gravity 2, hardwick 0
mom says i can fight with her all i want. you never know, i might get lucky and win once. if i pick a fight with gravity, i will lose every time. today i fell head first off the couch. i was goofing off and just slid right off the edge, head first. i just rolled over and continued right along with my song. i didn't even realize i fell.
mom and i got dressed and went out for our morning walk. i was doing really well until i caught my toe and tripped. mom didn't have a tight hold on my leash and when i fell it just yanked out of her hands. i got a good smack on the forehead. mom picked me right up and applied kisses to the effected area. i only cried a little.
this morning mom took me to the potty room to change some poops. i grabbed the big people buttwipe and tore off a little piece. when mom was cleaning me up i tried to help. i put my little piece of buttwipe down there and started waving it around. mom told me good job and i shouted and clapped. go me. i know what you do in the potty room.
not sure what i'm going to do today. it's pretty nice out, just damn cold.