i got up this morning when i heard dad rustling. i climbed out of bed and pried open my bedroom door and ran off into the rest of the house to see him. it took me a few minutes to realize dad had already left, the rustling noise was him shutting the front door. i was pretty bummed out. he had gotten my breakfast together though so mom cooked it up for me. i choked it down, it tasted like bitter disapointment. not really, it tasted like banannanas like it always does.
mom and i watched the usual morning shows and then got ready to do things. she was all like- it's yoga day, it's yoga day. make sure you pay attention to the teacher, blah blah blah. which is more boring yoga or listening to mom talk about yoga? before class mom let me walk around. she took me on the path to watch trains. whooo-hooo. i stood paitently and waited for trains to roll by. eventually one did come along, after it went past i started to cry. it's going to be that kind of day.
mom and i went to class. i ran around and tried to stick my finger in the power sockets. i stole a sleeping girl's stuffed rabbit. i tried to take the juicy off the little boy next to me. to be fair, he kept trying to steal my juicy. he's pretty quick. i ran around the room and fell over a few times, i just got right back up and continued on my way. the girl i goofed off with the other day in music class was there too, she ran around with me for a bit but then got distracted by her foot. once i ran too close to the teacher and she picked me up and spun me upside down and then placed me on the floor. that was cool. she used me to show all the other kids how to hang upside down and touch the floor.
after class mom and i went home. i had a nap and then ate a late lunch. we played and watched animal shows. mom and i tried out the thanks so much game. i would hand her treasure and let her hold it and she would say thanks so much and give me a hug. then i would ask for it back and she would let me have it. when mom was giving me a hug i chomped down and bit her shoulder, really hard. there's a purple mark there now. that put an end to the thanks so much game.
and that's really been my day. i ran around and fell over. i climbed on stuff and fell over. i ate some food.