mom has taken away my pants. she says forget the park i'm not going anywhere until i produce a poop. i'm going to sit on my little potty and watch how it's made.
i did so a little poop in the end. mom and i got dressed and we went in to town. mom picked up a few things at the grocery store and then we went for a walk. she wouldn't tell me where we were going. we went down some streets i didn't recognize. i asked mom a load of questions. where are we? where are we? where are we going? i want to go home. what's going on? mom said- really? you want to go home? you don't want to go to a park? and when i looked around some more i realized we were back at the new park. oh no, i want to go to the park!
i ran down the hill and went into the play area. so much cool stuff. there was another boy there, he was younger. i think he was called jack. jack wanted to do everything i did. he followed me around. when he had trouble his grandmother helped him. we had fun chasing each other around the playground doing all the activities. it was good fun.
i didn't want to go home. i told mom i wanted to stay at the park forever. mom said- no, we're going home to eat peanut butter and jelly samiches. oh ok.
mom and i went home and i ate a big pile of samiches. it's been a pretty good day. i love going to the park