i almost didn't make it to art class today. i woke up this morning. everyone got up and did their usual morning thing. well mom didn't, she staid in bed a little extra. she still has a wicked cold. dad went off to work and mom got up to finish my breakfast. i ate and watched the morning shows. around 7.30 i started throwing clothes at mom and telling her it was time to get ready and go out. i did my best to put on my jacket. come on mom, time to go, time to go. mom was all- go? go where? it's not time to go anywhere. so i sat and played with my cars for awhile. mom finally go up and said she was going to get ready for art class. whooo-hooo art class. mom got ready and then she tried to get me ready. i ran around the room shrieking. no, no no! mom got me dressed after a short struggle. i then had to stand by the door while we did jacket and shoes. instead of standing nicely while mom helped me i kept collapsing to the floor and laughing hysterically. mom was not amused. she told me i had one warning, if i didn't shape up i'd find myself back in bed. so i collapsed on the floor again, well tried to. i never actually hit the floor. mom had me by the shirt collar and plopped me right in my bed with a good telling off. mom said if i wasn't going to behave and get dressed like a good boy, i should just go back to bed and start my day over after a nap. i sat in bed and had a little cry. mom came back in after a few minutes and asked me if i wanted to try again. so i went and stood by the front door and gave mom no trouble while she did my shoes and jacket.
we got to art class and teacher sharron was all- oh i was worried you weren't going to make it, usually you're the first ones here and mom was all- someone was having behavior issues, so we're a little late. ooooooh. i see.
art class was good. we painting pictures and i got to use scissors and glue. you can't beat that. i ran around the room a bit and earring got in my face again with her hi greetings. some people have no sense of personal space. she came over to show me and mom her paintings.
after class mom and i went to the grocery store. same old same old. i tried to talk mom into taking me around the charity shops but she said no, we're only visiting the crazy veg stand ladies today. so we went there and mom found cheap bananananas. mom was all- in the grocery store these bananananas would cost you £1.14 at the very least, veg stand only 50p! you can't beat that with a stick.
mom and i went home for lunch and play time. i raced my red car around the track and had fun. i ate peanut butter and jelly samich for lunch. mmmm tasty. then mom gave me some apple chunks. i am all about apple chunks for lunch. i poke them with my folk and then pop them in my mouth, crunchy and delicious.