it's friday. this morning i was all- i want to go to the park. blah blah blah. mom was all we've got other things to do. your request has been received and i will think about it. what the hell does that mean? i want to go to the park. mom and i got dressed. she told me to try on these swim trunks. i was very upset when  we got in the car. what about my pants? what about my underwear? i can't wear just swim shorts! mom was all- you'll be fine and drove around town a bit. mom said there were a couple estate sales today. we went to one place and i guess we were early. no one was there. we knocked on the door and nothing happened. that was a waste of time. mom drove us to the drug store and we got some road snacks. why? i'm not sure. it's not like we're far from home. mom drove us to another place that was supposedly having a sale. there was nothing really going on there either. no sign, no people. we didn't even bother getting out of the car.
i want to go to the park. mom just kept driving. we passed like 3 perfectly good parks. mom kept driving. mom handed me a box of cheese crackers to much on. we drove all the way to the next town. what's going on here? are we going to an easter event? no easter is over until next year. what are we doing here? just wait, you'll see. finally mom parked the car and we were at THE SPLASH PARK! ahhh so that's why i'm wearing swim shorts. mom planned to bring me here all along. sneaky mom. the splash park was awesome. i had a really great time. it all came to an end though when mom caught me sucking water into my mouth and then spitting it out. turns out that's against the rules and kind of gross. mom made me get changed and we drove back home. i won't lie, there were some tears.
mom says she doesn't feel like cooking tonight so we're going to pick up dad and then go get some pizzas. awesome.