PANTAKE DAY! but i'm kinda full from breakfast time so i'll eat my pantakes later.
not much to report so far. we all had a good sleep in this morning and didn't get out of bed until 7.30. just watching the morning shows. peppa is on right now.
i did lots of pee on the potty and earned enough stars for a new car. mom has a whole stash of them in the closet so i got to pick a reward one from there. i got a fire rescue truck.
mom and i got dressed and ready to go outside for our morning walk. mom opened the door and this huge box fell into the house. mom was all- what the heck? the postman never knocked, who leaves huge boxes laying around? i was all excited- post, post. big box. open it. what is it? mom was all- it's for me, and we'll open it later. oh man.
so mom and i walked around town. we went into all the shops i like to check things out. there were some really great toys out. it's saturday and the shops always put their best stuff out on saturdays. i saw loads of things i wanted but mom was all- nope. you only get new toys if you have enough stars. good behavior gets you things you want. blah blah blah. you can get books though. stupid books, i don't want books. (well i do but, i'd rather have cars.) mom did find a few books. she found a new kipper story, he's a dog. and some book she said was the english equivalent of a dick and jane story. whatever that means. there were a couple of other books in the pile too. did the grocery shopping while we were out. i got told off for being obnoxious in the store. mom said my behavior recently has not been very good and if i don't start listening better, there will be trouble.
got home and ate lunch. i had a great time playing with the big mystery box. it's all day spongebob, so i've been watching him on tv.
had my nap. got up and helped mom open the box. it was kind of a let down. mom pulled out a huge pile of surgical gauze and some papers. what the hell man? who sends surgical gauze and paper halfway around the world? mom's friends, that's who. there are people weirder than my mom out there. i thought the gauze was underwear and tried to put it on as such. what do i know?
after dinner i gave mom a hard time about stuff. i ran around the house shrieking for a bit. i threw toys. i jumped on the bed. you get the idea, loads of stuff i'm not supposed to do. mom said every time i misbehaved i would get a warning. if i was bad again, i would have to sit on a naughty chair. i ended up with 4 sessions on the naughty chair and the tv turned off and my new car taken away. in the end i just sat on the couch and begged mom to make dad come home.
dad did come home. mom told him about the naughty chair. she also said if the naughty chair didn't work she would start taking stars off my good boy chart. oh man.