my effort to gross out mom did not work. i found something sticky and slimy stuck to the wheel of buggy. i pealed it off and took it in to mom. i placed it in her hand and she looks at me, looks at the blob and says- 'what the hell is this? gross, looks like a runned over worm or something.'
then she just wiped it off and washed her hands and then i got my hands washed. that was it. she suggested next time i find something gross like that to save it for dad, he will puke for sure.
mom took me to watch trains.

this morning i got mom and dad up at 4.50am. mom says that is even worse than 5am, it doesn't matter if i woke up singing or not. if the clock isn't saying atleast 6, mom doesn't want to know.
mom and dad were grumbly this morning, i on the other hand was in a great mood. mom found me a load of fun shows to watch while i played with my toys. i find the talking bunny and inventive coyote very entertaining. mom says most things i need to know about life i can learn from wile e coyote.
i ate my usual mush and banannana. i made some stinky poops. i waved dad off to work. i gave mom a hard time about getting dressed. i've started screaching when she tries to get me to do things i don't want to. so i screached a lot and thrashed and then ran around laughing. mom finally manged to get all my clothes on plus shoes. we headed out the door for our morning adventure.
mom took me to the pheonix, oh god, please no baby yoga. today we went to a different room. the green haired lady with wings was waiting for us- pixie maz! the green hair i find a bit weird but she is loads of fun. i had a great time running around the room and inspecting her bags. pixie maz has a big bag like the one gram uses when she comes to visit, so i worked all the zippers, played with the handle and then rolled it around the room. i found mr frog hanging out in the bag so i took him out and carried him around while we sang songs and drank pixie tea.