mom says i'm on my final warning. she's cool with me not sleeping through the night but if i wake her and dad up again before 6am, i'm going to loose some big boy points. apparently 5am is a retarded time to get up.
today was kinda weird but i had fun.
i got mom and dad up at 5am. i hung out and did stuff and they did stuff. mom finally fed me. dad went to work. so far so usual.
mom got me dressed and we went for our walk. we ended up at music class. oh goodie. i love music class. i was really good and did everything i was supposed to. i even played the drum the right way.
mom took me shopping. we battled old people for cheap cheese and buyonegetonefree cheerios.
i had a nap. i heard mom talking about me though. i was sleeping and all i could her was her yammering on. i got up and mom changed me. next thing i know dad came banging through the door. dad's home! i haven't even had my lunch yet. mom gave me a kiss and said i had to be good for dad.
i spent the afternoon doing fun stuff with dad. he tried to feed me lunch. i told him to stuff it. all i want is fruity pots and carrot cake bars. after our lunch battle dad got me ready and we went out, just the two of us.
dad took me to the park with swings. i had loads of fun. after the swings we walked around in the grass and mom showed up. well i think it was mom, she looks funny. turns out mom just went to get a hair cut, lots of hair cuts. dad had to go back to work so mom took me home.
i got into a fight with mom over dinner. i told her where she could stuff that nasty shepard's pie she was trying to feed me. i ended up with some in my nose and on my head. i conceded and ate a few spoons after that.
there's been a lot of banging and sparkly lights outside tonight. mom says it's some kind of english thing involving bonfires and the celebration of tearing a man to shreds hundreds of years ago. and they call the american's blood thirsty.