mom and i got up and went into town this morning. we walked around the shops. first we went to the grocery store and bought stuff. then we went to the fun shops. we went in all the charity shops on the row but i didn't find any good toys, until the last one. they had a little truck with huge wheels. i pulled it out of the box and set it on a shelf. i slowly moved the truck back and forth checking the movement of the wheels. i made some crashing noises. yeah, this truck works great. mom said- for 10p, sure what the hell. so i took the truck up to the counter and showed the man- truck. truck. and i pushed it back and forth so he could see how the wheels moved. mom gave him some money and we left the store with my new truck.
mom and i went home. i played with my new truck and she sat and read the local paper. i guess there was a drunk bum fight in the park on firework night and some homeless guy got stabbed. mom said it would have been more shocking if someone with a job had been stabbed.
mom and i ate lunch and then it was time for music class. so we went off to do that. there was hardly anyone in class today. bee and her sister sat next to me. BEE! i just kept pointing and shouting- baby! and then running away. every time bee got within a foot of me i freaked out and ran off screeching. mom wasn't so impressed. she said if that is how i'm going to react around babies i won't be visiting auntie amy any time soon because if i shriek and wake up her baby there will be trouble, namely i'll have to listen to a sad baby crying instead of laughing at me like bee does. no one else paid attention in music class today either so mom didn't really scold me for being naughty.