my mom took like a million pictures of me today. what the fuck? i was trying to sleep and the flash kept going off. i've been a pretty good boy today. i did wake up screaming from one nap but other than that mom says she can't complain. i'm having some gram time. she is headed off on a vacation in a few days and i won't see her for a week.
mom says next week will see some changes going on here. she says i need to learn to sleep upstairs, so that's where we'll be sleeping. she is dragging me off to baby massage on monday. she says she is going to rub me full of oil. what the heck? am i a chicken? add a little s/p and garlic powder and it sounds like lunch.