mom says i'm lucky she didn't give me a flying lesson last night. all the baby seagulls in the neighborhood have been getting their flying lessons this week. i'm pretty sure their mom's are pushing them off the roofs. mom says i can follow them if i like.

somedays mom dresses me like one of us is retarded. most days she dresses me like everyone else is color blind. you should have seen the stuff she had me wearing the other day. i had a brown stripe shirt, with the stripes going side to side. then i had some overalls with the stripes going up and down. it was seriously embarrassing. but then what to expect from a person who thinks jeans without holes counts as formal wear. she says all the stripes will help break-up my shape and confuse my natural preditors.