today i went to baby yoga with mom. i spread chaos. i tripped a lady who was carrying her kid and didn't see me. i went flying and she almost dropped her baby. i got up and ran away laughing. i ran over some lady lying on the floor with my buggy. i rammed right into her side while she was doing stretchs. i knocked over a card table and made a loud noise. i stole a little boy's sucker and used it. oh yeah, i was evil today.
mom took me to check out a different kids class after yoga. the person in charge was sparklely, had wings, pointy ears and green hair. i freaked the fuck out. mom held me and said there was nothing to be concerned about, she was only a pixie. pixie maz and she runs a kids drama class. they do stories, songs, games, music and puppets. mom said when baby yoga is done at the end of the month we can go to the pixie's class instead. um ok. i guess anything is better than yoga.
mom showed gram how to get to the park with swings. whoo-hoo. gram and i played for ages. it was great. mom bought me a new blankie, he's blue. she says other blankie needs to retire because i keep eating him, so he's only to use at night. i have to use this lame ass blue blanket during the day.