mom says if i ever have another day like today, she will leave me on the corner with the big issue seller and his dog. i was so bad she almost called dad home early. i was very cheeky today. i have a whole roomful of toys and books. all i wanted to do was flick the switch on the radiator. every time mom got up to tell me off i ran away laughing. click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, mom said it was making her head feel even worse. i got tired of that game after awhile and moved on to better things- opening the freezer. mom put a lock on it the other day so it only opens a little bit now. i used to get it all the way open and then try to pull the baskets out. so freezer door went open close, open close, open close. once again every time mom came to tell me off, i just ran away laughing. freezer game got boring so i moved on to- trash inspection. i reached into the garbage can and pulled out random things to see what's in there. mom said if i didn't knock that game off i would have to eat whatever i dug out. gross. i pulled out a chocolate bar wrapper. i tried to get mom to give me a fresh one with the bar still inside.
eventually i calmed down enough to eat my dinner. i gave mom a hard time about eating it though. gross gross gross, i'm not eating any more of your slop. then she managed to get a spoon in my mouth and i realized it actually tasted pretty good. i ate a huge bowl of weird italian dish version5.
after eating a huge dinner i got out of my chair and gathered up my blankies. being evil most of the day is tiring work. i curled up with mom and went to sleep.
mom tried to move me from the livingroom floor to my bed. how do i know this? i woke up. that little sleep i had gave me enough energy to drive mom crazy from 7.30pm to 10pm. i guess i could keep going but i want to be up before 6am tomorrow so i can get an early start on things.
oh yeah i also emptied out an entire pack of buttwipes one by one. mom has picture evidence of this event. she can't prove the other misdeeds. on the upside, i like to use a coaster for my sippy cup.