mom didn't seem so thrilled to see me this morning at 2am when i woke her up with my screaming. instead of the feel sorry for myself whimper i've been using, last night i tried the full bodied come get me now shriek. it worked great. i got right into bed with mom and quickly went back to sleep. i win.
this morning mom was grumpity. for some reason she hasn't been getting much sleep and i guess being kicked in the head all night annoys her. i saw her give dad the evil eye.
mom said that all fun was canceled for the day and i would have to do boring stuff. we got dressed and mom dragged me off to the grocery store. i walked part of the way but it was really windy and the sun was super bright so i had a hard time. mom plopped me down in buggy and i was cool with that. i was a good boy in the store. i didn't kick any old ladies and i didn't scream. mom filled the basket with diet coke and dark chocolate, she said it's going to be that kind of day.
after the grocery store mom dragged me across the street to the hospice charity shop. oh man, stupid looking at clothes and trying to find treasure. mom bought a load of crap. seriously. she bought a book called: everyone poops. after stripping that shop of all it's good kids stuff mom took me down to oxfam and we found more things to buy. dad will be so thrilled. i got a cool monkey shirt from next, a megablocks train engine and two looney tunes stuffies- bugs and that poor unfortunate coyote.
when we got home there was a load of packages sitting outside the door. it's like freaken christmas all up in here. i got some cool monkeys from gram and grandad and they also sent a book about washing your face. the other stuff was for mom. what a day.