it's my birthday!
i has toyz!
i goes for my walkz
cake cake cake
bed ways is right ways

it's my freaken birthday! mom says it's been one whole year since i hatched out. so far i've fared better than any of her house plants.
mom says all the exciting stuff is happening later. until then i have to be a good boy.
so far today i've had my mush and eat banannana. for snack i had something called a cheese straw. gram made them. kinda weird but tasty enough.
auntie amy and uncle tom came over with loads of things- all for me. having a birthday rules! i've also gotten a card from cousin mel, with green paper in it. mom stuffed that in my money pig.
oh and dana bunny and greatest gram called me but mom had to take a message because i was out. gram and i had to get some last minute party things.

jeebus fucking christ i can smell colors and see through time. i am so freaken high it's unreal. you wouldn't believe the stuff mom let me eat today.
i tried a sausage roll, it was good. for my dinner i had something called a grilled cheese samich. damn it was good.
when i was done with samich mom moved me into the livingroom. she placed my chair on a plastic sheet that was covering the floor. all the guests were confused. gram came in carring my cake and everyone sang happy birthday. i was given chocolate cake! it went every where but mostly in my mouth. it was so freaken awesome.