grandad had to leave this morning. oh man. and then mom dragged me off to yoga. ugh. mom says the good news is there is just one more yoga class after today. good. i saw pixie maz in the hallway while i was waiting for class and i told her i can't wait to join her group. yoga is for pussies.
today in class i took lucy's stuffed bunny. she just dropped him on the ground so i picked him up to be my friend. i sat and looked bunny over, he's ok. lucy sent her mom over to get the bunny back. then she sat in her buggy and glared at me. the girl sitting next to lucy had a bear. i walked over and snatched the bear. i sat and looked him over. yeah ok, bear. why do kid's like bears so much? the little girl was starting to make a llama face so mom dragged me over to hand the bear back. she made me say sorry for taking the bear too. then i noticed the real little boy had a cool looking ball. since he's only a real small and easily distracted baby, i waited until he lost the ball before i picked it up. i held on to that ball, no one is taking this away from me. mom noticed that the little boy was looking for his ball. mom and i got into a huge fight when she tried to make me give the ball up. there was screaming and tears. dumb baby got his ball back. thankfully i was able to get the ball again since the boy got distracted by something else. then i noticed the spanish girl had a ball just like the one i took off the little boy. so i marched over to her and tried to take her ball too. mom put a stop to that idea. just as i was reaching out my hand to snatch the ball mom's hand came swooshing down and clamped onto mine. she growled- don't even think about. so i left the spanish girl alone with her ball.
and that is how i spent the first 15min of yoga class today. the rest i just ran around and tried to touch the radio. oh i also managed to open my snack pot. cherrios and raisins went all over the yoga matt. mom was not impressed.
after class mom took me home and i spent the rest of the day doing fun stuff with gram.