Thursday, July 31, 2008


i woke up singing this morning. lalala sun is up. lalala i'm up. nothing really exciting to report about my day. it's kinda grey out. it's raining.
mom took me out this morning before the rain came. we walked up the big hill at northernhay. when the sprinkly started she took me through the wall to the lieberry. i didn't know there was a shortcut there. we returned some books.
mom said- yeah it's sprinkly out, we've got hoodies, who cares if we get a little wet. let's keep shopping. so she dragged me into every charity shop we could find. she said we needed to find a decent lasgana dish. we found a lot of books. finally in the last shop mom found a dish that was acceptible. finally. how freaken boring. shopping in the rain is worse than regular shopping. i got bored and wet instead of just bored.
went to the food store so mom could buy things for dinner.
got home and ate lunch. finally mom made something eatible. i had some of gram's yummy soup(mom knows how to make it and she spent yesterday making a huge pot of it.) mom went a little crazy and added turkey and pasta to my bowl. it was alright. for desert mom made fresh peach sauce for my yoghurts. now that was good.
mom says today is bath day. whooo-hooo, something to look forward to. rainy days are not much fun.

Wednesday, July 30, 2008


dad poked me awake this morning. what? it's morning time already? i staid up way past my bed time last night. i watched jericho and the ghost whispererer with my folks. i didn't get into my bed until after 10pm. what makes dad think i want to get up at 7 this morning? ugh. i dragged myself out to the livingroom. sat and watched hoobs while mom shoveled mush into my mouth.
mom and i went out in the spinkly to gather some food. we got home and unpacked things. oh god i'm starting to bore myself.
it's been such a boring ass day. i'm going to get blankie and take a freaken nap. screw you stupid rain.

Tuesday, July 29, 2008


yawn. just a lazy day for me today. it's kinda rainy out. mom and i went to the park for our morning walk. i climbed the big hill at northernhay. i poked the flowers at the war memorial. i tried to sneak through the fence on to the construction site. mom wasn't too impressed with that. it started to sprinkly and since mom didn't need anything at the store, we just went home.
mom and i had a big fight over lunch. i told her there was no way in hell i was going to eat that nasty turkey casserole. she said- oh yes you are. i ended up with a bunch of if on my face which i then managed to rub off into my hair. every time i opened my mouth to yell at mom she shoved a spoon full of crap in there. i think in the end it was a draw. half went in my tummy, half went in my hair.
after lunch i curled up with blankie. rainy days are perfect blankie days. seemed like every 5 minutes mom was poking me awake. just leave me alone woman. turns out i slept from 12.30 until 4.30. that's one heck of a nap.
mom heated up some shepard's pie that gram left in the freezer for me. now that was some good eating. i had no problem at all eating that stuff. stupid mom needs to learn how to cook.
dad should be home soon. i'm going to hang out, play and spend time with him.

Monday, July 28, 2008


had an ok day. ate my breakfast. dad makes me mush with mashed up banannana in it every morning. it gets a bit boring but i eat it. i played for a bit. after my morning stinky mom got me dressed and took me out for fun. i walked around the cathedral green. it's fun to go there in the morning. not many people are around and i get to watch the delivery vans. it was pretty hot and mom forgot my juicy so we didn't stay long.
helped mom with the shopping. we just bought random stuff. got home and i was pretty sleepy. found my blankie and curled up on mom for a nap. i fall asleep on mom but for some reason i usually wake up on the floor. what the hell? and yeah i woke up and found myself on the floor, mom was no where to be seen. i heard her banging around in the kitchen so i took my complaints there.
mom made me lunch. some crap called turkey caserole. it was ok. mom says that turkey is just a bigger dumber meaner chicken. it tastes weird.
mom took me out again since it was a nice day and tomorrow it's supposed to be not so nice. we took ball to the park. mom made me walk all over the place. i carried ball around with me, i didn't feel like chasing him around. took some time to poke the flowers. mom says i'm supposed to smell them, but i like to poke them. sometimes on the little ones i pull their heads off.
got home and it was time for dinner. mom said that she didn't really feel like cooking so i just got a bowl of steamed broclies and collieflower. totally fucking gross. i didn't want to open my mouth. mom said that it was either going in my mouth or up my nose, didn't matter to her. well it matters to me! so i begrudendly opened my mouth. only upside to the experience is i should have some super stinky poops later for her to clean up.
think i'll just read a few stories and listen to my music before bed.
oh yeah for a special treat mom bought me some ice cream when we were done with our afternoon outing. we shared but i think i ate most. it was nice and cold felt good on all my new teeth.

Sunday, July 27, 2008


i had the usual kind of weekend. went out and did stuff with mom. touched stuff i wasn't supposed too. played with my friends. read some stories. nothing very exciting to report.

Saturday, July 26, 2008



it's humid out, as a result i have stupid hair. i've decided that morning naps are for suckers. i take an afternoon nap. so now i'm on the go from 6.30am or so until 2pm. go go go. i noticed that mom is hitting the diet coke pretty hard.
we've been out twice today and still haven't done much. mom made me climb the big hill at northernhay both times. we did the food shopping and tried to avoid the saturday asshole shoppers. mom got me a balloon from the photo store. i love balloons. i waved and squaked until she stopped the buggy and asked the lady for one. yeah for balloons!
mom says that since i didn't eat all my lunch i can have it for dinner. what makes her think it will taste any better this time around? it's not like italian food which only tastes better the colder and older it gets.
just going to spend the rest of the day reading, watching tv and touching stuff i'm not supposed to. saturdays are kinda dull.

Friday, July 25, 2008


i fear i may pay the price for my mom's food experimentation. the other day she made every veg in the house curry. i watched her chop stuff up. who the hell keeps that much veg in their house? carrots, onions, peppers, potatoes, brocolies, sweade, snow peas, baby corn, eggplant, zucs, mushrooms, the only thing she didn't put in was sweet potato and collieflowers. today for lunch she made me eat some. she mixed yoghurt and chicken in mine and chopped up some garlic corriander nan bread. it was alright. i ate most of it. i just fear tomorrow there could be some blow back.
today for my morning fun mom took me to dinky's. we were the first ones there and only one other kid came to play. he was a little older than me. i watched him run and jump and climb on things. mom told me to go make friends but i just felt like doing my own thing. i got a couple balls and just walked around with them for awhile. mom showed me how to get into the ball pit and i tried that out a few times. i climbed up the ramp for the slide but wasn't too sure about actually using the slide so i just climbed back down again. it wasn't so scary as the first time i went since it wasn't so loud. mom let me stay for an hour before dragging me off to do the shopping. she says if it doesn't rain we can go out again later. i think we're going to the park or something.

Thursday, July 24, 2008


today at breakfast dad goes- we've booked you a holiday kiddo, hope you have fun. what? huh? and then mom told me that she's been talking to gram and gram has been talking to her. next time gram comes down for a visit, she is going to take me back to derby with her. i get to go visit at gram and grandad's house. i get to see them and uncle tom and auntie amy and auntie pasty too. mom says it'll be just like sleep away camp. how exciting. i can't wait.
went out with mom this morning. we got a late start on things because she was waiting for me to download my morning stinky. she made me walk up hill at northernhay again. we've been taking the old people route, it's a less steep grade and easier for me to push buggy. i also like to stop and touch the flower that grow near the path. i dragged mom up one of the off road routes that go near the roman wall. the hill was super steep, but i made it up.
after all the hill climbing i was pretty tired so i told mom to put me back in buggy. it's thursday and since we don't really have anything better to do, mom took me shopping. at the first charity shop mom found me two new friends. i got a whooly mamouth- his name is manny, i've seen him on tv in that ice age movie. i also got a little stuffed shark. cool. in the other shop we went to mom got herself something weird and artycrafty- bobbin lacemaking kit? i don't know what that is but sounds boring.
went food shopping with mom and just bought random things like oj and diet pepsi. i'm not allowed either so whatever. got home and introduced the new friends to all my other friends. mom said that one of her surprises had come in the mail. so she opened this package and you'll never guess what was in there. mom found me my own copies of can you moo too and can you choochoo. oh my god, oh my god. i ran around the room squeeeling and flapping can you moo in the air. i love that book!

Wednesday, July 23, 2008


mom bought me a cd player the other day. now before bedtime we listen to mozart or lullybyes. it's pretty cool. i can see it under my bed while we read stories and every once in a while i peak over to see what the lights are doing. mom says she has lots of nice surprises on the way for me. she's been bargin hunting.

Tuesday, July 22, 2008



yes there are updates, keep it in your pants. mom is working on stuff.

Sunday, July 20, 2008



it's sunday. nothing much goes on sundays right? someone needs to tell mom that. she's dragged me all over town doing stuff today. i got press ganged into being her photography asshat.
this morning after breakfast we went to visit the big iron bridge. mom let me walk down the huge hill. we saw a kittie. when it was time to go up the hill mom put me back in buggy.
we walked around and mom was all this is this and that is that. so boring. lucky for me it was getting close to lunch. we went to do the shopping and then home.
ate lunch and played a bit with dad. since it's sunday dad invited mr hoover over. i don't like mr hoover. he scares me. so mom and i went back out while dad visited with mr hoover.
mom took me to northernhay- it's got a small park, but to get there you have to walk up a big hill. mom got me out of buggy and made me walk up the hill. it's way harder than walking down. mom let me play a bit when i got to the top and then we were off again.
we walked all over to places i haven't really been before. we ended up at the quay. there were swans and loads of people. on the way home we stopped and did more food shopping. on our way out there was a kid ride set up in the square. lots of flashing lights and cars going around a track. mom pushed me over and asked me if i wanted to go on it. what kind of question is that? of course i do. so mom gave the guy some money and i got to drive the fire engine around. it was so freaken cool! mom said that was my treat for being such a good boy.
what a day. i had my dinner, some kind of weird veg and rice thing. going to spend some time doing stuff and then off to bed.

Saturday, July 19, 2008



today while out with mom i saw racing cars. they were on display. we saw a classic racer from the 60's roll up. it made a loud rumble. it parked between a stock car and an F1. i just thought cars were cars, mom told me what the different ones were called. my mom knows a lot of weird stuff.

after running around the cathedral green mom took me into a bookstore. she said we had some book tokens taht someone had given me for my birthday. mom picked out a learn chinese book+cd for little kids. i can't even speak english yet and now i have to learn chinese?

mom dragged me off to a charity shop looking for some kind of baking tin. i saw her hand the lady some money but i didn't see what she bought.

i fell asleep and woke up at home. mom told me to play a bit while she got lunch ready. and that's when i saw what mom bought- a new friend for me. she found toola hoob! and she talks. i love hoobs!

spent the rest of the day getting on mom's nerves. i kept touching stuff. i turned the tv off and on. i yanked cords. i tried to touch power sockets. mom seems to think all of those things are bad ideas.
mom made that thing, which is why i guess she needed baking tins. i never got to try any., i'm told it was very good.

Friday, July 18, 2008


got a card today. it had monkeys on it. i love monkeys. gram and grandad sent me a little note. i feel loads better. my red dots are all gone and i haven't had a fever since monday night. i'm up to full power and ready to go go go . mom bought me a leash today.

Thursday, July 17, 2008


today mom's been all- let's do something new. we should do atleast one new thing every day. good god, someone save me.
had a bit of a sleep in since i staid up way past my bedtime again. i didn't end up going to sleep until 9pm. mom wasn't too thrill about that but i didn't hear her complaining when we finally got out of bed at 7am this morning.
there was an incident during breakfast. i threw up a block and instead of the spoon full of oatmeal going in my mouth, it bounced off my hand and into my hair. mom tried to clean me up but oatmeal is hard to get out of hair. it dried all stiff and crunchy, not to mention sticking straight up.
i downloaded a major poopie, i mean this thing could have filled two diapers. mom got me cleaned up and we both got dressed. first thing on mom's let's do something new list- she signed me up for a music class and we dropped the check in the mail this morning. so in september i start a 14week session of music lessons aimed at little kids. great.
mom and i walked a different way to the shopping street. instead of going to the cathedral she let me out of buggy in the new shopping center. i walked around and looked in windows. one store had balloons! mom had a tough time dragging me away from there. i love balloons. mom said that since we hadn't been to the charity shops this week, today we would go. so i got dragged all over while she went in these stores. upside is she bought me some cool stuff. i got a pair of next sweatpants- i have to grow a bit to fit them. i got a cool stuffed chinese dragon toy and a stuffed snake. new friends! after that i had to help mom with the shopping. we just bought random things at the food store, we didn't really need anything.
i had a little nap and when i got up it was time for lunch. mmmmmm lunch. i was really hungry and fussed at mom while she tried to get it together. hurry up already. finally after a million years she put me in my chair and said it was time to eat. the spoon came at me and i refused to open my mouth. what the fuck is that shit? i don't want to eat it, looks gross. needless to say, mom was not impressed. she said i should either open my mouth or she would just shove it up my nose, it didn't matter to her. so i agreed to taste the gross stuff and it was actually good. i had chicken, broc and rice with some carrots and mashed pots thrown in for good measure.
after lunch i spent some time working mom's last nerve, it's fun. she announced that since it was an alright day we should go picture taking. so she dug out this weird looking camera thing and off we went. one of our stops was the cathedral. mom let me out and i ran around for a bit. mom and i also went in to the charity shops and found more cool stuff. i got a wallet with a skull and cross bones on it. mom says i can keep my pocket change and lieberry card in there. i got a stuffed three headed dog, mom says in greek mythology that dog guards the gates to hell or something. we'll have to get a book of greek mythology and look it up, or watch clash of the titans next time it's on. i also got a stuffed monkey. mom got him off the shelf and showed him to me- i squeeled, so she had to buy him. i love monkeys, this one looks like a spider monkey.
and that has been my day. just going to goof off for a bit, eat dinner and read a few stories with mom. i guess doing a new thing won't be bad. we did loads of new things today and i had fun.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008


so far so good. after i finally went to sleep last night at 9.20pm, i actually slept pretty well. woke up in a good enough mood. ate my breakfast and watched my shows. mom and i went out and did stuff. we walked around the cathedral green. i saw one of the kitties. went shopping for stuff.
it's only afternoonish. not sure what i'm going to do the rest of the day. mom is working on the computer and just letting me do my own thing. that's pretty cool.
mom says i'm lucky she didn't give me a flying lesson last night. all the baby seagulls in the neighborhood have been getting their flying lessons this week. i'm pretty sure their mom's are pushing them off the roofs. mom says i can follow them if i like.

somedays mom dresses me like one of us is retarded. most days she dresses me like everyone else is color blind. you should have seen the stuff she had me wearing the other day. i had a brown stripe shirt, with the stripes going side to side. then i had some overalls with the stripes going up and down. it was seriously embarrassing. but then what to expect from a person who thinks jeans without holes counts as formal wear. she says all the stripes will help break-up my shape and confuse my natural preditors.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

today=not such a good day. i was up most of the night. i was super hot, like mom kept touching me with a wet cloth hot. i was very unhappy. even the medicine mom gives me wasn't working. so this morning i was miserable and mom was miserable and then we made dad miserable. there was lots of cursing, more than a usual day.
i ate my breakfast with out any problems. mom got me dressed and out the door we went. she said we had a million stupid unfun things to get done. oh man, can't i just stay home? first stop was the medical walk in center since i don't have a doctor down here. we didn't have to wait long. hot babies with red dots tend to get seen right away. mom says she's pretty sure nothing serious is wrong with me, but you never know. so we got to talk to this guy nurse. mom took my clothes off and showed him my dots. he stuck a hot strip under my arm to see if i was done cooking yet. the strip said i was still hot but in no danger of burning. he said the dots were nothing serious and should clear up in a few days, probably some viral infection producing a rash. one unfun thing down.
went to the drugstore for a new hot detector and calpo medicine.
walked across town to the doctor mom used to see for rejoining paper work.
mom let me out and i walked around the new shopping center. i saw some older boy with his gram. she let him pee right in the street, i mean right there in front of everyone. we avoided the puddle when we walked by. england really is the third world.
ran around the cathedral for a bit. helped mom with the shopping. see lots of boring unfun things.
mom and i were both grouchy because we didn't sleep much so we pretty much spent the day bitching at each other. i reached the end of the road when i tried to tap dance in her dinner. she made another super good veggie lasgana and i kept trying to stomp on it. that's when she offered me flying lessons. lucky for me dad came home a little while later. mom locked me in the livingroom with him.

Monday, July 14, 2008

i've got a case of the mondays and weird red dots. woke up this morning and went to look for everyone. they were gone. no gram, no uncle tom, no auntie amy. just my mom and dad. hooooof.
mom changed me and she noticed i was covered in red dots. they were on my belly, my butts and my feets. we took a vote and decided it was some weird heat rash.
spent the day doing stuff with mom. ate my breakfast- big bowl of oatmeal, dad makes that for me and mom spoons it in. watched the hoobs and monkey show. got dressed and went outside. walked around the cathedral green. helped mom buy food things.
god it's so boring. i fell asleep before we even left sainsburys.
at lunch time mom noticed i was a little hot. i was disagreeable too. ate food and goofed off. got yelled at for touching things i'm not supposed to touch.
got to see dad before mom took me off to bed. we're going to have a story and then night night.

Sunday, July 13, 2008


another nice day for me. yippie. dad took the day off work and we did fun stuff. me, dad and uncle tom went to the park and played football. it was such a great time. i'm really good at kicking the ball.
i spent lots of time with gram. she read me some stories and sang a few songs.
the big people all got pizza hut for dinner and only auntie amy shared with me. what the heck? mom says that gram can tuck me in tonight. good, because i'm feeling pretty worn out.

Saturday, July 12, 2008


it's saturday. last night gram said i needed to get some sleep because tomorrow would be really busy. really? what's going on today? i got up this morning in a good mood. mom said she could hear me singing. dad made me breakfast. just the usual mush with banannana in there. did the morning thing. played with gram and walked around talking.
gram and i got dressed then headed out the door. we played kick in the park. we walked around town looking at stuff. ok, still nothing really exciting going on. we headed home for lunch.
got home and who do i find sitting in my livingroom playing with my toys? auntie amy and uncle tom! ohmygod, ohmygod, ohmygod. that's so freaken cool. i was so excited i didn't want to eat my lunch. i just wanted to play.
mom eventually got some food in me. she and auntie amy stuck me in buggy and the three of us went into town. gram staid home to enjoy some peace and quiet. dad and uncle tom went to get pissed.
i showed amy how i run around the green. i saw some older kids with a ball and i went right over to them and took it off them. they said i could play with them a bit, if they could have the ball back. so i got to kick a ball around with a bunch of italian teenagers. mom didn't see that because she went to buy something called burger king. she came back with a bag of weird stuff. she and auntie amy ate the weird stuff while i ran around. mom said it was disgusting but good.
after the big people ate we walked around some more. mom went to a shop to buy some plates. since we only have 3plates and 5 people at the house, she figured they would be needed.
after doing boring girl stuff, we went to the pub. we found uncle tom and dad drinking beers. all of us went outside and relaxed. i ran around the grass and practiced walking up the hill. it was really fun.
unfortunately mom said i couldn't stay at the pub. she dragged me home for my dinner. i wanted to stay and do cool guy stuff with dad and uncle tom. there was talk about rag worms(sand worms) humph. one day i'll be big and mom won't be able to boss me around.
went home and gram had another bowl of yummy soup waiting for me. i fussed a bit but ate it in the end. it was good. i just wanted to fuss because i'm so tired.
going to bed in a bit. mom says that tomorrow all our guests go home. hoooof. bright side is gram will be back in a month or so for another visit. and auntie amy has a few weeks off and might come visit too. that will be nice.

Friday, July 11, 2008


i've just had a really nice day doing things with my gram. we went all over. i ran around the cathedral green. we went in the cathedral and walked around inside. we went to the food store and bought things. we went to other stores. got home just in time for some lunch. ate that up and it was good.
after lunch i played for a bit. then gram said- come on, let's go to story time. really? story time? freaken awesome. so we got ready and went to the lieberry. we listened to a few stories. i tried to make friends with some of the kids there. i touched them on the arm to say hi. hi. hi. hi. hi everyone. we played on the computer and i picked out some more books. after lieberry gram and i went to the park. i ran around and played some more outside. wheeee. i think i like summer time.
got home and ate bowl of gram's yummy soup. oh and it was yummy, let me tell you. she put some cheese in it and i got toast to dunk in it.
think i will play a little more and then head to bed. i need a few more stories off gram first.

Thursday, July 10, 2008


mom was on my back this morning. hurry up and download your stinky so we can do things. man doesn't she know these things take time. you can't rush a quality stinky. what the heck is so important any way? aren't we only going down the street to run around the cathedral green again?
eventually i did what needed to be done and mom changed me. she got me dressed. gram was dressed and mom was dressed too. the three of us set out down the hall and out the door and then down the street. just like every day. we got to the train station and things got interesting. mom spoke to the lady behind the glass and slid her some cash. the lady slid mom some colored paper. interesting.
gram, mom and i waited on the platform for a train to come. oooooh choochooots. so exciting. one came up real close to us and stopped. the doors opened and we got on. oh man that was pee yourself exiciting. gram and mom are taking me for a train ride! whoooo-hoooo.
riding on the train is super cool. i watched things wizz by the window- fields, cows, sheep, water. we rode the train down to this place called teignmouth. it's on the ocean. mom and gram bored me to sleep by going in every shop they passed. i woke up at just in time for lunch.
gram and mom agreed that since i was such a super good boy we should go to the big playground so i could have some fun too. there are loads of cool things in the playground but all i care about is swings. i love swings. gram pushed me for like an hour and i still didn't want to get out. oh so much fun. mom almost kicked a seagul, he was trying to steal my rice cakes from underneath buggy. that made me laugh. i saw a big kid fall over when he was running and not paying attention. he totally kissed the ground, i didn't laugh at him. i know what that feels like.
when it was time to go back to the train station mom made me walk almost half way there. it was a long way. i saw some dogs and tried to catch a little black bird. it was a really nice day. i can't believe i got to ride the train back home too. what a world.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008


so yesterday turned out really cool. it didn't rain nearly as much as the weather people said it would. in the afternoon gram and i went to the park across the street. there were some other kids there- twin girls. we all played together. i had loads of fun. when gram said it was time to go home i didn't want to leave. gram talked to the girl's nanny and she told gram about all the good places to take kids. so when we got home gram told mom and mom said- well i guess we better check these places out.
got up today and it was raining. it hasn't really rained much during the day lately. i ate my breakfast. dad makes me a huge bowl of oatmeal every morning with mushed up banannana in it. i eat the whole bowl and then i usually beg for toast. gram and i watched the monkey show and played. mom finally showed up and said- ok everybody get dressed we're going to check out dinky's.
dinky's is one of the places gram found out about yesterday. mom looked it up on the computer and found out where it is. so we all got dressed and went to check it out. oh my god, what a place. it's got chairs and tea to keep old people busy while the kids run around like crazy and jump in the ball pit. there were kids everywhere! mom took my shoes off and i went to check things out. i have to admit is was a little scary. some of the kids are way bigger than me and have mastered basic walking. i wasn't too sure about the whole thing. i found a stray ball and that made me happy. i played with my ball and watched how the bigger kids ran around and climbed the slide and then jumped around in the ball pit. this older boy came up to me and i thought he wanted to make friends, instead he snatched my ball away and ran off. what the hell? i started to get upset but mom pointed out another ball for me to play with. so i walked over to the other ball pit with my new ball to see the kids in there, turned out they were a bunch of girls. it wasn't so scary. i played with my ball and hopped around a little. this really big girl came over and i thought she wanted to be friends, but no, she snatched my ball away too. come on now. there are like 50million balls and people keep snatching mine. she went up the slide ramp and i decided to go after her. i wanted my ball back. she stopped half way up and saw that i was following her. i thought we could have a civilized conversation and work things out. i went to open my mouth to say- can i please have my ball back when she smacked me right in the chops. gram saw me get hit and let me tell you, that girl got a telling off. she started to cry and her mom ended up taking her home. i found another ball to play with. the rest of the time was alright. no one tried to bully me and i got to keep my ball. mom says we can go back another time and try it again.
gram and i went home while mom did some shopping. mom came home with a huge bag of stuff for me. she found a huge bucket of wooden blocks at the charity shop. she said- wooden blocks on a rainy day are the perfect fun. so i'm going to spend the rest of the day playing blocks with gram. tomorrow if it's nice we're supposed to go to the beach. mom says there is a super duper surprise coming for me on saturday. oh what a week!

Tuesday, July 8, 2008


i'm minty fresh. i was hanging out with mom in the big people bedroom. she was looking at some paper and checking her email. i rearranged the bookshelf and then i saw a cool bottle under the bed. i got the bottle out and twistied the top and then showered myself with all this bright green stinky water. what did mom call it? mouth wash?
mom snatched me up and plopped me in the bathtub. she got gram to come in and help me splash in the tub. mom went off and fixed the carpet.
oh yeah gram is here for a visit. she came down on the train yesterday. when she opened the door and walked in my jaw just about hit the floor. gram gram gram. i'm so excited.

Monday, July 7, 2008


hi everyone. ahhh yes here i am. i'm all moved into my new house. after a month of nagging, my dad finally got the internet and cable tv hooked. so now i can watch my monkey show and update the world with my latest activities. new house is really cool. i can see the train station from my feeding chair. i have a huge livingroom to run around in. i've got my own bedroom, but i still have to share with mom. she snores really loud. i like to get up in the middle of the night still, so she sleeps in my room. if i lose my sucker or need blankie she is right there. it's kinda nice. for fun mom takes me to the cathedral. i spend most of my morning running around the green of a 14th cent cathedral, yeah i know you're all jealous. every day after the cathedral mom and i do the food gathering. sometimes we go to the lieberry. i've got my own card and have even taken out a few books. right now i have twinkle checked out, it's about a star. mom is incharge of cooking all my food now. lord help me. she likes to make every veg in the house mush and then just adds chicken. so i end up eating carrot, onion, potato, brocoli, colliflower, pea and sweet potato with some chicken. what kid eats that? i have to say she did make some kick ass spiced sweet potato soup the other day. damn that was good. she also makes me fruit. i had kiwi fruit the other day in my yoghurtz.