dinner. what a day. i got to eat some great food, splash in the bath and have fun.
i'm just going to watch a few more frasier shows before blankie and i get into bed.

it's just been one of those days. i woke up full of evil and full of evil i remained. i spent the morning driving mom crazy. i climbed all over stuff. at one point i was sitting in the middle of the table so i could wave at trains out the window. that's didn't go over too well. mom only went into the kitchen for a drink of water. i got told off. i ran around the room screaching- just because. i refused to get dressed so mom had to catch me and wrestle me to the floor. eventually mom and i were ready to go outside, only an hour behind schedual.
i walked into town. i tried to sit down in the middle of crossing the street. that also did not go over too well. i sat down a few times in protest over this and that.
mom managed to get me to the cathedral for a run around.
it was ok. the grass was wet so it made my pants wet, no big deal. i almost stepped in a huge pile of poops. mom was all annoyed- who poops in a church yard?
since it was getting to be snack time mom put me in my buggy. i had a rice cake and some water. while i was munching away mom dragged me off to the italian market they have going on this weekend. she saw sweet fennel sasauges, she says they are the bestest. the only thing mom bought was a huge loaf of rosemary fuckyou bread. we snacked on it all afternoon. very tasty.
after some more shopping we went home for lunch. mmmm lunch. i had a little nap and ate food. when i was done i found some trouble to cause. dad came home just in time to hear me getting told off again for standing on something i shouldn't.
yeah dad's home. he told me that uncle tom's car was sick and he wouldn't be coming down for a visit and that ment grandad couldn't come either. boo, no fun.
to cheer me up dad took me to the swing park. just me and him. oh man it was so great. dad pushed me on the swings for like an hour. i met some older girls and we picked flowers and played a little. buggy got in trouble on the way home when he found some poops to roll in. dad said bad words and had to clean his wheels.
mom fed me some dinner- pasta and sauce with fuckyou bread. it was good. going to spend the rest of the night being annoying. i've been working on my annoying noises, i want to try a few new ones out.

my mom says we just have to wait and hope. stupid rock stars and their private jets.
ok, mom is satisfied perry was not on the plane when it crashed and burned. so yippie.

i got up this morning when i heard dad rustling. i climbed out of bed and pried open my bedroom door and ran off into the rest of the house to see him. it took me a few minutes to realize dad had already left, the rustling noise was him shutting the front door. i was pretty bummed out. he had gotten my breakfast together though so mom cooked it up for me. i choked it down, it tasted like bitter disapointment. not really, it tasted like banannanas like it always does.
mom and i watched the usual morning shows and then got ready to do things. she was all like- it's yoga day, it's yoga day. make sure you pay attention to the teacher, blah blah blah. which is more boring yoga or listening to mom talk about yoga? before class mom let me walk around. she took me on the path to watch trains. whooo-hooo. i stood paitently and waited for trains to roll by. eventually one did come along, after it went past i started to cry. it's going to be that kind of day.
mom and i went to class. i ran around and tried to stick my finger in the power sockets. i stole a sleeping girl's stuffed rabbit. i tried to take the juicy off the little boy next to me. to be fair, he kept trying to steal my juicy. he's pretty quick. i ran around the room and fell over a few times, i just got right back up and continued on my way. the girl i goofed off with the other day in music class was there too, she ran around with me for a bit but then got distracted by her foot. once i ran too close to the teacher and she picked me up and spun me upside down and then placed me on the floor. that was cool. she used me to show all the other kids how to hang upside down and touch the floor.
after class mom and i went home. i had a nap and then ate a late lunch. we played and watched animal shows. mom and i tried out the thanks so much game. i would hand her treasure and let her hold it and she would say thanks so much and give me a hug. then i would ask for it back and she would let me have it. when mom was giving me a hug i chomped down and bit her shoulder, really hard. there's a purple mark there now. that put an end to the thanks so much game.
and that's really been my day. i ran around and fell over. i climbed on stuff and fell over. i ate some food.

it's thursday. i woke up again this morning in my own bed. i started singing old mcdonald so mom would know i was up. she just pulled her blankie over her head and rolled over. dad came in and got me up. whoo-hoo. dad and i had some fun while he made my breakfast. mom eventually made it out of bed just in time to feed me. turns out she has caught my stuffy nose.
so mom made her shopping list for today and i tried to steal her pen. i climbed on the chairs too and got told off. i rolled off one and fell to the floor. mom just snorted and said- ha, i told you so. well nah, i didn't hurt myself because i fell into the huge pile of laundry which i had previously pulled off the chair.
mom and i went out for a walk. i walked all the way down to the cathedral. all the way. i walked around the green for a bit. i went up and down the steps. i ended up doing a face plant when i tripped on the steps. i cried for a minute before mom gave me some kisses and stuffed an oatie in my face. kisses and oaties go a long way to making me feel better about life.
mom said it was time to gather the things on her list. so she dragged me to a few stores buying stuff. oh man it was so boring. i worked on my range of annoying noises and sang a few songs to pass the time. eventually i decided that i better just have a nap. if i go to sleep i usually just end up waking up at home.

i woke up this morning and i was still in my bed. what the heck? i sang a little song to make sure mom knew it was time to get up. i saw dad before he left for the day. bye dad, bye.
mom fed me mush and i ate pretty much the whole thing. we watched hoobs and played. i downloaded poops. mom and i got dressed and headed out for our day.
i walked. i walked all the way down the hall, to the elevator, out the door and down the street. i walked almost the whole way to the cathedral. i ran around the cathedral green for a few minutes. i tried to kick a seagull in the butt. mom says if i ever manage to kick one up the backside i can have a chocolate bar.
eventually mom realized it was really damn cold out. all i had on was a hoodie. mom plopped me in buggy and dragged me off to the store. she was all talking to herself. we need to get to class in a few minutes, there's no time to go home and get a warmer coat, must find coat. we went into woolworths and they had loads of coats. mom picked out a really great one for me- it's got attached mittens and is camoflaged. the seagulls will never see me coming now! mom was all like- ooh and it's super reduced too. score.
so with my new coat i was all nice and warm, off to class we went. i goofed off a little in class but i really enjoyed myself.
got home just in time for lunch. i had some of gram's tomato soup and half a toasted cheese samich. i ate everything. it was so good. after lunch mom and i played and watched king of the hill. i started doing some of the hand motions we learned in class today. mom thought i wasn't paying attention but i was. so i did hand motions and then mom sang to me. i laughed.
and that was pretty much my day. i gave mom a hard time about naps but i eventually went to sleep. i was fussy and climbed on stuff. i didn't really cause much destruction today- maybe tomorrow. i made 4 stinky poops and that always eats up a lot of time. dad is home so i'm going to spend a little time with him before blankie and i head off to bed.
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check me out in my spiffy new coat. turtle and i are having a snack before music class.

i've made 4 stinkie poops.
this morning i wiped my nose on the bedspread and mom put her hand in a pile of thick warm snot i left behind. those have been the highlights of my day. tuesdays can be rather boring.

it's monday. i woke up in a pretty good mood considering i have a stuffy nose. yellow goop is leaking out. and then clear goop. and then weird snot bubbles which i try to catch. they disapear back into my nose too quickly though.
dad made me a huge bowl of mush today and added sinoman to it, damn it was good. i managed to get pretty much the whole bowl down. waved at trains, watched the hoobs and monkey shows. i said bye to dad when he had to leave.
mom got me dressed and we went out. i got to walk most of the way to the cathedral. spent some time walking around the green. went up and down the steps a few times.
mom dragged me off to buy onions. aparently we're down to the last onion and this consitutes a cooking emergancy for mom. whatever.
i figured mom would then take me back home but no, we turned down a side street. we went to music class. whoo-hooo. i was a pretty good boy. i ran around a bit with ollie and lucas. we did guy stuff- not pay attention and try to escape. the teacher gave us sticks to bang together and meracas. we sang songs and did some dances. it was fun.
this afternoon mom made me walk. we walked really far. i wasn't so thrilled out it. i kept falling to my knees in protest and hanging in my harness like superman. i saw the park that i sometimes go to and wanted to walk that way. mom said- no, we're walking and that's it. we're not where we need to be yet. so we walked the trail through the woods that we do with dad. i saw a kittie and some dogs. one of the dogs was playing sticks. he would bring a stick to his man and then the man would throw it, then the dog would pick it up and bring it back. that looked rather fun.
i found a flower on the ground and picked it up. i like to carry flowers around, they make nice friends. when mom isn't looking i often try to eat them too. so we walked and walked and i complained. finally we got to the place mom was taking us to. it was a little play area. there were swings! swings! oh i love swings. mom didn't let me swing very long though. she said since i wasted so much time getting there it was now time to go home. i cried a little but mom said she would bring me back another day.

i thought last sunday was great but today was the best day ever. i had so much fun with my mom and dad. this morning mom got me dressed and we went to the park. i walked all the way there. from my door, down the street and up the hill to the war memorial. i poked some flowers.
mom took me to the shops. stores weren't open yet so she let me walk around the new shopping area. one store had a star on the door so i busted out my twinkle signs. i rattled all the shop doors i could. it was fun to watch the people inside jerk around to see who was at the door.
helped mom with the shopping. i was pretty worn out with all the walking so i had a nap. i was rudely awoken a short time later when dad picked me up- what's going on here? the lift is out, we have to take the stairs. oh man. i was having the really good dream when me and monkey figure out how to get the ice cream from the freezer.
mom stuffed me full of weird mush for lunch. dad put all my toys away while mom did laundry things. mr hoover came for a visit and i hid in the bedroom with mom. i don't like mr hoover. when all the stupid house work stuff was done, mom put my shoes on and we all went out.
i walked pretty much all the way to dad's work. i walked up a huge hill- it's really freaken big. we walked all over the campus until we found this really great grass to play in. dad and i just ran around all over the place while mom watched. there were some hills and dad showed me how to roll down them. i got covered in grass. i laughed and picked some flowers too.
and that wasn't even the best part. on the way home we stopped at a pub and ate dinner! i had fishfingers, chips and beans. i liked the beans best, fishfingers were ok, i had one and dad ate the rest. i only ate part of a chip- not my kind of thing.
i got crayons and a picture to color too. i had loads of fun.
when i got home dad tossed me in the bath and helped me splash. what a day!
i'm going to get my jammies on and go to bed now. i'm beat.

haha mom. mom had all these plans to bore me today but i put a stop to that. i had a usual morning. dad made my mush, mom shoved it in my mouth. i watched cartoons. i like the one where the cyote chases the weird looking bird. mom got me dressed and took me out. i ran around the cathedral green for ages. i went up and down steps.
mom was all like- you should be pretty tired by now, let's go see some old churches. so she dragged me off to this old church and guess what- it was full of old people looking at old stuff. mom's idea of fun can be pretty damn boring. i started to fuss and make trouble so we had to leave.
since i was being obnoxious mom took me to the food store. i was fussy in there too.
mom dragged me off to a few more old churches but as soon as we got in the door i started making noise so we didn't stay long. i ruined all her fun.
didn't really do much with the rest of my day. dad got home in the afternoon and i hung out with him for a bit. i climbed up on a chair and turned the livingroom light on. i wanted to see twinkle and figured out how to make him work.

this morning mom dragged me off on another one of her surpise we're going to do something fun trips. i really just wanted to stay home with blankie and watch monkey shows. no, instead i had to do yoga. i was like the only boy in a room full of girls. there was another boy there but he couldn't even sit up on his own. he's no help in my battle to get all the toys, move all the buggies and drag all the bags off the table.
i spent the whole class causing chaos and disrupting my mom's energy. she threw her back out trying to keep hold of me. it was pretty funny. by the end of class she couldn't even bend over and tie her shoe. we went home instead of playing in the park.
not much to report about the rest of my day. mom fed me a revolting combination of chicken and veg. it actually tasted ok and i ate it all.
i spent the afternoon running around the room and playing with my toys. i also watched mom try to stand up after laying down on the floor. it took her almost an entire episode of deadliest catch to get to her feet.
dad is off on an adventure so i won't see him until tomorrow sometime. oh well. i guess i'll get blankie and have an early night.

today i poked a slug, two actually. mom spotted them on the ground and was all like- check it out, touch it. touch what? that thing down there that looks like a run away pee-pee hose? gross. my mom is so weird. i touched the slugs and they were slimey.
it's been rather wet lately- which aparently is why there have been so many slugs at the park. there have also been loads of puddles. i feel it's my duty to jump and splash in every single one i come across. mom feels differently. so we compermized and i can tap my toes on the edge. not as fun but mom is bigger than me, for now.
the park was good. in addition to slug poking i also visited all the flowers and they got pokes too. i saw a strange kittie. i wanted to pet it but everytime i got close enough kittie jumped up and ran away. oh well.
after the park mom dragged me off to do the shopping. she bought me more peaches so i didn't complain too much.
dad got home early from work again. we hung out while mom went out and did stuff. dad said she was going for a brow job and a facial. um ok. whatever happened she came back shiny and smelling weird.

got up early this morning. dad was rustling in the kitchen. i watched him make my breakfast and we waved at trains together. dad and i have a good time together.
dad had to go to work so mom and i hung out. we watched hoobs and then monkey shows. my two favorite things. i played with my pile of books. i ripped a few pages out of a couple. i wedged a few more behind the radiator and then cried when i couldn't get them out again. so mom dug the books out and i wedged them back and cried again. that went on for awhile.
i did a serious stinky, eye watering. mom cleaned me up and we got dressed. she dragged me to this one store and all we did there was talk to some guy. so boring. we left there and mom let me walk around. i saw some crazy stuff. i walked by one shop that had loads of balloons in the window. i wanted to go in but mom said no. then i saw a bunch of girls sitting with a huge monkey wearing a fez. what the fuck?
they were getting pictures taken. mom said it wasn't a real monkey, just some guy dressed up like monkey. whatever, it was too weird for me. i was glad when mom dragged me off to the cathedral. i walked around the green for a bit until mom said it was surprise time.
oh great, another one of mom's surprises. she took me to this old building called the barnfield. there were like a million buggies inside and kids running around. i wasn't too impressed. i find other kids to be a bit weird sometimes. anyway it turns out mom's big surprise was another music class. it was different from the one the other day. there were loads of kids and some of them were not very good. now i know why mom gives me hassle if i start to act up in public, it's annoying to listen to someone else cry. i was a good boy though. i sat with my mom and played my bells and shakey thing. i did cry a little when i had to give them back but that's it. mom says we can go back again next week.

what the heck did i do with my day? i pretty much did the stuff i usually do. i ran around the livingroom throwing toys around, sat in the corner reading stories and then touched things i'm not supposed to. i've decided that monkey and tula like sliding down the back of the tv. so i put them on top of the tv and then push them down. this gives me an excuse to: touch the tv, move the tv and go behind the tv and touch the wires. whooo-hooo.
mom took me out for a walk after lunch. we went to the cathedral. i found some really big puddles. i flopped down in the middle of one because kicking the water just wasn't satisfying enough. mom just rolled her eyes. old ladies laughed at me. i had fun.
mom finally made some decent beef stew for my dinner. damn that stuff was good. i ate a huge bowl. when i was done eating i ran around the room causing trouble. mom was all- just wait to your dad gets home. and next thing i know dad walked through the door! oh my god and it was only like 6pm. mom was all like- what the hell? did you smell the cake i put in the oven or something?
i got to have loads of fun time with just dad while mom did stupid stuff like take out the trash. i'm going to help monkey build a nest and then all of us are going to sleep. mom says there is a surprise for me tomorrow.

today i went to my first day of music class. the teacher opened the door to let all us kids in and i saw the red circle rugs on the floor and went running in. i know what to do. class was pretty good. i sat with mom and we followed along. there was singing and dancing and i got to bang on a drum. the teacher had a big box of stuff just like my gram. she would pull out bunnies and a spider and a whole zoo worth of friends.
considering class was the same time as when i usually take my nap, i was pretty good. i played nice with the other kids- i didn't knock anyone over and take their toys. i didn't cry or make a scene when things had to be given back. mom says i did really well. we get to do it all again next week too.
that was the best part of my day. the rest i just watched tv, read stories and liberated my toys from their boxes. dad put all my friends away yesterday so he could vaccuum. it took a good part of my day to get them all back out again.
check me out in my box car. usually it's full of friends but i kicked all the dead beats out. they wanted me to drive them all over the room.

today did not start off so great. i wanted to hang out with dad. he made my breakfast like usual and then he left. i got stuck doing stupid stuff with mom. i really wanted to go outside and watch trains. i scratched and whined at the door until finally mom got me dressed and took me out.
i walked along the path and we saw trains. that was pretty good. there's lots of paths that lead off from the train watching path. i led mom down a short one that goes really near the tracks. i was having fun kicking leaves and waiting for trains. mom was mumbling to herself- spoon? why is there a spoon here on the wall? who leaves spoons outside? it was early on a sunday morning, it takes awhile for mom's brain to warm up sometimes. next thing i know she is grabbing my arm and trying to frog march me back up the hill to the main path. i don't want to go! so i broke free and turned around. i'm a big boy and i decide where i go. and that's when the shit hit the fan- for real. i stomped my foot down into a huge pile of gross poops.
i ended up pinned to the ground while mom tried to get my shoes off without actually touching them. mom then made me sit in buggy while she tried to get the poops and leaves off my shoe. in the end we had to go home without the shoes. they went to live in the trash bin. they were nice shoes too.
things got better after that. dad came home. turns out he only went to the gym to lift heavy things for no reason. mom made me eat some gross stuff. who the hell eats cold sweet potato, carrot, sweede mush? i do aparently. mom mixed it into something i actually like. anyway after i ate mom and dad took me out in buggy. we went to a restaurant so they could have lunch.
watching other people eat is pretty boring. the waitress lady gave me crayons and paper to play with. i had fun dropping stuff on the floor and having mom pick it up for me, over and over again. i tried to sneaky eat the crayons but mom always caught me.
after lunch dad led us on an adventure. we took a walk through some woods and ended up at the university. dad took us to the duck pond. i saw ducks. dad and i ended up having a big fight because i wanted to go in the pond and he thought that wasn't such a great idea.
mom ended the fight by saying- we'll just go home then. so we started walking home. there was a huge big green lawn and mom said- ok, get out and walk. so she let me out of buggy and i ran around this lawn with dad following me. there was a little bank and dad showed me how to roll down it. we played for ages.
by the time we all got home i was covered in mud and needed a bath. yippie. best day ever. mom got me cleaned up and then stuffed me full of food. i got to eat some fuckyou bread with my yummy soup(style1)
and that was pretty much my day. going to spend the rest of it watching all day frasier until i fall asleep.

dad made me some banannana and oatmeal for my breakfast today. i ate pretty much the whole bowl. i ran around the house screaching and making a super mess. finally mom couldn't take any more and she got me dressed and took me to the cathedral to walk around.
i was walking on the cobbles and ran into these old ladies who were chattering and taking pictures. they said nice things to me i think. they talked really weird, mom said they were german. i think they took some pictures of me too. mom said she is pretty sure every german tourist we have seen this summer has an acidental picture of me. i'm going to be a huge star in that country, as big as the hoff.
i saw one of the kitties and said good morning to her. she let me pet her, so soft. i walked all along the cathedral, that's pretty far. when i got around to the front i saw two little boys about my age running around. i went rumbling over to them. the first one i got to, i went right up to him and stuck my finger in his mouth and tapped his cheek- that's how monkeys say hello. i went up to the other boy, who was way smaller than me and i took his ball away. mom told me off for that. so the three of us took turns taking the ball of each other and crying when it wasn't our turn to have the ball.
mom eventually dragged me off to do the shopping. i was obnoxious in the store so we didn't end up buying any food. she took me into a few charity shops. i kept trying to pull things off hangers and chirping. mom said if i was going to be annoying then i should get out of buggy and walk. so she put my leash back on and made me walk down this big hill. i kept throwing myself on the ground in protest and mom was all like- whatever.
we finally made it to the bottom of the hill and then she made me walk up this smaller hill to the bishop's palace. oh man. there's some fucking hippie love fest going on there today and mom dragged me to it. so boring. mom didn't make us stay long because it was all about how to live a greener life and some anti blood sport people were there. two groups that really make her blood pressure rise, toss in peta or greenpeace and her head might explode.
so mom finally took me home and i had mail waiting for me. two packages! gram sent my lion back and a new monkey friend! whoooo-hooo.

this morning mom took me out with buggy. she put my leash on and i got to walk down the hall. she let me walk around on the sidewalk. cars were zooming by. mom was pushing buggy really fast and kept telling me to keep up. hurry up, come on let's go. but i want to stop and poke things. look there's a puddle that needs to be jumped in. no time for that stuff. double quick let's walk now! so we humped it as far as the park entrance before my little legs were worn out and i needed to sit in buggy.
mom said since i did a good job walking, i could have a cookie. some lady heard her say 'here have a cookie' and her head spun around and gave mom a dirty look. yeah my mom gives me cookies for treats, so what. what that lady doesn't know and what i haven't realized yet is my cookies are really organic apple flavored rice cakes. so i was eating my cookie and was all like- shesh mom, what's the rush? why did we practically run here and then it happened- rain and lots of it.
lucky for me buggy has a rain cover. i staid nice and dry, mom not so much. through the driving rain mom managed to find her way to the stores and we got the shopping done.
it rained all day long. lots and lots of rain. mom and i played with my friends and we watched tv. i had a couple naps too.
i'm feeling better than i was earlier in the week. i'm eating more than i was. i'm still not impressed with mom's food offerings though. she tried to make me eat some weird turkey sweet potato carrot sweede mush for dinner. blah. i told her where she could stick that shit.
dad got home a little while ago. i'm going to hang out with him before bed. yeah for dad.

mom and all her stupid rules. according to her i can't cry just because i woke up.
i can't cry because she put a tshirt on me. i can't cry because i'm getting a fresh diaper. i can't cry because i got told off for turning the power off to the computer while she was working on it. aparently i can cry if i fall over for doing something i shouldn't, but she reserves the right to laugh at me under such circumstances.
this morning i tried to pack some of my clean clothes into dad's work bag. i want to go hang out with him.

mom took me to watch trains again today. i saw loads of them. it was fun.

mom has confiscated all my clothes and she says i can't have them back until my fever comes down. not sure why i have a fever but i do.
spent the day being miserable. mom took me to visit the cathedral. i didn't want to do anything when we got there. kittie came over to say hi. that made me smile for about a second. i was getting annoyed that kittie would not sit still.
ate a little drank loads. mom gave me a bath because i was super hot and someone rubbed brocolie chicken in my hair. having a bath did make me smile. i got to run around naked dragging my lion towel behind me afterwards.
mom still wasn't thrilled that my fever was so high. she got me dressed and frog marched me to the walk in clinic. the nurse man gave mom a bottle of stuff for me to drink. mom gave me some when we got home and i felt loads better. i managed to totally destroy the house.

today i am kinda humphed.
i got mom up in the middle of the night. i was fussing. she came over to get me out of bed and found i was soaking wet. i peed myself, big time. mom took my clothes and got me changed into a fresh diaper. eventually i settled down to sleep again in her bed.
this morning i just wanted to wave at trains. i could hear them clattering away below my window. while mom was busy in the kitchen making me peach sauce i waved and said bye to the trains. i couldn't really see them from where i was so i climbed up onto one of the big chairs by the window. and that's where mom found me. staning on the chair in my underwear waving bye to trains. she didn't look too impressed.
so now i can open doors and climb on chairs. my jedi training is almost complete. once i figure out the cabnit locks there will be no stopping my destructive power.
mom got me dressed and out we went for our morning adventure. she took me some place new. we went to the path that runs along the train tracks. mom let me stand at the fence and wait for trains to go by. it was so cool. i saw two trains before mom said we had to go do other things. i didn't want to go, i could have staid and watched trains all day. mom made me walk up this really big hill. at the top i realized we were at the park. i was pretty tired by then so i got back in my chair and mom took me shopping.
after lunch we're supposed to go out again.