mom says that some actor dude bit it today and now watching dark knight this summer will only be half as fun. maybe he will show up on ghost whispererer and the girl with big knockers will show him how to find the light. i know how to find the light, i get mom to hit the light switch. i thought ghosts were dead and got to know everything. what a bunch of retards.
spent most of the day getting on mom's last nerve. i wiggled and complained all day long. i even gave dad a hard time when we were watching ghost hunters. he got annoyed because i was talking through his favorite show. mom just laughed at him- haha. i talk through her favorite shows all the time.
i tried to fly this evening. i was hanging out on the couch with dad and while he was distracted by something shiny for a second i jumped off the couch. dad caught me though and pulled me back by my shirt. what the hell? i was totally going to fly, first solo flight. mom said she would have let me go, kid has to learn how to fly sometime.
ate loads of yummy treats. went for a short walk with mom and dad. that was different. they took me to the gay ass grocery store. how boring. and that was my day.

today's picture is a shot of my super secret carpet fuzzie mining project.