boogies
i've been full of boogies lately. crusty ones, sticky ones, green ones, boogies of all description. one morning mom got me out of bed and i blew boogies all over her shoulder. the other day a huge one came out and dad screamed like a girl. mom pulled one out at breakfast time that was like a mile long, it was half crusty and half sticky. what the fuck? mom says that boogies are our friends. they help nose filter out sicky germs and other things that shouldn't come in.