today i went to see a giant golf ball, or as the big people call it- epcot. it was an ok day. jammma took pity on me and rented a stroller. i got to sit while people pushed me around the park. epcot is not super exciting for a kid. it's more of a big people place where they can go and spend the day walking around and eating. and that's pretty much what we did. mom led us to the path were all the different countries are. we started in mexico and just kept walking. we got snacks in norway and rode the malestrom. that was pretty cool. we stopped for snacks again in germany. mom said she wasn't going any farther without a mustard covered pretzel. she made grdad eat one too. i just chased birds. we ended up in america just in time for lunch. jammma signed me up for the american side in the revolution. what? i don't know. i was given a copy of the declaration of independence and told to follow the drummer around. mom says the declaration of independence means i don't have to do anything english people say. interesting. after i was done marching in the army it was lunch time. i sat at a table with jammma while grdad and mom ordered us food. i got french fries. good enough. 

after lunch we walked over to japan. that was pretty cool. mom did the pearl ceremony. basically you point at an oyster, a little japanese girl yells a lot of stuff and pounds on a drum. she then pries open the oyster and out pops a pearl. cool i guess. 

there was more walking and looking at stuff. finally we ended up in canada and that was that. it's super hot out and everyone is worn out and tired so we just went back to the car. mom says we saw the best part of epcot. we sure ate enough food for one day. got back to the hotel. grdad and jammma took me down to the swimming pool for a quick splash. mom came too. there's a big pirate ship in the pool. it's pretty neat. mom sat in the hot tub for a bit before coming over to swim. i had a good time splashing around and swimming from person to person. i am enjoying orlando